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Browsing articles from "March, 2009"
Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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The Future of Web 2.0 and Social Media | Omegle Conversation

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: You shall know me by the trail of destruction
You: do you think, web 3.0 is near?
Stranger: How are you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Web 2.0 isn’t even here yet
You: where is “there”?
Stranger: But in 5 years we should be fine
You: i hope so.
Stranger: Need to improve computer pattern recognistion algorithms
Stranger: Hopefully the poingcaré conjecture solution will help in that regard
You: of course. Web 2.0 is not only bubbles and large texts…
Stranger: It’s also Twitting to people you don’t know what you ate for breakfast!
You: do you miss old internet days?
You: altavistas, askjeeves.
Stranger: ;___;
You: oh those were the days…
You: wtf is “;___;”?
You: is it “no i don’t” ?
Stranger: Back in the day I would %cd my %~/c:/Loca~
Stranger: Tears.
You: wow, do you want to host the whole internet at your localhost?
Stranger: Rolling down my cheeks like the Niagara falls roll over whatever is underneath.
You: this is an amazing idea.
Stranger: Back in the day the internet came on 5″ floppy.
You: will you host google to at localhost too?
Stranger: Alas, that was the past.
You: you say, i’ve played prince of persian?
Stranger: A wonderous land.
You: what about the cheats?
Stranger: Ponce of Persuing?
You: do you remember the cheats?
You: cd games, enter
You: cd prince
You: enter
You: prince megahit, enter.
You: ms-dos days…
Stranger: use ~ “god_mode=1″, win game
You: or ctrl + l for the next level.
Stranger: up up down down left right left right b a start
Stranger: Those were the days.
You: press “k” to kill enemies.
Stranger: keeeeeeeel
You: yep
You: that was awesome.
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: …Meh. Stumbleupon I guess.
You: it’s an option too.
Stranger: Digg is a cesspool of retardedness, Reddit is a circlejerk of idiots
You: Do you think, social media will change?
You: into a new form?
You: for digg, same here, but reddit is better.
Stranger: First step will be increased inter-site integration
Stranger: Facebook accounts that you can use in Twitter, etc.
You: like facebook-connect?
Stranger: Yea
You: i think so.
Stranger: “unifying” people’s online persona
You: think about a social buzz around thw whole internet.
You: getting more than 5 millions visitors to a blog via social media
You: is this a dream?
Stranger: Hopefuly though, Second Life will never be the future of social media
Stranger: :V perhaps 5M yes
Stranger: but 1M why not?
You: hmm. it’s quite enough.
Stranger: Just link on /b/
You: second life is fantasty, facebook is reality…
You: i hate /b/
Stranger: :V
You: do you blog in the evenings?
Stranger: I used to blog. A long time ago.
Stranger: (2-3 years ago.)
You: why did you gave up?
Stranger: Had other projects.
You: me too.
You: blogging kills a lot of time.
Stranger: Blogging is fun, but it takes up lots of time.
Stranger: Anyway, I’m going to leave now.
Stranger: Bye.
You: ok, can i use this conversation
Stranger: Yea
You: at giveupinternet.com?
You: Thank you.

Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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Atheists Do not Want to Talk With Believers. This is Good For Believers. No one loves Atheists.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: BARACK IS IT YOU!?!=?=?
Stranger: hi2u2
You: yeah it’s me
You: how did you find me?
You: your good at combinations.
Stranger: i have a device
Stranger: it picks up presidents
You: detects presidents?
Stranger: sure, i have a phd out of combinations
You: wow, do you have for -ladies- version*
Stranger: well, not exactly combinations, rather a field that uses them a lot
Stranger: no, there are no female presidents
Stranger: or at least there shouldn’t be
You: that seems good. and it smell like digg spirit
You: are you from digg or reddit?
Stranger: it only traces presidents of serious countries
Stranger: no
You: tell me those serious countries,
You: finland?
Stranger: yea
You: wow, that’s awesome.
Stranger: pretty much the whole northern hemispehere
Stranger: -asia
You: whr u frm?
Stranger: also, not the northern parts of africe
Stranger: africa
You: south?
Stranger: europe,
Stranger: ;o
You: which city?
Stranger: near barcelona
You: i know europe is not a country lol
You: barcelona is awesome.
Stranger: aye
You: barcelona fc is better than barcelona
Stranger: however it’s just temporary
Stranger: i dunno, i don’t really like them :d
Stranger: i’m not spanish actually, i just work here right now
You: The Whole World is Temporary…
You: We all gonna die.
Stranger: i’m from slovenia to be exact, don’t think you know where this is
Stranger: not me,
Stranger: the good die young, but pricks live forever
Stranger: ergo, i’m never going to die
Stranger: where you from?
You: but they’re not happy indeed.
You: i’m from ____
You: _____
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i’ve been there 2 years ago
Stranger: nice place
You: really?
Stranger: yea
You: i think so.
You: in _____
Stranger: indeed
You: ______ is a deep city.
You: you lost yourself in senses…
You: you get filled with varied senses..
Stranger: the plane ticket cost 200€ and i had the whole summer free so i decided to go and have a look
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: it’s a bit too chaotic for my taste
You: what do you do?
Stranger: or maybe i’m just not used to it
Stranger: mechanical engineering
You: are you an atheist?
Stranger: yea, although my grandma has somehting against it
You: me too.
Stranger: nice
You: me, like your grandma.
Connection asploded.

funny conversations

Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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your voice is coming from 10 years ago | Funny Omegle Conversations

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: are you lost in time?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: +2 gmt
You: your voice is coming from 10 years ago
Stranger: cool-

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Mar 31, 2009
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This is why Adobe Reader is Great. | Adobe Sucks Collection [PIC]

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This is why Adobe Reader is Great. | Adobe Sucks Collection [PIC]
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funny conversations

Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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Old Dos Games, Oh Those Were The Games With Mike Laaaaaaary! | Omegle Conversations

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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: i’ll use you.
Stranger: yes man!
Stranger: sounds good!
You: for a blog post.
Stranger: lets get this rollin then..
You: tell me;
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: hmmmm neither i prefer regedit
You: that’s awesome. and looks like a good idea.
Stranger: big in the dos game! u get me fam
You: i love dos games.
You: cd games, enter
You: cd prince enter
You: prince megahit, enter.
Stranger: yeah man prince of persia
You: oh those were the days.
Stranger: that used 2 be a lot
You: yeah buddy
Stranger: doom.exe
You: wow
Stranger: sorted!
You: paperboy
You: another world
Stranger: gameboy
You: dangerous dave
Stranger: keen1
Stranger: keen2
Stranger: keen3-7
You: hotrod1
You: hotrod2
You: do you want to make me cry?
Stranger: sure why not
You: old days were better, because
You: old days were dos days…
Stranger: so lets get right to the point…
You: life was better in end of 80′s…
Stranger: did ketamine ruin dubstep?
You: and 90′s.
You: i didn’t uderstand.
You: it looks like a trap.
You: buddy.
Stranger: shit
You: now tell me, what would you like to say to giveupinternet.com’s users?
Stranger: there onto us
You: you can say whatever you want to say.
You: i promise, i’ll post.
Stranger: yeah i wanna big up all my fam0 and dsf gang for ruining dubstep and that you as a blogger are a bit of a prk. PEACE IM OUT!
You: OMG
You: LOL
You: Now tell me a name?
You: it’s is not that hard.
Stranger: sorry im working hard here
Stranger: name: Mike Larrry!
Stranger: wait
Stranger: name: Mike Laaaaaaary!
Stranger: thats better
You: Ok Buddy.
You: You can see our conversation at giveupinternet.com after 3 minutes.
You: nice to meet you buddy.
Stranger: yeah i noticed

funny conversations

Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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i am serious; and so is reddit, digg, and /b/ ftw, the internet is serious business | Funny Omegle Conversation

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You: i’ll use you.
Stranger: for?
You: for a blog post.
Stranger: what topic?
You: funny conversations
Stranger: reddit?
You: but you look a bit serious
You: digg is bigger
You: but reddit is better.
Stranger: /b/ is largest
Stranger: ftw
You: maybe.
Stranger: i am serious; and so is reddit, digg, and /b/ ftw
Stranger: the internet is serious business
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

funny conversations

Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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You Look Like a Slashdot guy, i Understand you.

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: :(
You: you look like a slashdot guy
You: i understand you.
Stranger: :D
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