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Mar 31, 2009
Sergey Page
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The Future of Web 2.0 and Social Media | Omegle Conversation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: You shall know me by the trail of destruction
You: do you think, web 3.0 is near?
Stranger: How are you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Web 2.0 isn’t even here yet
You: where is “there”?
Stranger: But in 5 years we should be fine
You: i hope so.
Stranger: Need to improve computer pattern recognistion algorithms
Stranger: Hopefully the poingcaré conjecture solution will help in that regard
You: of course. Web 2.0 is not only bubbles and large texts…
Stranger: It’s also Twitting to people you don’t know what you ate for breakfast!
You: do you miss old internet days?
You: altavistas, askjeeves.
Stranger: ;___;
You: oh those were the days…
You: wtf is “;___;”?
You: is it “no i don’t” ?
Stranger: Back in the day I would %cd my %~/c:/Loca~
Stranger: Tears.
You: wow, do you want to host the whole internet at your localhost?
Stranger: Rolling down my cheeks like the Niagara falls roll over whatever is underneath.
You: this is an amazing idea.
Stranger: Back in the day the internet came on 5″ floppy.
You: will you host google to at localhost too?
Stranger: Alas, that was the past.
You: you say, i’ve played prince of persian?
Stranger: A wonderous land.
You: what about the cheats?
Stranger: Ponce of Persuing?
You: do you remember the cheats?
You: cd games, enter
You: cd prince
You: enter
You: prince megahit, enter.
You: ms-dos days…
Stranger: use ~ “god_mode=1″, win game
You: or ctrl + l for the next level.
Stranger: up up down down left right left right b a start
Stranger: Those were the days.
You: press “k” to kill enemies.
Stranger: keeeeeeeel
You: yep
You: that was awesome.
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: …Meh. Stumbleupon I guess.
You: it’s an option too.
Stranger: Digg is a cesspool of retardedness, Reddit is a circlejerk of idiots
You: Do you think, social media will change?
You: into a new form?
You: for digg, same here, but reddit is better.
Stranger: First step will be increased inter-site integration
Stranger: Facebook accounts that you can use in Twitter, etc.
You: like facebook-connect?
Stranger: Yea
You: i think so.
Stranger: “unifying” people’s online persona
You: think about a social buzz around thw whole internet.
You: getting more than 5 millions visitors to a blog via social media
You: is this a dream?
Stranger: Hopefuly though, Second Life will never be the future of social media
Stranger: :V perhaps 5M yes
Stranger: but 1M why not?
You: hmm. it’s quite enough.
Stranger: Just link on /b/
You: second life is fantasty, facebook is reality…
You: i hate /b/
Stranger: :V
You: do you blog in the evenings?
Stranger: I used to blog. A long time ago.
Stranger: (2-3 years ago.)
You: why did you gave up?
Stranger: Had other projects.
You: me too.
You: blogging kills a lot of time.
Stranger: Blogging is fun, but it takes up lots of time.
Stranger: Anyway, I’m going to leave now.
Stranger: Bye.
You: ok, can i use this conversation
Stranger: Yea
You: at giveupinternet.com?
You: Thank you.

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