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You: i’m from cia
You: and i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ok
You: sites.
You: stranger? is this your real name lol omg that was really funny isn’t it buddy?
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A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: Come closer young padawan.
Stranger: Certainly Obi wan
You: Tell everyone I’m here.
Stranger: Darth may try to get you
Stranger: I can not risk it
You: You’re wise, padawan.
Stranger: I have learnt well
You: You have indeed.
Stranger: Maybe to well *shwing*
Stranger: Sorry fly was undone
You: I think Darth’s after me.
Stranger: He wants to put his force in your darkside
Stranger: You must hide
You: He might want to do that.
Stranger: I know I do
Stranger: I am sorry master, that was uncalled for
Stranger: It’s just, your darkside has been quite appealing since I walked in on you in the shower
Stranger: I…I saw your Yoda
Stranger: I am sorry
You: My..Yoda? Padawan, I’ve played with your lightsaber when you sleep…I’m deeply sorry.
Stranger: So thats why it was red
Stranger: I thought I had circummed to the darkside
Stranger: I guess I guess circumed.
You: Going back a little…did you like my yoda?
Stranger: I did, but why was it green master?
You: It was a green light…your green light…it was saying GO
Stranger: Oh, I am saddened by this fact
Stranger: My chance has passed
Stranger: Tommorow I am off to the Death star to kill Darth
You: Do you think you’re able to do it?
Stranger: I shall
Stranger: Knowing if I come back alive your Yoda will be waiting
You: My yoda will be green and waiting
You: May the force be with you.
Stranger: And you.
You: Farewell…
Stranger: For now.
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Stranger: hi, horny girl?
You: is that what you’re looking for?
You: i’m 14
You: but i can be horny
You: and i’m a girl
You: i’m horny with my boyfriend
You: well…last night I was
You: are you sexy?
Stranger: yes
You: how old?
Stranger: 16
You: horny?
Stranger: yess very
You: looking for me?
Stranger: mhm
You: what do you want to do to me?
Stranger: talk dirty to me or send me pictures
You: you’re the man
You: how about you start
Stranger: how about we roleplay
You: alright
Stranger: what roles?
You: you’re the man
You: you tell me
Stranger: ok you be the sister and ill be the brother
You: ?
You: incest?
You: sounds hot
Stranger: ok
Stranger: *walks into the house* hey sis how was school
You: not bad, what’s that in your pants?
Stranger: nothing lol
You: not role playing for a second
You: do you have a boner?
Stranger: kinda
You: are you stroking it?
Stranger: mhm
You: that’s pretty gross since I’m a 20 year old dude! HAAHAHAHHAHAHA….faggot
Stranger: Share a story
You: um… i died last week
Stranger: Oh shit, for real?
Stranger: How was it like?
You: well, the story goes like thi…
You: I saw chuck norris deflect a bullet away from JFKs head with his fist
You: and my head exploded in sheer amazement
Stranger: Chuck norris makes my vagina wet
Stranger: I want him to live there
You: haha
Stranger: Wouldnt that be awesome?
Stranger: Best rape protection ever
You: fisrtly, no i do not know what that would be like, for i am a dude
You: secondly, yes that would be awesomely protective of your uterus
You: still there?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I am at work
Stranger: So I got interupted
You: haha makes sence
Stranger: You should get a vagina
Stranger: And try having him live there
You: …interesting thought
You: I will look into that
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You: hii
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: hey
You: grr just got out of a convo with a frustrating racist.
You: i hate racism.
You: 19/f/sydney
You: you?
Stranger: hehe me too
Stranger: 25 male norway
You: you know what I hate more than racism
You: ?
Stranger: no?
You: dirty norwegians.
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You: g’day
Stranger: I’m breaking up with you.
You: o no
Stranger: O yes.
You: sad face
You: I can change
Stranger: It’s too late for that now.
You: I swear nothing happened
Stranger: I don’t believe you.
Stranger: Nay, I CAN’T believe you.
You: I’ll stop going the bathing houses
Stranger: It won’t matter. My bags are already packed and the kids are at my mother’s house.
You: well I’m keeping house
Stranger: Fine with me. I’m moving into a condo down by my brother’s house in Florida.
You: that’s fine with me
You: let me show you the front door
Stranger: I think I know where that is, thank you.
You: I wasn’t asking
Stranger: Does it look like I care what you said?
You: you know you do
Stranger: Ah, but I don’t.
You: No matter how far you run no matter where you go
Stranger: Except if I run to Florida.
You: And you your brother, have always been a bit to close
Stranger: Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
You: I don’t even know what I’m saying (38 hours without sleep), but I’m implying what you think
Stranger: Thought so. My brother and I are family, MY family is close. God knows what went wrong with YOUR family.
You: Well after my parents’ divorce, and my mother and brother moving away together
You: you know my family history,
Stranger: Unfortunately I do. Several years of shit hitting the fan.
You: and feet
Stranger: Mhm.
You: I know about your relationship with our apple man
Stranger: Oh? Took you awhile to figure it out.
You: I always knew
Stranger: If you always knew about that, I assume you knew about our neighbour as well?
You: and the paper boy,
Stranger: Mhm. And the cashier, the banker, the accountant, and the landlord?
You: Fred? Fred as well
Stranger: Ah yes, Fred. He was the best.
You: That bastard
Stranger: Funny. He said the same thing about you.
You: call me a fool but I still love you, (places hands on shoulder)
Stranger: Unfortunately, dear, the feeling is no longer mutual. (Brushes hand off)
You: what are you going to our tell your kids?
Stranger: The truth. I left you and they will probably never see you again. I’m sure they won’t mind, they never liked you much anyway.
You: if you didn’t tell such lies
Stranger: Hun, they were the ones who persuaded me to leave you in the first place. If anyone, it’s the kids you should thank for this.
You: And so I should, for now I can see you for what you truly are
Stranger: And what would that be?
You: I treat you like a queen, and what do you do commit adulatory
Stranger: And I enjoyed every minute of it.
You: Just leave, even I deserve better, I know I have been distant over the years
You: But that’s because, I thought I didn’t deserve you I was wrong
Stranger: Whatever. And you’ll never find someone like me again, whether that be good or bad. You can’t deny we didn’t have good times together.
You: Yes we did, but in time they will slowly fade like our love
Stranger: Hopefully.
You: a man who doesn’t wear scares upon his heart is a shell of a man
You: I must thank you, for filling my life with such traits
Stranger: Well you’re welcome….I think. Oh, and you’re welcome to see the children any time you’re down in Florida. With my consent, of course.
You: did I ever need your consent
Stranger: You always needed my consent. Even to make dinner, or go out with your non-existent friends.
You: people like you create otakus
Stranger: I will not deny this.
You: what more can I say
You: the only regret I have harbour is not breaking up with you, I have never wronged you
Stranger: Oh, and who was that blonde you were with the other day?
You: Blonde,?
Stranger: Mhm. The one you were practically mauling at that pawn shop down the road.
You: i was buying you antique silverware
You: i would never wrong you,
Stranger: I never really thought of you as someone who would. I just wanted to be sure.
You: it was gift for our anniversary
Stranger: Oh yes, speaking of which, I bought you a little something for our anniversary, but seeing has I’m leaving you, consider it a farewell gift. (hands a small box)
You: i will keep it unopened just like your feelings in this relationship
Stranger: I thought you would say that. But you might want to open it if you find yourself in any future financial problems.
You: i have already lost what’s most important in my life
You: financial status holds no comfort
Stranger: You won’t be saying that when you find another special someone. I’m sure they’ll be MUCH better to you then I ever was.
You: though my love for you is gone, what was there will never be matched
Stranger: I really hate hearing you say things like that. It almost makes me feel bad. Almost.
You: i’m glad that you have guilt,
You: it almost makes me wish we could go back in time
Stranger: Yes, almost.
You: though the pain of the past 7 years tears me part i still wouldn’t trade the day we meet
You: for that is the only thing that’s kept me going
Stranger: Well I’m glad you have at least 1 thing to keep you going. I will worry about you, you know.
You: I will always remember they way you look that day, your scent and your touch will remain imprinted in my mind.
Stranger: didn’t look too shabby that day yourself
Stranger: But I can’t remember much of what you said…if I remember correctly, you were wearing these odd sunglasses I couldn’t stop staring at. Odd, I know.
You: Our love that day was like a mighty flame which held no equal, but now is left to vanish into the night.
Stranger: Mmmhm. Are you getting this off a book or something? I don’t know anyone who can think of this stuff right off the top or their head.
You: nope right out my head
Stranger: Huh. Interesting.
You: ?
Stranger: Lol I just never thought someone could just think of that stuff, especially on Omegle.
You: i have spare time
Stranger: I can tell.
You: that obvious
Stranger: Just a little
You: this may hold a record
You: no one so far has mentioned *asl*
Stranger: I don’t like when people begin a conversation like that. I get all “YA WELL I DON’T HAVE AN AGE, SEX, OR LOCATION. KNOW WHY? CUZ I’M A BUSY COMMUNIST”. And they get all “kbye”.
You: lol
Stranger: Lol is right. B )
You: *asl* i respond with heil the republic
You: get called a Nazi, next convo
Stranger: lmao! well i gotta go.. it was fun talkin to ya
You: k cya
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Stranger: STAR!
Stranger: OPEN FIRE!
You: hahhhh
Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT!
You: prararaprpaprap
You: ok
Stranger: FRAG OUT!
You: cover me
You: booooommbb
You: you almos hit me :/
Stranger: FRIENDLY FIRE!
You: smoke granade!!
Stranger: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ
You: killstrike!! prpaprpaprpmamapm
Stranger: SHIT THESE GUYS ARE A STEP UP, THEY GOT THERMAL
You: helicopter
You: shit
You: granade launcher for they!!
You: pump!!
Stranger: RAMIREZ GRAB A STINGER!
You: use the rifle
You: got it!
Stranger: THEY”RE IN THE BARN
Stranger: TAKE DOWN THE CHOPPER!
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMSSS
You: 4 death
Stranger: NOOO RAMIREZ DON’T DIE ON ME, a well he was a nigger anyway
You: hahhahaha
You: this chat need to be publish XD in funny chats
Stranger: Yes, yes it does
Stranger: see you later mij /b/rother
You: ok take care !! call of duty fan
Stranger: i want to talk dirty to a chick
You: I’m a chick
Stranger: you horny?
You: Yeah. I’m an 18 year old American babe
Stranger: any pictures babe?
You: No sorry, but if you ask me questions I’m willing to give answers
You:
Stranger: whats the best thing youve had in your pussy?
You: A penguin
You: It’s so hot when they flap their wings in there
Stranger: haha its so obvious your a guy :p]
You: Yup. Owned
You: Do you like towels?
Stranger: towels are soft
Stranger: do u /
You: What about brick towels? they aren’t
You: don’t tell me you dont have them in the US :O
Stranger: noo they arent
Stranger: noo idk what that is technichally
You: towels made of bricks. stupid invention actually. you cant even fold them
You: i believe you call them ‘walls’ in america?
Stranger: ohh goddness
Stranger: ohh i recognize that word…and yeahh theyre all over the place
You: some people rub themselves against them after showering in england instead of normal towels
Stranger: ohh. ouch
You: you look out of your window and you see olf hairy woman rubbing themselves against ‘brick towells’
Stranger: soo u call towels, walls?
You: no
Stranger: i mean walls, towels
You: you call ‘brick towels’ ‘walls’
Stranger: ur english in confusing me.
You: but towells are towells. its the same
Stranger: ohhk
You: get it?
Stranger: not rlly…lets switch topics
You: have you been on the pavement recently, and went to a cash point?
Stranger: is this all england terminology?
You: Or the motorway?
Stranger: i have been on ‘pavement’ recently but wtf is a ‘cash point’?
You: ATM
Stranger: motorway hahahha
Stranger: ohhh nope i havent
You: Don’t diss motorways
Stranger: u mean a street?
You: Nope. Motorway is like the big ones. Highways?
You: IDK
Stranger: highwways yes
Stranger: hahha
You: We have streets in England, but they’re called ‘outside corridoors’
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: whatttt?!
You: But the big outside corridoors are known as motorways
Stranger: england is crazzzyyy
Stranger: ohhk gotcha
You: no it’s not. your just not up to date
Stranger: any other terminology i should be familiar with?
You: Hrmmm
Stranger: i guess not
You: There is, I’m sure
You: I’ll think
Stranger: k
You: Do you have ‘falling clouds’ in England?
You: I mean US
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: fog?
You: No. I believe you call it Sonw
Stranger: ohh yeahh
You: No…Snow!
Stranger: snow
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: falling clouds thats a good one
You: anyway, in England right now there are falling clouds all over the place
Stranger: yeahh i heard about that
You: i can see them right underneath my lamppost
Stranger: ohh cool
Stranger: its not snowing here
You: *falling clouds
Stranger: yeahh i mean its not falling clouds here
Stranger: it was…
You: When?
Stranger: over the weekend
Stranger: like fri
You: fri?
Stranger: friday
You: ??? :S
Stranger: holy shit dude.
Stranger: the day of the week
You: We call it “Fiveday”
Stranger: the day after thurday before saturday
You: cuz it’s the fifth day
Stranger: im sure u do
You: Yeah
You: Holy fuck I’m not joking
Stranger: it would be the sixth day
You: You yanks are fucking cuuurazy
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Stranger: loolz
You: hahhahahaah
Stranger: do u piss sitting or standing up?
You: neither
Stranger: lolz
You: i dont drink anything
Stranger: are u animal?
You: therefore i never have to pee
You: no
Stranger: a bird?
You: no
Stranger: u must be an alien
You: no
Stranger: fuck off from our planet
You: im a mineral
Stranger: we dont need you here
Stranger: we will kill you aliens
Stranger: you all freaks
You: i come seeking the one called: bruno
Stranger: you build the pyramids
You: you stole our ideas
Stranger: built*
Stranger: no we didnt
Stranger: u aint got ideas
You: yes you did, we gave you fire
You: you should be grateful
Stranger: we stole our food
You: but no
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Stranger: http://de.tinypic.com/r/aze6ud/6
You: what the hell is that a link for?
You: omg!
You: you’re really not good looking!!
Stranger: fuck you
You: meh, its what you get for waving your pic around asshole
Stranger: whatever dickhead
You: soo… you gonna piss off then?
You: i’m a gal you douche
Stranger: then ure probably a gal with rolls, fatass
You: hahahaha! why? cos i turned your fugly ass down?
You: why the fuck open with a pic?
You: what do you expect?
Stranger: u think ure a beauty queen?
You: fuck no, but i aint as fucking horrid as you mate
Stranger: yeah right
You: oooh, burrrn
You: so, why havn’t you gone then? you jerking off to this pervert?
You: whats the matter? can’t get any?
Stranger: i know ure a guy, please
You: haha, love it- the moment a chick dominates you, you pull out the guy card
You: what a sadass
Stranger: quit pretending ure a chick
You: fucksake, what don’t you get?
You: if you’re so convined im a guy, why don’t you take your ugly ass pic somewhere else?
Stranger: why dont u
You: cos i love rinsing desperate dudes
You: you like getting your ass dominated or something?
You: what are you? a cock cruncher?
Stranger: nah, i aint gay
Stranger: im not the dude pretending hes a girl on here
You: but you ARE the dude pretending his pic is gonna get him some action?
Stranger: at least im not trying to lure straight guys
You: what the fuck? i’m a girl, it’s what you fucking expect from this gender fuckwit
Stranger: lol yeah right
You: k, bye then mofo
Stranger: good luck
You: love you really babe
You: xxxxxxxxxxx
You: this is for youtube
You:
You: and i am a girl, lol
You: just doing it for the hits
You: and you got dominatedd dude
Stranger: yeah and im the president
You: NO WAY?!
You: love the way you’re STILL keeping it up
You: christ
You: you’re hopeless
You: bye dude
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Stranger: i am horny asl?
You: paedophile?
Stranger: nahh
Stranger: i am 16
You: f/m?
Stranger: m
You: so you find little girls on the internet hey?
Stranger: why
You: we have found traces of child pornography on your computer sir
You: this is the CIA
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Stranger: hey hey
You: Hi Hugo
Stranger: Hey Bruno
You: Hey how have you been?
Stranger: good, still dating Steven?
You: Sadly no we split up?
Stranger: sucks
You: You still two-timing Lauren with Marcus?
Stranger: you know it
You: how was the party last week?
Stranger: crazy
Stranger: i find karen and julia having sex together
You: Apparently it was good lots of bitches and beer I heard
Stranger: karen was pouring beer to julia and licking it from her body
Stranger: good times
You: I did indeed see Karen and Juila at the party?
You: Wait, HUgo you weren’t at the party
Stranger: how do you know?
Stranger: it was a costume party
You: It was a pyjama party
You: you were not there you dirty paedophile
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you 11
You: hey how are you doing, paedophile?
You: older girls have bigger tits dude
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You: [Automated Message: Omegle.com is required to notify you that the IP Address of the person you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Please take this into consideration when divulging personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.]
Stranger: hi
You: so how old are you?
Stranger: 19
You: I like sex
You: frequently throughout the day..
You: do you?
Stranger: ASL?
You: 45/m/UK
You: female?
Stranger: male
You: ffs
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Stranger: hey horny guy here
You: Hey ugly, fat slag here
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You: GHOSTBUSTERS!
Stranger: Hey! how you doing?
You: Hey! how you doing?
Stranger: do i know you?
You: do i know you?
Stranger: i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
You: i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
Stranger: yeah, i have a hot or not account
You: yeah, i have a hot or not account
Stranger: im sorry but how old r u again ?
You: im sorry but how old r u again ?
Stranger: I’m actually at home right now what are you doing?
You: I’m actually at home right now what are you doing?
Stranger: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol
You: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol
Stranger: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely…
You: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely…
Stranger: ok just go to http://tinyurl.com/ygo7f32 and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams
You: ok just go to http://tinyurl.com/ygo7f32 and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams
Stranger: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok…
You: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok…
Stranger: dont worry about the CC its just to verify your age hun its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site ..
You: lmfao you idiot
Stranger: YaY! Ok now if you got it come look for me
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Stranger: I’m masturbating… wanna help me?
You: give me a D?
You: I?
You: S?
You: C?
You: O?
You: N?
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Stranger: hi, im 22, male, uk
You: hi
You: im from ireland
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racist…
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Stranger: im 16 m gay, are you?, yes or no, u have 6 secs to answer
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
You: :O
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You: wingardium leviousaaa
You: are you flying now?
Stranger: no wat r u on
You: my broomstick
You: come on harry lets go kill voldemort
Stranger: r u high
Stranger: im a f
You: it is quite high up here
You: ohh sorry hermione
Stranger: wat drugs r u on
You: come on lets go find harry
Stranger: r u retarded
You: no, its me silly! ronald weasly!!!
You: come on hurry up
Stranger: hav u lost it
You: yes thats why were going to find it!!! i thought you knew that
Stranger: r u crazy
Stranger: do u have a brain
You: hermione what is with you tonight? has snape given you a memory loss potion?
Stranger: nothin
You: then come on!!!
You: hop on my broom
You: your not in a fit state to fly
Stranger: listen you r not in harry potter
Stranger: loser
You: im not in harry potter…?!
You: wtf!?
You: do you know who i am!?
Stranger: yeah a weirdo
You: hermione!!!
You: i thought you loved me!
Stranger: i do
You: you do?!
You: then why these harsh words?
You: eh?
Stranger: because u cheated on me with hadgrid
You: how did you find out !!!!
You: did harry tell you? he promised he wouldnt!!!
Stranger: well hes sitting next 2 me
You: who is?
You: harry!!!?
You: that bastard!!!
You: i knew he wanted you to himself!!!
You: ill kill him!
You: AVADRA KEVADRA!!!!
Stranger: i saw u in bed with hadgrid
You: ew, you pervert get a life
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Stranger: looking for some female entertainment
You: then im your man
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You: hey!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: welp im an 18 year old female from australia, no i am not touching myself, i am not hottttt, and i donthave cam and msn, all i have is dignity
Stranger: ….cutting out the middle man
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Stranger: Who’s most credible person in the world?
You: Me
You: I know all my own lies
Stranger: no
Stranger: Who’s most credible person in the world?
You: Me
Stranger: the hint is M
You: M – E
You: ?
Stranger: 2nd alphabet is U
You: I know
You: ME
Stranger: no
Stranger: MU……
You: your gonna have to give me another clue
Stranger: MU???????
You: you truly are a master of wit
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You: *Alex walks into a stable*
Stranger: uh, *dave follows alex into the stable* O_o
You: *Alex turns and sees dave following close behind. his eyes focusing on my rear*
Stranger: *dave looks up sharkly and winks suggestively at alex*
You: *alex wiggles infront of you and looks suggestively at some cosey hay near by, gesturing you over”
Stranger: can i say “i” instead of dave?
You: no
You: your dave
Stranger: yeah thats what i mean
Stranger: you said “gesturing you over”!
Stranger: right, erm
Stranger: *i catch you up and grab your hand, pulling you over to the nearby hay*
You: *alex embraces you and gives you a long passionte kiss, lifting a knee in delight*
Stranger: *dave holds your leg up high and presses you against the wall, pushing his body against yours, continuing to kiss you passionately*
You: *alex turns round and presents my ass*
Stranger: *dave unzips your pants and pulls them down slowly, sliding his hands across your stomach and down into your panties, rubbing you playfully*
You: *bends down and chews some of the hay*
Stranger: haha, alex isn’t a horse by any chance?
You: *alex looks at you dissapointedly*
You: *the farmer walks in and finds dave molesting his prime steed*
Stranger: ahahaha
You: *the farmer charges a small fee and sends you on your way*
You: *dave is free to brutally molest again*
Stranger: yay!
You: Fin
You: that was a lovely story dave
Stranger: hi do you have a webcam? are you a sexy girl?
You: yo moma
Stranger: is hot blud
You: yeh she is
Stranger: i fucked her good last night
You: yeah me too
Stranger: OH so you’re jack?
You: wuuuut ?
You: BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
Stranger: I love you. Im David. And you?
You: I LOVE YOU MORE
Stranger: mm nice
Stranger: from?
Stranger: Im so happy to meet you
You: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY, AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABYYY!
Stranger: mm yeha girl
Stranger: do you have a pic?
You: maha
You: how do you know im a girl ?
You: maybe im a boy ?
You: maybe im a horse?
You: maybe im a transvestite ?
You: MAYBE im a cookie?
You: maybe im an alien ?
You: MAYBE IM NOT REAL ? :O
You: MAYBE IM JUST IN YOUR MIND!
You: muahahaha
You: or maybe im jesus..
Stranger: 42
You: maybe im god
You: ARGHHH MAYBE IM MARILYN MANSON
You: OH SHITTT
You: DUDE HELP MEEEEEEEEE
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You: i like glitter
Stranger: sweet
You: i put it in my eyes
You: to make them sparkle
Stranger: i did that before
Stranger: it hurt
You: i do it all the time
You: its fun
Stranger: nice
You: i like hurting myself
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST OMG THE MOST FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD, HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heeey.
Stranger: .
You: . to you too.
You: I like full stops. They’re cute.
Stranger: ….
Stranger: is this turning u on?
You: Probably.
Stranger: i think you would know !
You: I’m not sure.
Stranger: well are u girl or boy?
You: I could be a girl. I could be a boy. I could be a horse. I could be a tranny. I could be a lightbulb.
Stranger: cause if boy then have a little look at your penis and see the size and hardness etc… if a girl then look at ur nipples
Stranger: im a tranny! snap!
You: WOW!
Stranger: you could also be a twat
You: Good point, young warrior.
You: Have a chocolate medal.
Stranger: if you are a lightbulb then you can see if your turned on!!!!
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Last time I checked I was 396.
Stranger: your a fool!!!!
Stranger: dont make up shit
Stranger: you must be saggy
You: Thank you!
Stranger: i love saggy bossoms
Stranger: mmmm
You: Many people have called me a fool. But when you call me a fool it’s sexy.
Stranger: nipples are well cool! spesh when they errect.. like cocks
Stranger: i am sexy
Stranger: like you
Stranger: lets shag
Stranger: in a bush
You: Ok!
Stranger: bush = my vagina
Stranger: you a 5 year old fool come back when you hit puberty and your balls have dropped !!!
Stranger: bye x
You: Are you a paedophile?
Stranger: nice talking to you
Stranger: YES
You: I knew it.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: STRANGER DANGER!
Stranger: i’m not danger….
You: but you are a stranger.
You: my mummy told me to never speak to strangers.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: but u r talking to me now
Stranger: and i m a stranger
You: shit
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello ,dear stranger ,when i say i am chinese,some of you go away ,tell me why,what do you think of chinese?no matter what you say ,i don’t care .
You: LIAR
You: r u yellow?
Stranger: yes
You: OMG :O
Stranger: what?
You: LIAR:O
Stranger: something innormal?
Stranger: I am a liar?
You: yes u are?????
Stranger: to be honesty,even believe,a lie in it
You: OMG gess wat i just saw?
Stranger: you saw what?
You: A ……………………………i forgot
Stranger: a monster、
You: no
You: omg i just remberd
Stranger: you forgot?
Stranger: r u ok?
You: no im in a metal home yestarday
Stranger: oh ,terrible
Stranger: u r surivered?
You: no its awesome i get free food
You: am i wat now?????
Stranger: Prison?
You: THE SKY IS FALLING!
Stranger: how r u ?
Stranger: r u ok?
Stranger: may be you should have enough sleep
You: no wat AHHHHHHHHHHH leave me alone LIAR LIAR
Stranger: nothing serious
Stranger: have a good rest
You: NO MOMMY I DONT WANT To suck ur nipples
Stranger: and you want to suck my vagina?
Stranger: or penis?
Stranger: do want u wanna
Stranger: big boy
You: yes please ….. mommy leave me alone
NOOOOOOOO That hurts daddy
Stranger: no no no ,daddy will be happy if he see you r happy
You: ummmmmm…………:/ NOOOOOOOOO uncle tom i dont like pickles
Stranger: and you can suck his penis
You: nooooooooo i want ur nice wet pussy stranger
Stranger: cat go with dog
You: wat sucks who on britney spears??
Stranger: suck penis on Michael Jackson
You: hes dead
Stranger: it does n’t matter for you
Stranger: just suck it
Stranger: like just beat it
You: nooo its all rinkly
You: i like boobies
You: LIAR
You: no im not
Stranger: virgia?
You: YES U ARE
Stranger: little virgina
Stranger: no ,you u not
Stranger: I am not gay
Stranger: but you
You: yes i am a LIAR no im no YES U R
Stranger: u r
Stranger: only u
You: mommy please stop i dont like ur penis on my face
You: OMG i like BOOOBBBBIIIIEEESSS
Stranger: u just a virgin
You: yarh but narhhh
Stranger: do u like my penis in you mouth?
Stranger: just suck it
Stranger: I don’t care dear
You: no me do not i like a nice 18 year old pussy
You: TO INFINTY AND BEONED
Stranger: don’t speak with you mouth full with sperm s
You: shut up yellow man
Stranger: u r white man?
You: no im a black man
Stranger: hello nergo
You: RASIST
Stranger: I am yellow man
You: yes u are
Stranger: I am asia
Stranger: big asian
Stranger: hah
Stranger: lol
You: no ur from uk arent u
Stranger: you have big penis
You: yes me does
Stranger: big ,long
You: yes
Stranger: black~~~
You: yarh
Stranger: but why your spern r white?
Stranger: sperm
Stranger: many sperm ,r white
Stranger: why
Stranger: why
Stranger: black man?
You: i ask that alot to
but ur yellow y is urs yellow?
Stranger: yellow is right
You: no blue is nice
Stranger: but black is hard to find
You: i dont like rice
Stranger: nice and rice
You: i like chocolate
Stranger: but how can you find it and put it in you mouht?
Stranger: mouth
Stranger: yep
You: no pussy
Stranger: pussy
Stranger: that ‘s pussy
Stranger: black man
Stranger: have a good life
Stranger: nergo
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hey hey
Stranger: hows it going?\
You: Pretty good..
You: But..
You: We need to talk.
Stranger: About?
You: How you cheated on me with a bagel last night in our very own kitchen.
Stranger: At least it knew how to satisfy a man!!!
You: HOW DARE YOU
Stranger: YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!!
Stranger: YOU HARDLY EVEN TOUCH ME ANYMORE!
You: That’s because ALL I SEE IS THAT WHORE BAGEL
You: AND YOU
You: MAKING DIRTY
You: SWEATY
You: NASTY SEX
Stranger: THAT BAGEL LOVED ME LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE!
You: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I CARED ABOUT YOU
You: until you gave up on our marriage
You: I’m taking the kids
You: and you can have your stupid bagel
Stranger: NO! PLEASE,
Stranger: DON’T GO!
You: It’s too LATE
Stranger: WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK, I’M SORRY, I LOVE YOU
You: You should’ve thought about that before you buttered that bagel
You: And I SAW THE JAM THAT YOU SPREAD ON TOP OF THE BUTTER
You: And then.. the cream cheese..
You: I SAW IT
Stranger: Please! I love you! I only want you!
You: That’s a lie bruno and you know it
You: I’m gonna go Alanis Morrisette on your ass
You: And I’m taking all my stuff
You: And the kids
You: No actually
You: I’m kicking you out
Stranger: Please don’t do this baby, I love you!@
You: Oh please don’t lie to me like this
Stranger: I’ll do anything, please!!
You: That damn whore bagel.. With her fluffy bread.. Slightly toasted..
Stranger: I never loved anyone as much as I love you.. Not even the bagel. Please don’t do this, I’m so sorry
You: ..
You: …….
You: Prove it then Bruno rapedick. PROVE IT
You: Show me why I became Mrs. Rapedick
Stranger: I will, I’ll do anything
You: No I can’t do this again
You: You’ve cheated on me before
You: With the milk
You: Don’t tell me you forgot
Stranger: I thought we were over that, baby please
Stranger: I’m so sorry I hurt you.. I never meant to
You: Oh yeah right!
You: Even before the milk
You: In highschool
You: You cheated on me with your jockstrap
Stranger: We were just kids! Baby please don’t do this!
Stranger: I want us to be the Rapedicks! I want us to be a family again!!!
You: Our love is dying
You: Ever since the milk I knew
Stranger: No… Baby no..
You: Fine then show me how you’re gonna make this up to me
Stranger: I’ll do everything, baby, I’ll do anything you ask. I’ll stay home, I’ll spend more time with you, we’ll go out more. We’ll go on a second honeymoon! Think about it, love, just think; I’ll do anything
You: ….
Stranger: Please, I love you
You: Will you… Get rid of the bagels?
Stranger: I’ll never even look at a bagel again!
You: Will you buy me that monkey I saw in Martha Stewart’s Magazine?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: And you can name him whatever you want, I don’t care anymore, I just want you
You: I FORGIVE YOU BRUNO RAPEDICK
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: I’ll tell the kids to unpack
You: And we’ll all go to disney land.
Stranger: I love you so much, sweetheart, don’t you ever forget it
You: You’re like a robber.. You’ve stolen my heart.
Stranger: You make me so happy, Bage-
Stranger: …
You: …..
Stranger: I mean, Sarah
You: ……
Stranger: Sarah
You: I can’t believe you..
You: I KNEW IT
You: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS
You: I KNEW YOU LOVED THAT FUCKIN BAGEL
Stranger: No, baby, IT WAS A MISTAKE!
You: You know what!
You: I’m gonna go stab that bagel in the face
You: IN THE FACE
Stranger: No, DON’T DO THIS
Stranger: BABY PLEASE!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!
You: -Grabs the knife- YOU CAN’T STOP ME BRUNO
Stranger: NO!
You: Where’s that little flakey piece of dirty dough
Stranger: Please, God, don’t do this!!
Stranger: Bagel, RUN!!
You: WTF ARE THESE DONUTS DOING HERE
Stranger: Do you want the truth..?
You: Yes damn it
Stranger: I got them for you.. It was going to be a surprise..
You: …
You: You’re a liar.
You: I know that you’re lying
Stranger: No, darling, I swear!
You: PANTS ON FIRE BRUNO
You: That’s how much of a liar you are
Stranger: No! Not that! Baby, you don’t mean that!
You: Yes I do
You: I mean that
You: More then anything
Stranger: No..
You: YES
Stranger: -breaks down crying-
You: Good
You: I’m GLAD
Stranger: please.. please.. I’m so sorry
Stranger: Sarah, I love you
Stranger: please, oh god, please, SARAH! Don’t go!
You: IT’S TOO LATE
You: I’m a rapedick no more
You: And I’m gonna stab all your bagels AND DONUTS
You: TEACH YOU A LESSON
You: IN LOVE
Stranger: Well.. Go ahead and stab the donuts; they were for you, anyways. But GOD, NO, SARAH, DON’T STAB THE BAGEL! ALL IT EVER DID WAS LOVE ME!!
You: -Runs into the kitchen- I’M GONNA DO IT
You: AND THEN I’M GONNA KILL THE BAGEL’S FAMILY
Stranger: NO!!!
You: AND THEN I’M TAKING MY KIDS AND LEAVING
You: FOREVER
You: -Grabs the bagel- TRY AND STOP ME BRUNO I DARE YOU
You: I’LL STAB YOU TOO
Stranger: NO!!!
Stranger: SARAH, DON’T DO THIS!!
Stranger: Sarah, please! I love you!
You: Oh yeah right!
You: You said her name! You said BAGEL
You: I’m not falling for that again!!
Stranger: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
You: Oh I know it was!
You: Too bad cause it’s TOO LATE
Stranger: No! please, give me another chance!!! I’ll do ANYTHING!!!
Stranger: I’ll.. I’ll…
Stranger: I’ll stab the bagel for you… God, Sarah, I’ll do it, just stay!
You: …
You: You will stab this bagel…
You: In the face..
You: Right now..?
Stranger: Thirty-seven times
You: .. Thirty-eight..
Stranger: Anything, Sarah. I’ll do anythng for you
You: -Hands him the knife- Do it.. RIGHT NOW OR WE’RE OVER
Stranger: -stabs bagel thirty-eight times in the FACE-
You: -Starts sobbing- STAB STAB STAB
Stranger: -starts breaks down crying again-
Stranger: Sarah.. I love you
You: I love you too!
You: Thank you… for stabbing that bagel in the face..
Stranger: Oh, God, Sarah, I’d do anything for you
You: Lets get married again!
Stranger:
You: I love you lamp!
You: …
You: I mean
You: I-I mean
You: BRUNO
Stranger: Sarah!
You: I love you BRUNO
Stranger: I can’t believe you, Sarah!
Stranger: I mean, I knew about the couch, I’ve known for years
Stranger: But the LAMP?!
You: :O
You: WELL YEAH
You: You’ve had all these stupid bagels all these years!
You: I had to make myself happy somehow!
You: DAMN IT I DESERVE LOVE
Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
You: I LOVE YOU TOO
You: Let’s end this fight once and for all
You: For the kids sake. and for our marriage’s sake
Stranger: For each other
You: Yes
You: Let’s go make up for all the years of lost love
Stranger: I love you, Sarah <3
You: I love you too Bruno <3
You: I'm a rapedick one and for all
Stranger: Good. I wouldn't have it any other way
Stranger: Now take off your clothes so I can show you what it means to make love with a MAN instead of a lamp!
You: Ooo you devil!
Stranger: -Smacks your ass- Yeah, you like that
You: I'm better then a stupid bagel right?
Stranger: You always were
You: And the milk? And the jockstrap?
Stranger: All of it, you are the best I've ever had
You: Good. Now lets get naked.
You: xD Wow this went on for a really long time.
Stranger: Yeah I'm surprised at how well it all came together lol
Stranger: Well played XD
You: Yes, very well played.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Heeey !
Stranger: nigger plz!
You: Amagawsh
Stranger: Wagwannnnn ma bruddahhh!!
You: Oooooh no you di-aint !
Stranger: I did. i just typed it, its right above your previous comment
Stranger:
You: Bitch, imma whoop yo ass noa ! D:<
Stranger: OMG
You: Dun make me come ova dere !
Stranger: Dont go dere bruddah!
You: Ooooh I think i just did
You: WHATCHU GON' DO?
You: Yeaaah -does the negro dance-
Stranger: Ima slap the taste out of ur mouth!
You: Realleh? : |
You: Oh then… i'm sorry.
Stranger: Ye, thought so brother
You: -Suprise whoopin'- HAH.
You: Don't evah believe this fat black chick.
Stranger: dats my sorta gal!
You: Yaaah I bet chu like some junk in that trunk ;D
Stranger: i like summit hold on to girlfriennddddd
You: Boi, what language you speakin' ?!
Stranger: bit ov everything brother
You: Fine.
Stranger: thought so.
Stranger: bitch.
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Stranger: hello,
m, 21
horny
You: 18 f
Stranger: where from?
You: east cost
You: usa
You: u
Stranger: canda
Stranger: canada
Stranger: horny?
You: honrny love you long time
You: lol
Stranger: what?
You: oh its a old saying
You: meaning yes
You: american thing
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: hmm
You: I’d say sienna guillory but with blond hair and larget breast
You: *larger
Stranger: natural?
You: of course!
You: you
You: big
Stranger: no, pretty flat
Stranger:
Stranger: my breasts
You: you know what I mean
Stranger: actually completely normal in terms of length, but i’m told quite a bit thicker
You: I gtg, btw I am actually a dude and you should never trust anyone online you fucking perverted faggot.
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Stranger: heya sl
Stranger: asl
You: YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! :@
You: GRRRR
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: i didnt know
You: NO
You: DO YOU?
You: DO YOU KNOW?
Stranger: yes yes i do
You: IT PISSES ME OFFF SOOO MUCH
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: well are you a male or female?
You: ARGH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SMILE AT YOU
You: ITSSOOO FUCKING ANNOYING
You: I HATE IT
You: AGH
You: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE PISSES ME OFF ?
Stranger: what?
You: WHEN PEOPLE WINK AT YOU FOR O FCKING REASON
You: I MEAN WTF ?
Stranger: ouu
Stranger: okay
Stranger: are you a female or male?
You: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE?
Stranger: WHAT?
You: WHEN PEOPLE FUCKIN CHEW GUM
You: UGH
You: WTF IS GUM FOR ANYWAYS
You: WHATS THE POINTITS JUST THERE TO PISS ME OFFFFF
You: AND THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST
You: IS YOUR FACE
Stranger: okay shut the fuck up and awnser my god damn question
You: ITS LIKE SOOO
You: URG
Stranger: male or female?
You: YOU JUST WANNA SLAP IT
You: AND PUNCH IT
You: AND STAB IT
You: ANDARGH
You: I JUST WANNA USE YOUR FACE AS A PUNCHBAG SOMETIMES
You: ITS SOOOOOO ANNOYING
You: GRRRR :@
Stranger: me wtf you are soo fuckin annoying
You: AND
You: I HATE IT
You: WHEN
You: YOU
You: PUT YOUR MAKE UP ON
You: LIKE
You: REALLY WEIRDLY
You: LIKE
You: EVERY NIGHT
Stranger: i fuckin hate you you god damn man whore
You: AT 6
You: ITS LIKE
You: EVERY UCKING NIGHT
You: UGH
Stranger: who is this
You: IT JUST MAKES YOUR FCE MORE ANNOYING :@
Stranger: who in the fuck are you
You: im your cousins friend
You: hi
Stranger: whos your cousin?
You: not MY cousin asshole
You: YOUR cousin
You: well im actually friends with your cousins friend
You: so i kno your cousin
Stranger: who is it?
You: and he jus told me about you
You: he didnt tell me his name :/ i met him on facebook
You: he just told me about you
Stranger: then how do i know if its you and i dont have facbook
You: i never said you had facebook
You: i said your cousin does
Stranger: then whats your name?
You: charlie
Stranger: last name?
You: oh well that bit doesnt concern you
Stranger: wjhats his name
Stranger: wtf
You: what
You: i just told you
You: he wouldnt tell me :/
You: i know your cousins friend
Stranger: wtf i dont know a Charlie
You: thats how i know your cousin
You: i know
You: i never said you knew me
You: i said I KNOW YOUR COUSIN
Stranger: whats the cousins name?
You: he. wouldnt. tell. me
Stranger: why?
Stranger: okay then whats my name?
You: he wouldnt tell me tht either
You: he just told me to talk to you
Stranger: about what?
Stranger: what are we suppose to talk about?
You: just.. stuff
Stranger: like?
You: stuff
Stranger: like god damn it?
You: wuuuut?
Stranger: okay whats your last name?
You: like i said, that doesnt concern you babe
Stranger: babe?
Stranger: okay go damn it tell me who you are this is fuckin creepin me how do you know i puts make up on at 6
You: i told you, ive spoken to your cousin
Stranger: wtf stalker
Stranger: im callin the cops
You: go ahead
Stranger: i am
Stranger: where do i live then
You: aww how come you dont know where you live?
You: memory loss huh ?
Stranger: no i know i waan know if you know?
Stranger: bye
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You: we need to talk.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: about what?
You: i saw you cheating with the maid!
You: I CANT believe you
You: think about the kids..
Stranger: the kids were watching too
You: NO!!!!!!!
You: they are scarred. scarred for life.
You: do you think yoll have a future with that whore?
Stranger: no it was just a fuck
You: well. too bad.
You: im leaving you.
You: and my things are packed, and the kids are at my moms.
Stranger: good your puss isnt any fun
You: you werent good in bed ethier
Stranger: ask your sister
You: what?! my sister too?
You: well. thats too bad. cause you should ask your best friend rob
You: how i was
Stranger: yea he said you were terrible
You: PAH. you should have listened to him moaning for more
Stranger: whatever makes you feel better
You: hah.
You: well.
You: thats besides the point
You: anyways
You: have fun with the maid. oh and i get the house
You: and full custoy you perv
Stranger: fine with me
Stranger: i dont want those fucking brats
You: good, because robs moving in
You: but you can have that painting of us on our honeymoon doing it
You: in France
Stranger: great
You: i know you love it
You: i see you in the room
You: looking at it in your rocking chair.
Stranger: while the maid blows me
You: yeah, she might, until she dumps you for the next fat ass rich man
Stranger: not worried
Stranger: since im not fat
Stranger: rich tho true
You: ha. thats what you think. *about the fatness*
You: WELL
You: let me show you to the door *gesture toward door*
Stranger: see ya bitch
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and here we have stores where you can walk inside and use the computers and do whatever you want
lmfao first black president ever.. Obama 
its really funnn
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: sup
You: not much.
You: just woke up >.<
Stranger: haha samee
You: where you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: australia
Stranger: ohh nicee
Stranger: its 3 pm here lol what time is it there?
You: 7:13am
You: haha
Stranger: haha oh wow you wake up earlyy
Stranger: have school today?
You: no, i'm too old for school. i have work though. but.. that's not for another three hours… =/
Stranger: ohh nicee
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 13
Stranger: u?
You: 18
Stranger: oh nice
You: 13 and you know how to use omegle?!
You: omg
You: wow
You: smart lil cookie
You: xD
Stranger: haha yeah
Stranger: ive been using the computer since i was 6
Stranger:
Stranger: i kno everything about the internet lmfao
You: whoaaa
You: kids these days!
Stranger: lol yeah thats what things are like in america
You: it's illegal to use the computer here before the age of 16
Stranger: OMG are you serious!!??
You: yeah…
You: get massive fines hey!
You: and if you repeat offense…
You: juvi man.
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: that sucks!!
You: serious stuff aye
Stranger: lol yeah!! here you can buy one and thats it.. like no one checks to see if your using it.. like we have a huge computer lab at my school
You: omg
You: that's insane!!!!!
Stranger: lol for you it is
You: :O
You: little kids too???
Stranger: yeah! they dont care lol
You: :O
You: that is soooooooooo illegal here!
You: you have to have ID to go into those shops.
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: so do you have a king and queen or president or what
You: We have a King.
You: King Swivel
Stranger: ohh nicee.. here we have a president.. and hes BLACK!
You: wow!
You: cool!
Stranger: lol yupp
You: our kings white?
Stranger: lol nicee
You: i was in a parade for the king once!
Stranger: oh thats cool
Stranger: so have you ever heard of youtube?
You: what's that?
Stranger: its a website.. REALLY popular here.. like REALLY popular.. you upload videos to it about whatever and yeah
You: like a video file share?
Stranger: kind of.. go to it its youtube.com
You: fucks sake, that is completely illegal here now!!!
You: that kinda thing.
You: 2007 King Swivel made the law
Stranger: really?
You: yeah ):
You: internet is so boring now.
Stranger: oh wow… we can go on whatever we want lol
You: your president should hang out with our king..
Stranger: hahaha yes!!
You: maybe he could loosen him up a bit.
You: lol
You: ):
Stranger: lol yeahh
Stranger: but you guys know what facebook is, right?
You: ummm…
You: yeah I think..
You: you have to be 21 or older to use it.
You: So yeah.
Stranger: holy-
Stranger: omg i have one! haha like everyone has one ;P
You: far out..
You: I'm getting one on my 21st birthday xD
You: hehehe
You: Mum said I can!
Stranger: lol nicee
You: yeah, so excited!!!
Stranger: yepp
You: cool!
You: so do you guys have parades for your president?
You: we have one tomorrow!!!! xD
Stranger: umm no not reallyy.. we just have parades for special holidays like thanksgiving and here we have a holiday called the 4th of July. its when america got its independence to be free
Stranger: and yeah
You: oh okay
Stranger: lol yeah'
You: yeah, we have ones like that.
Stranger: yeah i love them
You: but tomorrow is Nude Parade.
Stranger:
Stranger: loll
Stranger: is that when you get nude
You: it's to celebrate the sexuality of all the human race..
You: well..
Stranger: ohh nicee
You: kinda
Stranger: lol thats cool
You: woman have to wear panties.
You: but that's all.
Stranger: ohh lol nicee
You: and yeah.. King Swivel comes to our town..
You: and he does a speech and stuff
Stranger: nicee
You: and all the kids get days off school
You: xD
Stranger: hahaha luckkyy!! here we have this testing called S.A.T's and yeah.. we have them all this week
Stranger: :[
You: what's that?
You: Sexual Acts Together?
Stranger: nooo
Stranger: its like
Stranger: the teachers pass out a booklet and you read a story and answer questions about it
Stranger: a short story
You: oh wow!
You: sounds so magical
Stranger: and then theres reading math and science
Stranger: testings
Stranger: lol yeah
Stranger: but it sucks
You: is Sucks a good thing there for you?
Stranger: nope.. it means its not good
Stranger: lol
You: When we say sucks, it's really good…
Stranger: nicee
You: so you'll be like, "OMG! This icecream sundae SUCKS!"
You: and yeah.
You: All my friends say I suck xD
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger:
You: Anyway..
You: I have to go collect the eggs from my Kangaroo now..
Stranger: umm do they even lay eggs?
You: pfft! yes!
You: They suck!!!
You: byeeee
Stranger: lol byee
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You: I can give you a tuturial on how to have amazing self love…
Stranger: If you like.
Stranger: Are we talking metaphysical or what?
You: Firstly, two questions: 1. Male or Female? 2. Age?
Stranger: Female, 19
You: Excellent. Let’s begin.
Stranger: Ook
You: The morning is an excellent time for self love..
You: your body is refreshed, renewed and relaxed..
Stranger: It is night time here.
You: Take both your arms…
You: and wrap them around your shoulders, hug yourself and say reassuring things, such as: “You are a good person!” and “You are more than enough!”
Stranger:
Stranger: I do that every night
You: When you become comfortable reaching yourself in such a deep way, you may go deeper…
You: Rub one arm with the hand of your other arm..
Stranger: Not too deep I hope.
You: Take things slow.. there’s no need to rush it…..
Stranger: This sounds a bit weird.
You: Keep rubbing… whisper things like: “You’re very pretty!” and “I am a happy person.”
You: Soon you will get sweet little tingles through your body.
You: Don’t be afraid.
Stranger: Oh my god, I’m dying
You: Relax. I can understand you’ve never had self love before.
You: We’re going to approach this gently…
You: yet in a firm manner.
Stranger: You’re right, I don’t love myself enough
Stranger: Can I eat chocolate whilst I do this?
You: Yes, once your pupils have dialated.. now is the time to consume chocolate..
You: feel free to eat excess amounts.
Stranger: What about whiskey, can I have that too?
You: It’s excellent to hide behind a tyre of weight around your waist.
Stranger: Its Southern Comfort, that’s self-loving right?
You: Save that for a little later. We’re only on step five.
Stranger: Oh ok.
Stranger: But i don’t think I can love myself unless I’m drunk
Stranger: I mean… srsly.
Stranger: I’m gonna need the old goggles
You: Here’s what you have to do..
You: Pour eight shot glasses of southern comfort…
You: line them up on the kitchen bench..
Stranger: Ok..
You: have a trusted friend film this on a video camera..
You: you will want such a momentous occasion recorded, for later viewing..
Stranger: Aw, this better not be two girls one cup-esq
Stranger: otherwise I’m done.
You: I don’t know what that is.. but relax…
You: you’re spoiling your aura.
Stranger: Does it have a colour?
You: Start at the beginning of the line..
Stranger: My aura
Stranger: Ok, ok
You: Mustard Poo Colour.
Stranger: Sexy.
You: For each shot glass of whiskey you take, you must say three things you’d love to be in yourself…
Stranger: I can do that
You: For example: “Kidney…” “Heart…” “Lung…”
You: Repeat this for the whole eight shots…
Stranger: I’d love to be a rib
Stranger: I’d love to be a ventricle.
Stranger: I’d love to be a skin cell
Stranger: I’d love to be a lung
You: by the end, you will have succefully accessed your inner body and will be able to instruct yourself towards greater self love.
Stranger: I love myself already
Stranger: I’m so mushy and warm
You: Congratulations…. please take your fingers from your pussy.
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You: i know you
Stranger: Okay you think that
You: I do.
Stranger: whats my name
You: I knew I would find you.
You: You never told me in the past life.
Stranger: Yeah okay
Stranger: whats my name?
You: You refused to tell me. So I don’t know.
Stranger: Sure, ill give you a hint, it starts with a L
You: Was is Lauren?
Stranger: Yes…
You: I knew it.
You: and you doubted me.
Stranger: who is this then?
You: Adam duh
Stranger: adam who?
You: yes
Stranger: Adam….?
You: Adam Who is my name
Stranger: Okay then
You: What are you doing Lauren?
Stranger: Nothing. hbu
You: Burying the body
Stranger: okayyy?
You: My dog skippy died.
Stranger: ohh im sorry
You: No, don’t be. He deserved what he got.
Stranger: why?
You: He wouldn’t listen.
Stranger: so you killed him
You: No, my dad did.
Stranger: oh okay
You: I could never kill skippy. I love him.
Stranger: But you said he deserved it
You: He did.
Stranger: but you love him
You: Correct.
Stranger: well arent you sad
You: No. Guys don’t get sad, we get even.
You: The father is going down.
Stranger: What!?
You: He will learn his lesson.
Stranger: what do you mean
You: I can’t go into details. You might get in trouble.
Stranger: i might? why?
You: The cops could trace this back to you and say you didn’t try to warn my dad.
Stranger: i dont know your dad
You: But you really do.
You: He told me about you.
Stranger: I DONT know you. you DONT know me. your just a kid who is bored and has no life other than this. Me? im just bored. i met a realllyyy great guy on here. and hes NOT fake. unlike you.
You: He’s not. How do you know that he wasn’t me?
Stranger: Whats your real name
You: Adam Who
Stranger: then no its not you
You: Well i lie.
Stranger: i can telll. but i email him. and i have his facebook. hes not you.
You: Get a life! LMFAO
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You: Sally, we need to talk. I think we need to give each other some space. It’s not you, it’s me. I just don’t see us working out anymore. I’m sorry.
Stranger: Oh so that’s how it’s gonna be Charles?
You: I’m sorry. I’ve met another woman.
You: Nothing happened, yet.
You: I wanted to clear it up with you before anything got serious.
Stranger: After everything we’ve been through….and the kids, Charles!
You: The kids will never have to know.
Stranger: How will they not know if their fathe isn’t in their life. Word spreads fast, there’s 13 of them…
You: We will send all 13 of them to the moon.
You: They will never find out about us.
Stranger: You know what happened last time when we tried that with your mother…space travel doesn’t answer everything Charles!!
You: Then what do you suppose we do?
You: Oh, Sally. They can’t find out.
Stranger: In the words of our children Charles, I mustsay that you trippin, fool.
You: Oh, Sally!! How I wish that everything was simpler.
Stranger: Me too
You: Remember those days when when we would hang out with Hannibal Lector and Johnny Walker? Those were good, simple times.
Stranger: And we were in love…oh charles…
You: Oh Sally, What happened to us?
Stranger: I don’t know…I just,I wish I knew
You: Well, goodbye forever, Sally, my first love. My only love.
Stranger: Goodbye Charles. Goodbye.
Stranger: are u there?
You: yes i am’
Stranger: so please answer?
You: i think the boy, sounds like a sweet shy guy. the one most people would be curious about.
You: i think this guy should grow some balls, & begin to live life like he should.
You: without any fears.
You: in class, he could try actually raising his hand, as long as theres an answer its fine.
Stranger: wouldn’t u like to know who story is this?
You: & try talking to some chicks. because im getting this weird vibe that youve never been laid, or havent been in a long time.
You: may i guess, yours?
Stranger: ya , it’s mine
You: why do you not have any confidence ?
Stranger: i don’t know..
Stranger: may be i am not good in fluent english or
Stranger: well, where are u from?dear..
You: Canada. Where exactly are you from ?
Stranger: india.
Stranger: well, how’s the story?
You: kinda depressing.
Stranger: hmm
You: so your male, & have no confidence what so ever ?
Stranger: ya.
Stranger: u r?
You: Female with a major self esteem.
Stranger: it’s gr8.
Stranger: can u transfer some of it to me?
You: i suppose. do you like mail ?
Stranger: ya,,
Stranger: or perhaps by e-mail.
You: yes. e-mail could work.
You: but what if bobby tried to interfer ?
You: always putting his cock in places it doesnt belong/.
Stranger: what i doesn’t understand that?
You: Youve never met bobby & his gang of interlectual midget robot warriors?
Stranger: no
Stranger: well
Stranger: can u wait for some time..
You: i suppose.
You: but hurry, bobby doesnt like it when i have friends
Stranger: i have to go to toilet..
You: he’ll get the wrong idea & rape me with a stake knife again/
Stranger: just coming..
You: okay..
You: dont you mean cuming ?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: nooo
You: ohh, i almost caught you :O
Stranger: what..
You: pourqui ?
Stranger: please use simple words?
Stranger: what it means:pourqui
You: why in french.
Stranger: be in english.
You: Pourqui Mousier ?
You: ..
You: OMG
You: BATMA N
You: HES EVERYWHERE.
You: WHY JOKER WHY ?
You: FUCK , ALL I DID WAS SPIN HIS TIRE.
You: WHYYY ?
Stranger: what are u doing?
You: im raping your english teacher.
You: :O FRICKING RACIST !
You: YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE IM CANADIAN.
You: I HAVE A BIG, GOLDEN DICK./
You: SUCK IT WITH YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.
You: TAKE IT HOE.
Stranger: well
You: then.
You: im sorry
You: i never meant it, if you leave
You: ill be nothing.
You: abra cadabra, im nothing without you.
You: together, we can raise snakes. & they will breed retarded pigs.
Stranger: nice
You: & we will sell them at the market. & because rich like hugh heffner.
You: please?
You: that relationship with the swing, it was nothing.
You: i only sat down once.
Stranger: u r good in thinking..
You: i suppose my thinking is fast.
You: but if you think much slower, ideas come to mind.
You: im enjoying the fact that your the first guy that hasnt left, since i have a dick & all.
You: .. barney is your friend. just to let you know.
You: he was always there for you when you were younger, & he will be here for you now.
Stranger: nice
Stranger: well,..
Stranger: it’s good to see ur support.
You: im always here for you.
You: like the bra you stuff at night for a job on the streets friend.
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Stranger: hi
You: HI WHO ARE YOU
Stranger: your father
You: OMG, DAD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON THE INTERNET
You: YOU’LL HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK, GAWD
Stranger: But all the hot girls on here
Stranger: damn
You: I’M TELLING MOM
Stranger: Your mom doesn’t give a shit
Stranger: she wants to find a girl for a 3way
Stranger:
You: EW DAD YOU’RE SO DISGUSTING. I’M LEAVING.
Stranger: bya kiddo
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Stranger: hello
You: I killed Jupiter’s Chuck Norris.
Stranger: impossible. no chuck norris can ever be killed
You: This one was a weak Chuck Norris.
Stranger: hmm very hard to beleive. only chuck norris can kill chuck norris
You: I am Jupiters Chuck Norris twin. We have the same dna.
Stranger: oh it makes so much more sense now
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Stranger: hey
You: bruno!
You: you son of a bitch!
Stranger: WHAT
You: thanks to you our children are dead!!!!
Stranger: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
You: I never said I loved you!
Stranger: YOU DID
Stranger: YOU DID
Stranger: 3 TIMES
You: I thought I made it explicit at the outset of our relationship that I was just using you.
You: I said I loved your body….
Stranger: but but but
You: and i
You: m not sure if I mean that any more.
Stranger: i know i let myself go a bit, but i can get back into shape?!
Stranger: LOVE ME
You: i mean, for god’s sake, you had killer abs 10 years ago. now you have a beer gut.
You: fine…i’ll level with you.
You: i’m gay. i can never love you.
Stranger: but but
You: unless you lose the balls and grow some boobs
Stranger: i’m gay too!
Stranger: WAIT
Stranger: I HAVE BOOBS!!
Stranger: this can work man,
You: correction. they’re manoobs.
You: fat, greasy sweaty manoobs covered in hair.
You: so lose the balls and shave and then maybe we’ll talk.
Stranger: but i have a vagina D:
You: so now you’re a hermaphrodite?!
Stranger: I TOLD YOU THAT 5 YEARS AGO
You: you know what else is hermaprhoditic?
Stranger: i KNEW you never listened to me!!!!
You: worms. and you are nothing but a snivelling, disgusting worm.
You: I never listen to you?!?!?!?!
You: you never listen to me!!!!
You: i told you to use a condom!!!!!
You: and now, here we are, with three kids.
You: well, we had three kids.
You: they’re dead now.
Stranger: I WAS HUNGRY OK
You: hahahahaha
Stranger: YOU DONT LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE
Stranger: I HAD TO EAT SOMTHING
You: that’s hilarious!!!!!!
You: i thought you said you were a vegan.
You: so you’re a worm, a hermaphroditte, and a hypocrite.
Stranger: i’m whatever the hell i want to be
You: you’re really not endearing yourself here, bruno.
You: *swoons* that’s the assertive dominant man/woman/hermaphrodite i fell for.
Stranger: well… yes. exactly.
You: let’s make beautiful babies together you stud
Stranger: *leaves, taking the remains of the children with her/him/it*
You: Mhmm. I’m from Washington state. Where you from?
Stranger: a gay place im sure you’ve heard of
Stranger: Canada
You: Hahah. I seeee.
You: I wanna go to Canada
You: Never been there
Stranger: its kinda boring
You: It’s all good lol
Stranger: hahahaha
You: canada is like 2 hours away from me
You: k three
You: or four
You: or maybe six
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: i like how the number just increases
You: we’re in an argument
Stranger: lol
You: yeah we cant make a decision
Stranger: lol
Stranger: so
Stranger: tell me about yourself
You: well i like to go out and have a good time and she is more reserved
Stranger: whos “she”
You: me?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: then whos the “i” in that sentence?
You: i is me
Stranger: so
Stranger: you’re the
Stranger: i
Stranger: and
Stranger: the
Stranger: she
Stranger: ?
You: basically, but she doesnt like to talk much
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: confusinggg
You: yeah it depends
Stranger: lol
You: what about you and him
Stranger: i like to play soccer,and just chill with friends
Stranger: i like bike rides to random places to the point im lost
Stranger: and have to find my way home
Stranger: i like to cause trouble
You: i see..send us a picture
Stranger: dont have one
You: wow…you are unamerican
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: the green llamas are coming to eat your toes
You: better wear your flip flops XD
Stranger: Ok. And I’ll buy some shields.
You: good
Stranger: How r u?
You: i am good
You: very overtired
You: u?
Stranger: Not bad. Just got back from jogging. Refreshed.
You: cool
Stranger: where u at?
You: canada
Stranger: Cool
You: where the polar bears roam
Stranger: I can c that.
Stranger: Gotcha.
Stranger: I’m ur neighbor.
You: oh no
You: :O
Stranger: lol
You:
Stranger: Down let’s say how many miles.
Stranger: Uncle Sam is calling.
You: i’m coming uncle sam!
Stranger: Wonderful.
Stranger: Close?
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ou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAI
You: okai
You: sup
You: homie
Stranger: HAI
You: HAI
Stranger: DU U HAZ BOOBIEZ?
You: all the time
Stranger: WOT
Stranger: O
You: O.O
You: do you ?
Stranger: YAH SOMETIMZ
You: ooh
You:
You: mmmm
Stranger: IZ U A BOI?
You: no
Stranger: OR A LADAY
You: lady
Stranger: WOOOAH IM A BOI
Stranger: HOW WEERDZ THUT?
You: not weird at all
You: im pretty sure you want some pics
You: dont you/
You: ?
Stranger: i would actually but it is quite rude to ask outright
You: nah its alright
You: here
You: http://tinyurl.com/4kbhy
Stranger: and i cant be sure they are you but i shall take a gander
You: i hope you like tub girl
Stranger: hahahaha im a /b/tard u cant gross me out
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You: YOUR LATE
Stranger: Am I ?
You: yes
You: you said you’d be on time
Stranger: I Apologiz…
You: how many times have I told you about this
You: I forgive you.
You: You got the boxes?
Stranger: Thanks
Stranger: I Do..
You: I’m gonna need those boxes.
Stranger: Right..
You: They contain ultra spy info I need by tuesday.
Stranger: rRight.Ill ake sure And get Them to You By Tuesday..
You: Thanks. Make sure theres no frogs in them this time.
Stranger: Haha Yeah sorry about that last time..
You: I couldn’t belive my eyes when I opened that box. That frog spewed right in my eye.
Stranger: Realy :O
Stranger: Sorry …
Stranger: Wont happen again..
You: I had to get some eyedrops. Then I met a man named carl and he lent me a tissue and everything was fine.
Stranger: Carl..?
You: Carl the gorilla man
Stranger: I know Him Well
You: He’s a reasonable man, a bit tall but whatever.
Stranger: Yeah I know..Its odd..
You: He always turns up when you least expect it
Stranger: I know..
Stranger: Hes sneaky Like That Man From mr Deed.s
You: Yeah…he scares me a bit. I fear him. And his pet hyena.
Stranger: His Pet hyena Is Very Frightful..
You: It bit me once. I had to be badgaed up and I looked like a zombie mummy type thing.
Stranger: Oh Sounds Bad..
You: Oh it was. I’ll never forget that day.
Stranger: I’ll Never forget The Day I Met Carl..
You: Me neither. He turned up in a red lorry the first time I saw him. Then we drove off into the sunset while eating peanut butter on toast.
Stranger: Yes..He Alwyas talks About Peanut Butter ?
You: I think he has a fetish for it.
Stranger: He also Has a Foot fetish I belive..
You: Yes…he’s strange like that.
You: Soooooo….I have to go and water my turtle now…but it has been a pleasure speaking to you …person.
Stranger: It has also Been a leasuer Speaking to You ..Person..
You: Say hi to carl for me.
Stranger: I must Go meet Carl
Stranger: I Shall..
You: Lol see ya.
Stranger: Byee :L
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You: oo , hello
Stranger: Hello
You: sing me a song
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: I’ll do my best.
You: im sure you will
Stranger: Do do do do. Do do do do doo. do do do dodododo dododo. It’s the final countdown!
You: wow , i think i’m in love
You: care to rap for me too ?
Stranger: Hmmmmm
Stranger: Money in the bank? Show them what you drank?
Stranger: I don’t know hahaha
You: HAHAHA ! WOW ! you are my new bestfriend
You: we should totally start a choir together
You: we’ll be known as “stranger and friend”
You: we’ll be famous
Stranger: Hahah
Stranger: Stranger n’ You
You: oh i see how it is , am i not you’re friend anymore ?
You: you wanna make a girl cry ?
You: how cruel ….
Stranger: HAHA I am a girl!
You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL !
You: well just to settle a scrore , i am a big black man. my name is sara (:
Stranger: HA
You: do you believe me ?
Stranger: A big black man named Sara? Sure!
You: good. because that was a trick question
Stranger: Haha
You: if you said you didn;t believe me i’d have to tell you about my other friend who is arabian and named deryll
You: she is a girl
You: hairy , but still a girl
Stranger: XD oh man
Stranger: Name’s Dave. I like sweater vests.
You: wow , sweater vests huh ? well i guess it doesn’t matter seeing as how i’ll be taking that off once we get married
You: not before , for i am cristian
Stranger: Oh believe me. You’ll want it off before you even know what I look like
Stranger: hahaha
You: i seeeeee , you have a mustache then , huh ? mustaches are cool. on both girls and guys
You: girls especially
Stranger: I happen to be a ‘stache collector thanks!
You: aha , so you be growing one down there too ? please dont try to out do me
Stranger: I was Mr. Stache 2009, you don’t even know!
Stranger: I had a shirt that said ‘Vote for Dave’
You: oh dear , you’re making sara go crazy ! tell me more about “mr.stache2009 ?”
You: is there a mrs. stache ?
You: hopefully not
Stranger: There is not a Mrs. Stache ;]
Stranger: YET.
You: good , or else i’d have to kill her
Stranger: Hahahaha with your black magic
You: of course ! with a wand of chicken , no doubt
You: they poke fun at us at first , but once that chicken stick comes around , thats when they get on their knees and BEG for forgiveness
Stranger: And a watermelon mace?
You: DEFINITELY ! without it , we’d have nothing to sing about
You: it’s all about the watermelon
Stranger: Hahaha and do you bleed kool-aid?
You: actually , it’s purple stuff , we don’t refer to it in any other way
You: if you do , then you are out of the blackman group
Stranger: Ahh
Stranger: Hey now. Don’t be doin’ Dave like that
You: don’t worry dave , you’re sweater vest will always be there for you in you’re time of need
You: for now , i must depart to go save some chick who got stuck underneathe a truck
You: good day dave
Stranger: Oh shi– Nice talking to you Sara!
Stranger: We’ll always have our love, right?
You: of course !
You: dave will be embroided on my arm forever
You: next to that chicken sticker
Stranger: Sara will be bedazzled on my bum
You: good to know kind omeglian (:
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