I’m From CIA | Funny Omegle Conversations [PIC]

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i’m from cia
You: and i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ok
You: sites.

You: stranger? is this your real name lol omg that was really funny isn’t it buddy?

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  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: Come closer young padawan.
    Stranger: Certainly Obi wan
    You: Tell everyone I’m here.
    Stranger: Darth may try to get you
    Stranger: I can not risk it
    You: You’re wise, padawan.
    Stranger: I have learnt well
    You: You have indeed.
    Stranger: Maybe to well *shwing*
    Stranger: Sorry fly was undone
    You: I think Darth’s after me.
    Stranger: He wants to put his force in your darkside
    Stranger: You must hide
    You: He might want to do that.
    Stranger: I know I do
    Stranger: I am sorry master, that was uncalled for
    Stranger: It’s just, your darkside has been quite appealing since I walked in on you in the shower
    Stranger: I…I saw your Yoda
    Stranger: I am sorry
    You: My..Yoda? Padawan, I’ve played with your lightsaber when you sleep…I’m deeply sorry.
    Stranger: So thats why it was red
    Stranger: I thought I had circummed to the darkside
    Stranger: I guess I guess circumed.
    You: Going back a little…did you like my yoda?
    Stranger: I did, but why was it green master?
    You: It was a green light…your green light…it was saying GO
    Stranger: Oh, I am saddened by this fact
    Stranger: My chance has passed
    Stranger: Tommorow I am off to the Death star to kill Darth
    You: Do you think you’re able to do it?
    Stranger: I shall
    Stranger: Knowing if I come back alive your Yoda will be waiting
    You: My yoda will be green and waiting
    You: May the force be with you.
    Stranger: And you.
    You: Farewell…
    Stranger: For now.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, horny girl?
    You: is that what you’re looking for?
    You: i’m 14
    You: but i can be horny
    You: and i’m a girl
    You: i’m horny with my boyfriend
    You: well…last night I was
    You: are you sexy?
    Stranger: yes
    You: how old?
    Stranger: 16
    You: horny?
    Stranger: yess very
    You: looking for me?
    Stranger: mhm
    You: what do you want to do to me?
    Stranger: talk dirty to me or send me pictures
    You: you’re the man
    You: how about you start
    Stranger: how about we roleplay
    You: alright
    Stranger: what roles?
    You: you’re the man
    You: you tell me
    Stranger: ok you be the sister and ill be the brother
    You: ?
    You: incest?
    You: sounds hot
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: *walks into the house* hey sis how was school
    You: not bad, what’s that in your pants?
    Stranger: nothing lol
    You: not role playing for a second
    You: do you have a boner?
    Stranger: kinda
    You: are you stroking it?
    Stranger: mhm
    You: that’s pretty gross since I’m a 20 year old dude! HAAHAHAHHAHAHA….faggot

  • Stranger: Share a story
    You: um… i died last week
    Stranger: Oh shit, for real?
    Stranger: How was it like?
    You: well, the story goes like thi…
    You: I saw chuck norris deflect a bullet away from JFKs head with his fist
    You: and my head exploded in sheer amazement
    Stranger: Chuck norris makes my vagina wet
    Stranger: I want him to live there
    You: haha
    Stranger: Wouldnt that be awesome?
    Stranger: Best rape protection ever
    You: fisrtly, no i do not know what that would be like, for i am a dude
    You: secondly, yes that would be awesomely protective of your uterus
    You: still there?
    Stranger: Yes
    Stranger: I am at work
    Stranger: So I got interupted
    You: haha makes sence
    Stranger: You should get a vagina
    Stranger: And try having him live there
    You: …interesting thought
    You: I will look into that

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    You: hii
    Stranger: asl?
    Stranger: hey ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: grr just got out of a convo with a frustrating racist.
    You: i hate racism.
    You: 19/f/sydney
    You: you?
    Stranger: hehe me too
    Stranger: 25 male norway
    You: you know what I hate more than racism
    You: ?
    Stranger: no?
    You: dirty norwegians.
    You have disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: g’day
    Stranger: I’m breaking up with you.
    You: o no
    Stranger: O yes.
    You: sad face
    You: I can change
    Stranger: It’s too late for that now.
    You: I swear nothing happened
    Stranger: I don’t believe you.
    Stranger: Nay, I CAN’T believe you.
    You: Iโ€™ll stop going the bathing houses
    Stranger: It won’t matter. My bags are already packed and the kids are at my mother’s house.
    You: well Iโ€™m keeping house
    Stranger: Fine with me. I’m moving into a condo down by my brother’s house in Florida.
    You: thatโ€™s fine with me
    You: let me show you the front door
    Stranger: I think I know where that is, thank you.
    You: I wasn’t asking
    Stranger: Does it look like I care what you said?
    You: you know you do
    Stranger: Ah, but I don’t.
    You: No matter how far you run no matter where you go
    Stranger: Except if I run to Florida.
    You: And you your brother, have always been a bit to close
    Stranger: Are you saying what I think you’re saying?
    You: I don’t even know what Iโ€™m saying (38 hours without sleep), but Iโ€™m implying what you think
    Stranger: Thought so. My brother and I are family, MY family is close. God knows what went wrong with YOUR family.
    You: Well after my parentsโ€™ divorce, and my mother and brother moving away together
    You: you know my family history,
    Stranger: Unfortunately I do. Several years of shit hitting the fan.
    You: and feet
    Stranger: Mhm.
    You: I know about your relationship with our apple man
    Stranger: Oh? Took you awhile to figure it out.
    You: I always knew
    Stranger: If you always knew about that, I assume you knew about our neighbour as well?
    You: and the paper boy,
    Stranger: Mhm. And the cashier, the banker, the accountant, and the landlord?
    You: Fred? Fred as well
    Stranger: Ah yes, Fred. He was the best.
    You: That bastard
    Stranger: Funny. He said the same thing about you.
    You: call me a fool but I still love you, (places hands on shoulder)
    Stranger: Unfortunately, dear, the feeling is no longer mutual. (Brushes hand off)
    You: what are you going to our tell your kids?
    Stranger: The truth. I left you and they will probably never see you again. I’m sure they won’t mind, they never liked you much anyway.
    You: if you didn’t tell such lies
    Stranger: Hun, they were the ones who persuaded me to leave you in the first place. If anyone, it’s the kids you should thank for this.
    You: And so I should, for now I can see you for what you truly are
    Stranger: And what would that be?
    You: I treat you like a queen, and what do you do commit adulatory
    Stranger: And I enjoyed every minute of it.
    You: Just leave, even I deserve better, I know I have been distant over the years
    You: But thatโ€™s because, I thought I didnโ€™t deserve you I was wrong
    Stranger: Whatever. And you’ll never find someone like me again, whether that be good or bad. You can’t deny we didn’t have good times together.
    You: Yes we did, but in time they will slowly fade like our love
    Stranger: Hopefully.
    You: a man who doesnโ€™t wear scares upon his heart is a shell of a man
    You: I must thank you, for filling my life with such traits
    Stranger: Well you’re welcome….I think. Oh, and you’re welcome to see the children any time youโ€™re down in Florida. With my consent, of course.
    You: did I ever need your consent
    Stranger: You always needed my consent. Even to make dinner, or go out with your non-existent friends.
    You: people like you create otakus
    Stranger: I will not deny this.
    You: what more can I say
    You: the only regret I have harbour is not breaking up with you, I have never wronged you
    Stranger: Oh, and who was that blonde you were with the other day?
    You: Blonde,?
    Stranger: Mhm. The one you were practically mauling at that pawn shop down the road.
    You: i was buying you antique silverware
    You: i would never wrong you,
    Stranger: I never really thought of you as someone who would. I just wanted to be sure.
    You: it was gift for our anniversary
    Stranger: Oh yes, speaking of which, I bought you a little something for our anniversary, but seeing has I’m leaving you, consider it a farewell gift. (hands a small box)
    You: i will keep it unopened just like your feelings in this relationship
    Stranger: I thought you would say that. But you might want to open it if you find yourself in any future financial problems.
    You: i have already lost what’s most important in my life
    You: financial status holds no comfort
    Stranger: You won’t be saying that when you find another special someone. I’m sure they’ll be MUCH better to you then I ever was.
    You: though my love for you is gone, what was there will never be matched
    Stranger: I really hate hearing you say things like that. It almost makes me feel bad. Almost.
    You: i’m glad that you have guilt,
    You: it almost makes me wish we could go back in time
    Stranger: Yes, almost.
    You: though the pain of the past 7 years tears me part i still wouldn’t trade the day we meet
    You: for that is the only thing that’s kept me going
    Stranger: Well I’m glad you have at least 1 thing to keep you going. I will worry about you, you know.
    You: I will always remember they way you look that day, your scent and your touch will remain imprinted in my mind.
    Stranger: didn’t look too shabby that day yourself
    Stranger: But I can’t remember much of what you said…if I remember correctly, you were wearing these odd sunglasses I couldn’t stop staring at. Odd, I know.
    You: Our love that day was like a mighty flame which held no equal, but now is left to vanish into the night.
    Stranger: Mmmhm. Are you getting this off a book or something? I don’t know anyone who can think of this stuff right off the top or their head.
    You: nope right out my head
    Stranger: Huh. Interesting.
    You: ?
    Stranger: Lol I just never thought someone could just think of that stuff, especially on Omegle.
    You: i have spare time
    Stranger: I can tell.
    You: that obvious
    Stranger: Just a little
    You: this may hold a record
    You: no one so far has mentioned *asl*
    Stranger: I don’t like when people begin a conversation like that. I get all “YA WELL I DON’T HAVE AN AGE, SEX, OR LOCATION. KNOW WHY? CUZ I’M A BUSY COMMUNIST”. And they get all “kbye”.
    You: lol
    Stranger: Lol is right. B )
    You: *asl* i respond with heil the republic
    You: get called a Nazi, next convo
    Stranger: lmao! well i gotta go.. it was fun talkin to ya
    You: k cya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: STAR!
    Stranger: OPEN FIRE!
    You: hahhhh
    Stranger: RAMIREZ TAKE POINT!
    You: prararaprpaprap
    You: ok
    Stranger: FRAG OUT!
    You: cover me
    You: booooommbb
    You: you almos hit me :/
    Stranger: FRIENDLY FIRE!
    You: smoke granade!!
    Stranger: PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSJ
    You: killstrike!! prpaprpaprpmamapm
    Stranger: SHIT THESE GUYS ARE A STEP UP, THEY GOT THERMAL
    You: helicopter
    You: shit
    You: granade launcher for they!!
    You: pump!!
    Stranger: RAMIREZ GRAB A STINGER!
    You: use the rifle
    You: got it!
    Stranger: THEY”RE IN THE BARN
    Stranger: TAKE DOWN THE CHOPPER!
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    You: BOOOOOOOOOOMMMSSS
    You: 4 death
    Stranger: NOOO RAMIREZ DON’T DIE ON ME, a well he was a nigger anyway
    You: hahhahaha
    You: this chat need to be publish XD in funny chats
    Stranger: Yes, yes it does
    Stranger: see you later mij /b/rother
    You: ok take care !! call of duty fan

  • Stranger: i want to talk dirty to a chick
    You: I’m a chick ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: you horny?
    You: Yeah. I’m an 18 year old American babe ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: any pictures babe?
    You: No sorry, but if you ask me questions I’m willing to give answers
    You: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: whats the best thing youve had in your pussy?
    You: A penguin
    You: It’s so hot when they flap their wings in there
    Stranger: haha its so obvious your a guy :p]
    You: Yup. Owned

  • You: Do you like towels?
    Stranger: towels are soft
    Stranger: do u /
    You: What about brick towels? they aren’t
    You: don’t tell me you dont have them in the US :O
    Stranger: noo they arent
    Stranger: noo idk what that is technichally
    You: towels made of bricks. stupid invention actually. you cant even fold them
    You: i believe you call them ‘walls’ in america?
    Stranger: ohh goddness
    Stranger: ohh i recognize that word…and yeahh theyre all over the place
    You: some people rub themselves against them after showering in england instead of normal towels
    Stranger: ohh. ouch
    You: you look out of your window and you see olf hairy woman rubbing themselves against ‘brick towells’
    Stranger: soo u call towels, walls?
    You: no
    Stranger: i mean walls, towels
    You: you call ‘brick towels’ ‘walls’
    Stranger: ur english in confusing me.
    You: but towells are towells. its the same
    Stranger: ohhk
    You: get it?
    Stranger: not rlly…lets switch topics
    You: have you been on the pavement recently, and went to a cash point?
    Stranger: is this all england terminology?
    You: Or the motorway?
    Stranger: i have been on ‘pavement’ recently but wtf is a ‘cash point’?
    You: ATM
    Stranger: motorway hahahha
    Stranger: ohhh nope i havent
    You: Don’t diss motorways
    Stranger: u mean a street?
    You: Nope. Motorway is like the big ones. Highways?
    You: IDK
    Stranger: highwways yes
    Stranger: hahha
    You: We have streets in England, but they’re called ‘outside corridoors’
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: whatttt?!
    You: But the big outside corridoors are known as motorways
    Stranger: england is crazzzyyy
    Stranger: ohhk gotcha
    You: no it’s not. your just not up to date
    Stranger: any other terminology i should be familiar with?
    You: Hrmmm
    Stranger: i guess not
    You: There is, I’m sure
    You: I’ll think
    Stranger: k
    You: Do you have ‘falling clouds’ in England?
    You: I mean US
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: fog?
    You: No. I believe you call it Sonw
    Stranger: ohh yeahh
    You: No…Snow!
    Stranger: snow
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: falling clouds thats a good one
    You: anyway, in England right now there are falling clouds all over the place
    Stranger: yeahh i heard about that
    You: i can see them right underneath my lamppost
    Stranger: ohh cool
    Stranger: its not snowing here
    You: *falling clouds
    Stranger: yeahh i mean its not falling clouds here
    Stranger: it was…
    You: When?
    Stranger: over the weekend
    Stranger: like fri
    You: fri?
    Stranger: friday
    You: ??? :S
    Stranger: holy shit dude.
    Stranger: the day of the week
    You: We call it “Fiveday”
    Stranger: the day after thurday before saturday
    You: cuz it’s the fifth day
    Stranger: im sure u do
    You: Yeah
    You: Holy fuck I’m not joking
    Stranger: it would be the sixth day
    You: You yanks are fucking cuuurazy

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: loolz
    You: hahhahahaah
    Stranger: do u piss sitting or standing up?
    You: neither
    Stranger: lolz
    You: i dont drink anything
    Stranger: are u animal?
    You: therefore i never have to pee
    You: no
    Stranger: a bird?
    You: no
    Stranger: u must be an alien
    You: no
    Stranger: fuck off from our planet
    You: im a mineral
    Stranger: we dont need you here
    Stranger: we will kill you aliens
    Stranger: you all freaks
    You: i come seeking the one called: bruno
    Stranger: you build the pyramids
    You: you stole our ideas
    Stranger: built*
    Stranger: no we didnt
    Stranger: u aint got ideas
    You: yes you did, we gave you fire
    You: you should be grateful
    Stranger: we stole our food
    You: but no

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: http://de.tinypic.com/r/aze6ud/6
    You: what the hell is that a link for?
    You: omg!
    You: you’re really not good looking!!
    Stranger: fuck you
    You: meh, its what you get for waving your pic around asshole
    Stranger: whatever dickhead
    You: soo… you gonna piss off then?
    You: i’m a gal you douche
    Stranger: then ure probably a gal with rolls, fatass
    You: hahahaha! why? cos i turned your fugly ass down?
    You: why the fuck open with a pic?
    You: what do you expect?
    Stranger: u think ure a beauty queen?
    You: fuck no, but i aint as fucking horrid as you mate
    Stranger: yeah right
    You: oooh, burrrn
    You: so, why havn’t you gone then? you jerking off to this pervert?
    You: whats the matter? can’t get any?
    Stranger: i know ure a guy, please
    You: haha, love it- the moment a chick dominates you, you pull out the guy card
    You: what a sadass
    Stranger: quit pretending ure a chick
    You: fucksake, what don’t you get?
    You: if you’re so convined im a guy, why don’t you take your ugly ass pic somewhere else?
    Stranger: why dont u
    You: cos i love rinsing desperate dudes
    You: you like getting your ass dominated or something?
    You: what are you? a cock cruncher?
    Stranger: nah, i aint gay
    Stranger: im not the dude pretending hes a girl on here
    You: but you ARE the dude pretending his pic is gonna get him some action?
    Stranger: at least im not trying to lure straight guys
    You: what the fuck? i’m a girl, it’s what you fucking expect from this gender fuckwit
    Stranger: lol yeah right
    You: k, bye then mofo
    Stranger: good luck
    You: love you really babe
    You: xxxxxxxxxxx
    You: this is for youtube
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: and i am a girl, lol
    You: just doing it for the hits
    You: and you got dominatedd dude
    Stranger: yeah and im the president
    You: NO WAY?!
    You: love the way you’re STILL keeping it up
    You: christ
    You: you’re hopeless
    You: bye dude

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i am horny asl?
    You: paedophile?
    Stranger: nahh
    Stranger: i am 16
    You: f/m?
    Stranger: m
    You: so you find little girls on the internet hey?
    Stranger: why
    You: we have found traces of child pornography on your computer sir
    You: this is the CIA
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey hey
    You: Hi Hugo
    Stranger: Hey Bruno
    You: Hey how have you been?
    Stranger: good, still dating Steven?
    You: Sadly no we split up?
    Stranger: sucks
    You: You still two-timing Lauren with Marcus?
    Stranger: you know it
    You: how was the party last week?
    Stranger: crazy
    Stranger: i find karen and julia having sex together
    You: Apparently it was good lots of bitches and beer I heard
    Stranger: karen was pouring beer to julia and licking it from her body
    Stranger: good times
    You: I did indeed see Karen and Juila at the party?
    You: Wait, HUgo you weren’t at the party
    Stranger: how do you know?
    Stranger: it was a costume party
    You: It was a pyjama party
    You: you were not there you dirty paedophile

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: are you 11
    You: hey how are you doing, paedophile?
    You: older girls have bigger tits dude

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: [Automated Message: Omegle.com is required to notify you that the IP Address of the person you are chatting with is linked to a registered sex offender. Please take this into consideration when divulging personal information. The person you are chatting with cannot see this message.]
    Stranger: hi
    You: so how old are you?
    Stranger: 19
    You: I like sex
    You: frequently throughout the day..
    You: do you?
    Stranger: ASL?
    You: 45/m/UK
    You: female?
    Stranger: male
    You: ffs
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey horny guy here
    You: Hey ugly, fat slag here
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: GHOSTBUSTERS!
    Stranger: Hey! how you doing?
    You: Hey! how you doing?
    Stranger: do i know you?
    You: do i know you?
    Stranger: i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
    You: i dun think so hun but we can get to know each other better and maybe exchange phone numbers if ur comfortable witht that..
    Stranger: yeah, i have a hot or not account
    You: yeah, i have a hot or not account
    Stranger: im sorry but how old r u again ?
    You: im sorry but how old r u again ?
    Stranger: I’m actually at home right now what are you doing?
    You: I’m actually at home right now what are you doing?
    Stranger: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol
    You: ok im bored out of my mind, hence thats why im here huh lol
    Stranger: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely…
    You: ok, well here, do you have a cam? cause i do and im lonely…
    Stranger: ok just go to http://tinyurl.com/ygo7f32 and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams
    You: ok just go to http://tinyurl.com/ygo7f32 and accept my cam invite, i like this site cause its like omegle, but with webcams
    Stranger: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok…
    You: make sure to accept the invite and fill in the info before it expires ok…
    Stranger: dont worry about the CC its just to verify your age hun its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site ..
    You: lmfao you idiot
    Stranger: YaY! Ok now if you got it come look for me

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: I’m masturbating… wanna help me?
    You: give me a D?
    You: I?
    You: S?
    You: C?
    You: O?
    You: N?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi, im 22, male, uk
    You: hi
    You: im from ireland ๐Ÿ™‚
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    racist…

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: im 16 m gay, are you?, yes or no, u have 6 secs to answer
    You: 5
    You: 4
    You: 3
    You: 2
    You: 1
    You: :O
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: wingardium leviousaaa
    You: are you flying now?
    Stranger: no wat r u on
    You: my broomstick
    You: come on harry lets go kill voldemort
    Stranger: r u high
    Stranger: im a f
    You: it is quite high up here
    You: ohh sorry hermione
    Stranger: wat drugs r u on
    You: come on lets go find harry
    Stranger: r u retarded
    You: no, its me silly! ronald weasly!!!
    You: come on hurry up
    Stranger: hav u lost it
    You: yes thats why were going to find it!!! i thought you knew that
    Stranger: r u crazy
    Stranger: do u have a brain
    You: hermione what is with you tonight? has snape given you a memory loss potion?
    Stranger: nothin
    You: then come on!!!
    You: hop on my broom
    You: your not in a fit state to fly
    Stranger: listen you r not in harry potter
    Stranger: loser
    You: im not in harry potter…?!
    You: wtf!?
    You: do you know who i am!?
    Stranger: yeah a weirdo
    You: hermione!!!
    You: i thought you loved me!
    Stranger: i do
    You: you do?!
    You: then why these harsh words?
    You: eh?
    Stranger: because u cheated on me with hadgrid
    You: how did you find out !!!!
    You: did harry tell you? he promised he wouldnt!!!
    Stranger: well hes sitting next 2 me
    You: who is?
    You: harry!!!?
    You: that bastard!!!
    You: i knew he wanted you to himself!!!
    You: ill kill him!
    You: AVADRA KEVADRA!!!!
    Stranger: i saw u in bed with hadgrid
    You: ew, you pervert get a life
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: looking for some female entertainment
    You: then im your man
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hey!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: welp im an 18 year old female from australia, no i am not touching myself, i am not hottttt, and i donthave cam and msn, all i have is dignity
    Stranger: ….cutting out the middle man
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Who’s most credible person in the world?
    You: Me
    You: I know all my own lies
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: Who’s most credible person in the world?
    You: Me
    Stranger: the hint is M
    You: M – E
    You: ?
    Stranger: 2nd alphabet is U
    You: I know
    You: ME
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: MU……
    You: your gonna have to give me another clue
    Stranger: MU???????
    You: you truly are a master of wit
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: *Alex walks into a stable*
    Stranger: uh, *dave follows alex into the stable* O_o
    You: *Alex turns and sees dave following close behind. his eyes focusing on my rear*
    Stranger: *dave looks up sharkly and winks suggestively at alex*
    You: *alex wiggles infront of you and looks suggestively at some cosey hay near by, gesturing you over”
    Stranger: can i say “i” instead of dave?
    You: no
    You: your dave
    Stranger: yeah thats what i mean ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: you said “gesturing you over”!
    Stranger: right, erm
    Stranger: *i catch you up and grab your hand, pulling you over to the nearby hay*
    You: *alex embraces you and gives you a long passionte kiss, lifting a knee in delight*
    Stranger: *dave holds your leg up high and presses you against the wall, pushing his body against yours, continuing to kiss you passionately*
    You: *alex turns round and presents my ass*
    Stranger: *dave unzips your pants and pulls them down slowly, sliding his hands across your stomach and down into your panties, rubbing you playfully*
    You: *bends down and chews some of the hay*
    Stranger: haha, alex isn’t a horse by any chance? ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: *alex looks at you dissapointedly*
    You: *the farmer walks in and finds dave molesting his prime steed*
    Stranger: ahahaha
    You: *the farmer charges a small fee and sends you on your way*
    You: *dave is free to brutally molest again*
    Stranger: yay!
    You: Fin
    You: that was a lovely story dave

  • Stranger: hi do you have a webcam? are you a sexy girl? ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: yo moma
    Stranger: is hot blud
    You: yeh she is
    Stranger: i fucked her good last night
    You: yeah me too
    Stranger: OH so you’re jack?
    You: wuuuut ?

  • You: BANG BANG CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
    Stranger: I love you. Im David. And you?
    You: I LOVE YOU MORE
    Stranger: mm nice
    Stranger: from?
    Stranger: Im so happy to meet you
    You: I LOVE YOU BABYYYY, AND IF ITS QUITE ALRIGHT I NEED YOU BABYYY!
    Stranger: mm yeha girl
    Stranger: do you have a pic?
    You: maha
    You: how do you know im a girl ?
    You: maybe im a boy ?
    You: maybe im a horse?
    You: maybe im a transvestite ?
    You: MAYBE im a cookie?
    You: maybe im an alien ?
    You: MAYBE IM NOT REAL ? :O
    You: MAYBE IM JUST IN YOUR MIND!
    You: muahahaha
    You: or maybe im jesus..
    Stranger: 42
    You: maybe im god
    You: ARGHHH MAYBE IM MARILYN MANSON
    You: OH SHITTT
    You: DUDE HELP MEEEEEEEEE
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: i like glitter
    Stranger: sweet
    You: i put it in my eyes
    You: to make them sparkle
    Stranger: i did that before
    Stranger: it hurt
    You: i do it all the time
    You: its fun
    Stranger: nice
    You: i like hurting myself
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL OMGOMGOMGOMG THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST OMG THE MOST FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER SEEN IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD, HOLY SHIT MAN YOUR GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Heeey.
    Stranger: .
    You: . to you too.
    You: I like full stops. They’re cute.
    Stranger: ….
    Stranger: is this turning u on?
    You: Probably.
    Stranger: i think you would know !
    You: I’m not sure.
    Stranger: well are u girl or boy?
    You: I could be a girl. I could be a boy. I could be a horse. I could be a tranny. I could be a lightbulb.
    Stranger: cause if boy then have a little look at your penis and see the size and hardness etc… if a girl then look at ur nipples
    Stranger: im a tranny! snap!
    You: WOW!
    Stranger: you could also be a twat
    You: Good point, young warrior.
    You: Have a chocolate medal.
    Stranger: if you are a lightbulb then you can see if your turned on!!!!
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: Last time I checked I was 396.
    Stranger: your a fool!!!!
    Stranger: dont make up shit
    Stranger: you must be saggy
    You: Thank you!
    Stranger: i love saggy bossoms
    Stranger: mmmm
    You: Many people have called me a fool. But when you call me a fool it’s sexy.
    Stranger: nipples are well cool! spesh when they errect.. like cocks
    Stranger: i am sexy
    Stranger: like you
    Stranger: lets shag
    Stranger: in a bush
    You: Ok!
    Stranger: bush = my vagina
    Stranger: you a 5 year old fool come back when you hit puberty and your balls have dropped !!!
    Stranger: bye x
    You: Are you a paedophile?
    Stranger: nice talking to you
    Stranger: YES
    You: I knew it.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: STRANGER DANGER!
    Stranger: i’m not danger….
    You: but you are a stranger.
    You: my mummy told me to never speak to strangers.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: but u r talking to me now
    Stranger: and i m a stranger
    You: shit
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello ,dear stranger ,when i say i am chinese,some of you go away ,tell me why,what do you think of chinese?no matter what you say ,i don’t care .
    You: LIAR
    You: r u yellow?
    Stranger: yes
    You: OMG :O
    Stranger: what?
    You: LIAR:O
    Stranger: something innormal?
    Stranger: I am a liar?
    You: yes u are?????
    Stranger: to be honesty,even believe,a lie in it
    You: OMG gess wat i just saw?
    Stranger: you saw what?
    You: A ……………………………i forgot
    Stranger: a monsterใ€
    You: no
    You: omg i just remberd
    Stranger: you forgot?
    Stranger: r u ok?
    You: no im in a metal home yestarday
    Stranger: oh ,terrible
    Stranger: u r surivered?
    You: no its awesome i get free food
    You: am i wat now?????
    Stranger: Prison?
    You: THE SKY IS FALLING!
    Stranger: how r u ?
    Stranger: r u ok?
    Stranger: may be you should have enough sleep
    You: no wat AHHHHHHHHHHH leave me alone LIAR LIAR
    Stranger: nothing serious
    Stranger: have a good rest
    You: NO MOMMY I DONT WANT To suck ur nipples
    Stranger: and you want to suck my vagina?
    Stranger: or penis?
    Stranger: do want u wanna
    Stranger: big boy
    You: yes please ….. mommy leave me alone
    NOOOOOOOO That hurts daddy
    Stranger: no no no ,daddy will be happy if he see you r happy
    You: ummmmmm…………:/ NOOOOOOOOO uncle tom i dont like pickles
    Stranger: and you can suck his penis
    You: nooooooooo i want ur nice wet pussy stranger
    Stranger: cat go with dog
    You: wat sucks who on britney spears??
    Stranger: suck penis on Michael Jackson
    You: hes dead
    Stranger: it does n’t matter for you
    Stranger: just suck it
    Stranger: like just beat it
    You: nooo its all rinkly
    You: i like boobies
    You: LIAR
    You: no im not
    Stranger: virgia?
    You: YES U ARE
    Stranger: little virgina
    Stranger: no ,you u not
    Stranger: I am not gay
    Stranger: but you
    You: yes i am a LIAR no im no YES U R
    Stranger: u r
    Stranger: only u
    You: mommy please stop i dont like ur penis on my face
    You: OMG i like BOOOBBBBIIIIEEESSS
    Stranger: u just a virgin
    You: yarh but narhhh
    Stranger: do u like my penis in you mouth?
    Stranger: just suck it
    Stranger: I don’t care dear
    You: no me do not i like a nice 18 year old pussy
    You: TO INFINTY AND BEONED
    Stranger: don’t speak with you mouth full with sperm s
    You: shut up yellow man
    Stranger: u r white man?
    You: no im a black man
    Stranger: hello nergo
    You: RASIST
    Stranger: I am yellow man
    You: yes u are
    Stranger: I am asia
    Stranger: big asian
    Stranger: hah
    Stranger: lol
    You: no ur from uk arent u
    Stranger: you have big penis
    You: yes me does
    Stranger: big ,long
    You: yes
    Stranger: black~~~
    You: yarh ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: but why your spern r white?
    Stranger: sperm
    Stranger: many sperm ,r white
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: black man?
    You: i ask that alot to
    but ur yellow y is urs yellow?
    Stranger: yellow is right
    You: no blue is nice
    Stranger: but black is hard to find
    You: i dont like rice
    Stranger: nice and rice
    You: i like chocolate
    Stranger: but how can you find it and put it in you mouht?
    Stranger: mouth
    Stranger: yep
    You: no pussy
    Stranger: pussy
    Stranger: that ‘s pussy
    Stranger: black man
    Stranger: have a good life
    Stranger: nergo

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Hey hey
    Stranger: hows it going?\
    You: Pretty good..
    You: But..
    You: We need to talk.
    Stranger: About?
    You: How you cheated on me with a bagel last night in our very own kitchen.
    Stranger: At least it knew how to satisfy a man!!!
    You: HOW DARE YOU
    Stranger: YOU NEVER LOVED ME!!!
    Stranger: YOU HARDLY EVEN TOUCH ME ANYMORE!
    You: That’s because ALL I SEE IS THAT WHORE BAGEL
    You: AND YOU
    You: MAKING DIRTY
    You: SWEATY
    You: NASTY SEX
    Stranger: THAT BAGEL LOVED ME LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE!
    You: YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I CARED ABOUT YOU
    You: until you gave up on our marriage
    You: I’m taking the kids
    You: and you can have your stupid bagel
    Stranger: NO! PLEASE,
    Stranger: DON’T GO!
    You: It’s too LATE
    Stranger: WE CAN MAKE THIS WORK, I’M SORRY, I LOVE YOU
    You: You should’ve thought about that before you buttered that bagel
    You: And I SAW THE JAM THAT YOU SPREAD ON TOP OF THE BUTTER
    You: And then.. the cream cheese..
    You: I SAW IT
    Stranger: Please! I love you! I only want you!
    You: That’s a lie bruno and you know it
    You: I’m gonna go Alanis Morrisette on your ass
    You: And I’m taking all my stuff
    You: And the kids
    You: No actually
    You: I’m kicking you out
    Stranger: Please don’t do this baby, I love you!@
    You: Oh please don’t lie to me like this
    Stranger: I’ll do anything, please!!
    You: That damn whore bagel.. With her fluffy bread.. Slightly toasted..
    Stranger: I never loved anyone as much as I love you.. Not even the bagel. Please don’t do this, I’m so sorry
    You: ..
    You: …….
    You: Prove it then Bruno rapedick. PROVE IT
    You: Show me why I became Mrs. Rapedick
    Stranger: I will, I’ll do anything
    You: No I can’t do this again
    You: You’ve cheated on me before
    You: With the milk
    You: Don’t tell me you forgot
    Stranger: I thought we were over that, baby please
    Stranger: I’m so sorry I hurt you.. I never meant to
    You: Oh yeah right!
    You: Even before the milk
    You: In highschool
    You: You cheated on me with your jockstrap
    Stranger: We were just kids! Baby please don’t do this!
    Stranger: I want us to be the Rapedicks! I want us to be a family again!!!
    You: Our love is dying
    You: Ever since the milk I knew
    Stranger: No… Baby no..
    You: Fine then show me how you’re gonna make this up to me
    Stranger: I’ll do everything, baby, I’ll do anything you ask. I’ll stay home, I’ll spend more time with you, we’ll go out more. We’ll go on a second honeymoon! Think about it, love, just think; I’ll do anything
    You: ….
    Stranger: Please, I love you
    You: Will you… Get rid of the bagels?
    Stranger: I’ll never even look at a bagel again!
    You: Will you buy me that monkey I saw in Martha Stewart’s Magazine?
    Stranger: Yes
    Stranger: And you can name him whatever you want, I don’t care anymore, I just want you
    You: I FORGIVE YOU BRUNO RAPEDICK
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
    You: I LOVE YOU TOO
    You: I’ll tell the kids to unpack
    You: And we’ll all go to disney land.
    Stranger: I love you so much, sweetheart, don’t you ever forget it
    You: You’re like a robber.. You’ve stolen my heart.
    Stranger: You make me so happy, Bage-
    Stranger: …
    You: …..
    Stranger: I mean, Sarah
    You: ……
    Stranger: Sarah
    You: I can’t believe you..
    You: I KNEW IT
    You: I KNEW YOU WERE GONNA DO THIS
    You: I KNEW YOU LOVED THAT FUCKIN BAGEL
    Stranger: No, baby, IT WAS A MISTAKE!
    You: You know what!
    You: I’m gonna go stab that bagel in the face
    You: IN THE FACE
    Stranger: No, DON’T DO THIS
    Stranger: BABY PLEASE!!! DON’T DO THIS!!!
    You: -Grabs the knife- YOU CAN’T STOP ME BRUNO
    Stranger: NO!
    You: Where’s that little flakey piece of dirty dough
    Stranger: Please, God, don’t do this!!
    Stranger: Bagel, RUN!!
    You: WTF ARE THESE DONUTS DOING HERE
    Stranger: Do you want the truth..?
    You: Yes damn it
    Stranger: I got them for you.. It was going to be a surprise..
    You: …
    You: You’re a liar.
    You: I know that you’re lying
    Stranger: No, darling, I swear!
    You: PANTS ON FIRE BRUNO
    You: That’s how much of a liar you are
    Stranger: No! Not that! Baby, you don’t mean that!
    You: Yes I do
    You: I mean that
    You: More then anything
    Stranger: No..
    You: YES
    Stranger: -breaks down crying-
    You: Good
    You: I’m GLAD
    Stranger: please.. please.. I’m so sorry
    Stranger: Sarah, I love you
    Stranger: please, oh god, please, SARAH! Don’t go!
    You: IT’S TOO LATE
    You: I’m a rapedick no more
    You: And I’m gonna stab all your bagels AND DONUTS
    You: TEACH YOU A LESSON
    You: IN LOVE
    Stranger: Well.. Go ahead and stab the donuts; they were for you, anyways. But GOD, NO, SARAH, DON’T STAB THE BAGEL! ALL IT EVER DID WAS LOVE ME!!
    You: -Runs into the kitchen- I’M GONNA DO IT
    You: AND THEN I’M GONNA KILL THE BAGEL’S FAMILY
    Stranger: NO!!!
    You: AND THEN I’M TAKING MY KIDS AND LEAVING
    You: FOREVER
    You: -Grabs the bagel- TRY AND STOP ME BRUNO I DARE YOU
    You: I’LL STAB YOU TOO
    Stranger: NO!!!
    Stranger: SARAH, DON’T DO THIS!!
    Stranger: Sarah, please! I love you!
    You: Oh yeah right!
    You: You said her name! You said BAGEL
    You: I’m not falling for that again!!
    Stranger: IT WAS A MISTAKE!
    You: Oh I know it was!
    You: Too bad cause it’s TOO LATE
    Stranger: No! please, give me another chance!!! I’ll do ANYTHING!!!
    Stranger: I’ll.. I’ll…
    Stranger: I’ll stab the bagel for you… God, Sarah, I’ll do it, just stay!
    You: …
    You: You will stab this bagel…
    You: In the face..
    You: Right now..?
    Stranger: Thirty-seven times
    You: .. Thirty-eight..
    Stranger: Anything, Sarah. I’ll do anythng for you
    You: -Hands him the knife- Do it.. RIGHT NOW OR WE’RE OVER
    Stranger: -stabs bagel thirty-eight times in the FACE-
    You: -Starts sobbing- STAB STAB STAB
    Stranger: -starts breaks down crying again-
    Stranger: Sarah.. I love you
    You: I love you too!
    You: Thank you… for stabbing that bagel in the face..
    Stranger: Oh, God, Sarah, I’d do anything for you
    You: Lets get married again!
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: I love you lamp!
    You: …
    You: I mean
    You: I-I mean
    You: BRUNO
    Stranger: Sarah!
    You: I love you BRUNO
    Stranger: I can’t believe you, Sarah!
    Stranger: I mean, I knew about the couch, I’ve known for years
    Stranger: But the LAMP?!
    You: :O
    You: WELL YEAH
    You: You’ve had all these stupid bagels all these years!
    You: I had to make myself happy somehow!
    You: DAMN IT I DESERVE LOVE
    Stranger: I LOVE YOU!
    You: I LOVE YOU TOO
    You: Let’s end this fight once and for all
    You: For the kids sake. and for our marriage’s sake
    Stranger: For each other
    You: Yes
    You: Let’s go make up for all the years of lost love
    Stranger: I love you, Sarah <3
    You: I love you too Bruno <3
    You: I'm a rapedick one and for all
    Stranger: Good. I wouldn't have it any other way ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: Now take off your clothes so I can show you what it means to make love with a MAN instead of a lamp!
    You: Ooo you devil!
    Stranger: -Smacks your ass- Yeah, you like that
    You: I'm better then a stupid bagel right?
    Stranger: You always were
    You: And the milk? And the jockstrap?
    Stranger: All of it, you are the best I've ever had
    You: Good. Now lets get naked.
    You: xD Wow this went on for a really long time.
    Stranger: Yeah I'm surprised at how well it all came together lol
    Stranger: Well played XD
    You: Yes, very well played.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Heeey !
    Stranger: nigger plz!
    You: Amagawsh
    Stranger: Wagwannnnn ma bruddahhh!!
    You: Oooooh no you di-aint !
    Stranger: I did. i just typed it, its right above your previous comment
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    You: Bitch, imma whoop yo ass noa ! D:<
    Stranger: OMG
    You: Dun make me come ova dere !
    Stranger: Dont go dere bruddah!
    You: Ooooh I think i just did
    You: WHATCHU GON' DO?
    You: Yeaaah -does the negro dance-
    Stranger: Ima slap the taste out of ur mouth!
    You: Realleh? : |
    You: Oh then… i'm sorry.
    Stranger: Ye, thought so brother
    You: -Suprise whoopin'- HAH.
    You: Don't evah believe this fat black chick.
    Stranger: dats my sorta gal!
    You: Yaaah I bet chu like some junk in that trunk ;D
    Stranger: i like summit hold on to girlfriennddddd
    You: Boi, what language you speakin' ?!
    Stranger: bit ov everything brother
    You: Fine.
    Stranger: thought so.
    Stranger: bitch.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello,
    m, 21
    horny
    You: 18 f
    Stranger: where from?
    You: east cost
    You: usa
    You: u
    Stranger: canda
    Stranger: canada
    Stranger: horny?
    You: honrny love you long time
    You: lol
    Stranger: what?
    You: oh its a old saying
    You: meaning yes
    You: american thing
    Stranger: what do you look like?
    You: hmm
    You: I’d say sienna guillory but with blond hair and larget breast
    You: *larger
    Stranger: natural?
    You: of course!
    You: you
    You: big
    Stranger: no, pretty flat
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: my breasts
    You: you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: actually completely normal in terms of length, but i’m told quite a bit thicker
    You: I gtg, btw I am actually a dude and you should never trust anyone online you fucking perverted faggot.
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heya sl
    Stranger: asl
    You: YOU KNOW WHAT ANNOYS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?! :@
    You: GRRRR
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: i didnt know
    You: NO
    You: DO YOU?
    You: DO YOU KNOW?
    Stranger: yes yes i do
    You: IT PISSES ME OFFF SOOO MUCH
    Stranger: sorry
    Stranger: well are you a male or female?
    You: ARGH I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SMILE AT YOU
    You: ITSSOOO FUCKING ANNOYING
    You: I HATE IT
    You: AGH
    You: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE PISSES ME OFF ?
    Stranger: what?
    You: WHEN PEOPLE WINK AT YOU FOR O FCKING REASON
    You: I MEAN WTF ?
    Stranger: ouu
    Stranger: okay
    Stranger: are you a female or male?
    You: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE PISSES ME OFF EVEN MORE?
    Stranger: WHAT?
    You: WHEN PEOPLE FUCKIN CHEW GUM
    You: UGH
    You: WTF IS GUM FOR ANYWAYS
    You: WHATS THE POINTITS JUST THERE TO PISS ME OFFFFF
    You: AND THE THING THAT PISSES ME OFF THE MOST
    You: IS YOUR FACE
    Stranger: okay shut the fuck up and awnser my god damn question
    You: ITS LIKE SOOO
    You: URG
    Stranger: male or female?
    You: YOU JUST WANNA SLAP IT
    You: AND PUNCH IT
    You: AND STAB IT
    You: ANDARGH
    You: I JUST WANNA USE YOUR FACE AS A PUNCHBAG SOMETIMES
    You: ITS SOOOOOO ANNOYING
    You: GRRRR :@
    Stranger: me wtf you are soo fuckin annoying
    You: AND
    You: I HATE IT
    You: WHEN
    You: YOU
    You: PUT YOUR MAKE UP ON
    You: LIKE
    You: REALLY WEIRDLY
    You: LIKE
    You: EVERY NIGHT
    Stranger: i fuckin hate you you god damn man whore
    You: AT 6
    You: ITS LIKE
    You: EVERY UCKING NIGHT
    You: UGH
    Stranger: who is this
    You: IT JUST MAKES YOUR FCE MORE ANNOYING :@
    Stranger: who in the fuck are you
    You: im your cousins friend ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: hi
    Stranger: whos your cousin?
    You: not MY cousin asshole
    You: YOUR cousin
    You: well im actually friends with your cousins friend
    You: so i kno your cousin
    Stranger: who is it?
    You: and he jus told me about you
    You: he didnt tell me his name :/ i met him on facebook
    You: he just told me about you
    Stranger: then how do i know if its you and i dont have facbook
    You: i never said you had facebook
    You: i said your cousin does
    Stranger: then whats your name?
    You: charlie
    Stranger: last name?
    You: oh well that bit doesnt concern you ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: wjhats his name
    Stranger: wtf
    You: what
    You: i just told you
    You: he wouldnt tell me :/
    You: i know your cousins friend
    Stranger: wtf i dont know a Charlie
    You: thats how i know your cousin
    You: i know
    You: i never said you knew me
    You: i said I KNOW YOUR COUSIN
    Stranger: whats the cousins name?
    You: he. wouldnt. tell. me
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: okay then whats my name?
    You: he wouldnt tell me tht either
    You: he just told me to talk to you
    Stranger: about what?
    Stranger: what are we suppose to talk about?

    You: just.. stuff
    Stranger: like?
    You: stuff
    Stranger: like god damn it?
    You: wuuuut?
    Stranger: okay whats your last name?
    You: like i said, that doesnt concern you babe ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: babe?
    Stranger: okay go damn it tell me who you are this is fuckin creepin me how do you know i puts make up on at 6
    You: i told you, ive spoken to your cousin
    Stranger: wtf stalker
    Stranger: im callin the cops
    You: go ahead
    Stranger: i am
    Stranger: where do i live then
    You: aww how come you dont know where you live?
    You: memory loss huh ?
    Stranger: no i know i waan know if you know?
    Stranger: bye

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: we need to talk.
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: about what?
    You: i saw you cheating with the maid!
    You: I CANT believe you
    You: think about the kids..
    Stranger: the kids were watching too
    You: NO!!!!!!!
    You: they are scarred. scarred for life.
    You: do you think yoll have a future with that whore?
    Stranger: no it was just a fuck
    You: well. too bad.
    You: im leaving you.
    You: and my things are packed, and the kids are at my moms.
    Stranger: good your puss isnt any fun
    You: you werent good in bed ethier
    Stranger: ask your sister
    You: what?! my sister too?
    You: well. thats too bad. cause you should ask your best friend rob
    You: how i was
    Stranger: yea he said you were terrible
    You: PAH. you should have listened to him moaning for more
    Stranger: whatever makes you feel better
    You: hah.
    You: well.
    You: thats besides the point
    You: anyways
    You: have fun with the maid. oh and i get the house
    You: and full custoy you perv
    Stranger: fine with me
    Stranger: i dont want those fucking brats
    You: good, because robs moving in
    You: but you can have that painting of us on our honeymoon doing it
    You: in France
    Stranger: great
    You: i know you love it
    You: i see you in the room
    You: looking at it in your rocking chair.
    Stranger: while the maid blows me
    You: yeah, she might, until she dumps you for the next fat ass rich man
    Stranger: not worried
    Stranger: since im not fat
    Stranger: rich tho true
    You: ha. thats what you think. *about the fatness*
    You: WELL
    You: let me show you to the door *gesture toward door*
    Stranger: see ya bitch
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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey
    Stranger: sup
    You: not much.
    You: just woke up >.<
    Stranger: haha samee
    You: where you from?
    Stranger: usa
    Stranger: u?
    You: australia
    Stranger: ohh nicee
    Stranger: its 3 pm here lol what time is it there?
    You: 7:13am
    You: haha
    Stranger: haha oh wow you wake up earlyy
    Stranger: have school today?
    You: no, i'm too old for school. i have work though. but.. that's not for another three hours… =/
    Stranger: ohh nicee
    You: how old are you?
    Stranger: 13
    Stranger: u?
    You: 18
    Stranger: oh nice
    You: 13 and you know how to use omegle?!
    You: omg
    You: wow
    You: smart lil cookie
    You: xD
    Stranger: haha yeah
    Stranger: ive been using the computer since i was 6
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: i kno everything about the internet lmfao
    You: whoaaa
    You: kids these days!
    Stranger: lol yeah thats what things are like in america ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: it's illegal to use the computer here before the age of 16
    Stranger: OMG are you serious!!??
    You: yeah…
    You: get massive fines hey!
    You: and if you repeat offense…
    You: juvi man.
    Stranger: OMG
    Stranger: that sucks!!
    You: serious stuff aye
    Stranger: lol yeah!! here you can buy one and thats it.. like no one checks to see if your using it.. like we have a huge computer lab at my school
    You: omg
    You: that's insane!!!!!
    Stranger: lol for you it is ๐Ÿ˜› and here we have stores where you can walk inside and use the computers and do whatever you want
    You: :O
    You: little kids too???
    Stranger: yeah! they dont care lol
    You: :O
    You: that is soooooooooo illegal here!
    You: you have to have ID to go into those shops.
    Stranger: hahaha
    Stranger: so do you have a king and queen or president or what
    You: We have a King.
    You: King Swivel
    Stranger: ohh nicee.. here we have a president.. and hes BLACK! ๐Ÿ˜€ lmfao first black president ever.. Obama ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: wow!
    You: cool!
    Stranger: lol yupp
    You: our kings white?
    Stranger: lol nicee
    You: i was in a parade for the king once!
    Stranger: oh thats cool
    Stranger: so have you ever heard of youtube?
    You: what's that?
    Stranger: its a website.. REALLY popular here.. like REALLY popular.. you upload videos to it about whatever and yeah
    You: like a video file share?
    Stranger: kind of.. go to it its youtube.com
    You: fucks sake, that is completely illegal here now!!!
    You: that kinda thing.
    You: 2007 King Swivel made the law
    Stranger: really?
    You: yeah ):
    You: internet is so boring now.
    Stranger: oh wow… we can go on whatever we want lol
    You: your president should hang out with our king..
    Stranger: hahaha yes!!
    You: maybe he could loosen him up a bit.
    You: lol
    You: ):
    Stranger: lol yeahh
    Stranger: but you guys know what facebook is, right?
    You: ummm…
    You: yeah I think..
    You: you have to be 21 or older to use it.
    You: So yeah.
    Stranger: holy-
    Stranger: omg i have one! haha like everyone has one ;P
    You: far out..
    You: I'm getting one on my 21st birthday xD
    You: hehehe
    You: Mum said I can!
    Stranger: lol nicee
    You: yeah, so excited!!!
    Stranger: yepp ๐Ÿ™‚ its really funnn
    You: cool!
    You: so do you guys have parades for your president?
    You: we have one tomorrow!!!! xD
    Stranger: umm no not reallyy.. we just have parades for special holidays like thanksgiving and here we have a holiday called the 4th of July. its when america got its independence to be free
    Stranger: and yeah
    You: oh okay
    Stranger: lol yeah'
    You: yeah, we have ones like that.
    Stranger: yeah i love them
    You: but tomorrow is Nude Parade.
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    Stranger: loll
    Stranger: is that when you get nude
    You: it's to celebrate the sexuality of all the human race..
    You: well..
    Stranger: ohh nicee
    You: kinda
    Stranger: lol thats cool
    You: woman have to wear panties.
    You: but that's all.
    Stranger: ohh lol nicee
    You: and yeah.. King Swivel comes to our town..
    You: and he does a speech and stuff
    Stranger: nicee
    You: and all the kids get days off school
    You: xD
    Stranger: hahaha luckkyy!! here we have this testing called S.A.T's and yeah.. we have them all this week
    Stranger: :[
    You: what's that?
    You: Sexual Acts Together?
    Stranger: nooo
    Stranger: its like
    Stranger: the teachers pass out a booklet and you read a story and answer questions about it
    Stranger: a short story
    You: oh wow!
    You: sounds so magical
    Stranger: and then theres reading math and science
    Stranger: testings
    Stranger: lol yeah
    Stranger: but it sucks
    You: is Sucks a good thing there for you?
    Stranger: nope.. it means its not good
    Stranger: lol
    You: When we say sucks, it's really good…
    Stranger: nicee
    You: so you'll be like, "OMG! This icecream sundae SUCKS!" ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: and yeah.
    You: All my friends say I suck xD
    Stranger: hahahha
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: Anyway..
    You: I have to go collect the eggs from my Kangaroo now..
    Stranger: umm do they even lay eggs?
    You: pfft! yes!
    You: They suck!!! ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: byeeee
    Stranger: lol byee
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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I can give you a tuturial on how to have amazing self love…
    Stranger: If you like.
    Stranger: Are we talking metaphysical or what?
    You: Firstly, two questions: 1. Male or Female? 2. Age?
    Stranger: Female, 19
    You: Excellent. Let’s begin.
    Stranger: Ook
    You: The morning is an excellent time for self love..
    You: your body is refreshed, renewed and relaxed..
    Stranger: It is night time here.
    You: Take both your arms…
    You: and wrap them around your shoulders, hug yourself and say reassuring things, such as: “You are a good person!” and “You are more than enough!”
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: I do that every night
    You: When you become comfortable reaching yourself in such a deep way, you may go deeper…
    You: Rub one arm with the hand of your other arm..
    Stranger: Not too deep I hope.
    You: Take things slow.. there’s no need to rush it…..
    Stranger: This sounds a bit weird.
    You: Keep rubbing… whisper things like: “You’re very pretty!” and “I am a happy person.”
    You: Soon you will get sweet little tingles through your body.
    You: Don’t be afraid.
    Stranger: Oh my god, I’m dying
    You: Relax. I can understand you’ve never had self love before.
    You: We’re going to approach this gently…
    You: yet in a firm manner.
    Stranger: You’re right, I don’t love myself enough
    Stranger: Can I eat chocolate whilst I do this?
    You: Yes, once your pupils have dialated.. now is the time to consume chocolate..
    You: feel free to eat excess amounts.
    Stranger: What about whiskey, can I have that too?
    You: It’s excellent to hide behind a tyre of weight around your waist.
    Stranger: Its Southern Comfort, that’s self-loving right?
    You: Save that for a little later. We’re only on step five.
    Stranger: Oh ok.
    Stranger: But i don’t think I can love myself unless I’m drunk
    Stranger: I mean… srsly.
    Stranger: I’m gonna need the old goggles
    You: Here’s what you have to do..
    You: Pour eight shot glasses of southern comfort…
    You: line them up on the kitchen bench..
    Stranger: Ok..
    You: have a trusted friend film this on a video camera..
    You: you will want such a momentous occasion recorded, for later viewing..
    Stranger: Aw, this better not be two girls one cup-esq
    Stranger: otherwise I’m done.
    You: I don’t know what that is.. but relax…
    You: you’re spoiling your aura.
    Stranger: Does it have a colour?
    You: Start at the beginning of the line..
    Stranger: My aura
    Stranger: Ok, ok
    You: Mustard Poo Colour.
    Stranger: Sexy.
    You: For each shot glass of whiskey you take, you must say three things you’d love to be in yourself…
    Stranger: I can do that
    You: For example: “Kidney…” “Heart…” “Lung…”
    You: Repeat this for the whole eight shots…
    Stranger: I’d love to be a rib
    Stranger: I’d love to be a ventricle.
    Stranger: I’d love to be a skin cell
    Stranger: I’d love to be a lung
    You: by the end, you will have succefully accessed your inner body and will be able to instruct yourself towards greater self love.
    Stranger: I love myself already
    Stranger: I’m so mushy and warm
    You: Congratulations…. please take your fingers from your pussy.
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    You: i know you
    Stranger: Okay you think that
    You: I do.
    Stranger: whats my name
    You: I knew I would find you.
    You: You never told me in the past life.
    Stranger: Yeah okay
    Stranger: whats my name?
    You: You refused to tell me. So I don’t know.
    Stranger: Sure, ill give you a hint, it starts with a L
    You: Was is Lauren?
    Stranger: Yes…
    You: I knew it.
    You: and you doubted me.
    Stranger: who is this then?
    You: Adam duh
    Stranger: adam who?
    You: yes
    Stranger: Adam….?
    You: Adam Who is my name
    Stranger: Okay then
    You: What are you doing Lauren?
    Stranger: Nothing. hbu
    You: Burying the body
    Stranger: okayyy?
    You: My dog skippy died.
    Stranger: ohh im sorry
    You: No, don’t be. He deserved what he got.
    Stranger: why?
    You: He wouldn’t listen.
    Stranger: so you killed him
    You: No, my dad did.
    Stranger: oh okay
    You: I could never kill skippy. I love him.
    Stranger: But you said he deserved it
    You: He did.
    Stranger: but you love him
    You: Correct.
    Stranger: well arent you sad
    You: No. Guys don’t get sad, we get even.
    You: The father is going down.
    Stranger: What!?
    You: He will learn his lesson.
    Stranger: what do you mean
    You: I can’t go into details. You might get in trouble.
    Stranger: i might? why?
    You: The cops could trace this back to you and say you didn’t try to warn my dad.
    Stranger: i dont know your dad
    You: But you really do.
    You: He told me about you.
    Stranger: I DONT know you. you DONT know me. your just a kid who is bored and has no life other than this. Me? im just bored. i met a realllyyy great guy on here. and hes NOT fake. unlike you.
    You: He’s not. How do you know that he wasn’t me?
    Stranger: Whats your real name
    You: Adam Who
    Stranger: then no its not you
    You: Well i lie.
    Stranger: i can telll. but i email him. and i have his facebook. hes not you.
    You: Get a life! LMFAO
    You have disconnected.

  • You: Sally, we need to talk. I think we need to give each other some space. It’s not you, it’s me. I just don’t see us working out anymore. I’m sorry.
    Stranger: Oh so that’s how it’s gonna be Charles?
    You: I’m sorry. I’ve met another woman.
    You: Nothing happened, yet.
    You: I wanted to clear it up with you before anything got serious.
    Stranger: After everything we’ve been through….and the kids, Charles!
    You: The kids will never have to know.
    Stranger: How will they not know if their fathe isn’t in their life. Word spreads fast, there’s 13 of them…
    You: We will send all 13 of them to the moon.
    You: They will never find out about us.
    Stranger: You know what happened last time when we tried that with your mother…space travel doesn’t answer everything Charles!!
    You: Then what do you suppose we do?
    You: Oh, Sally. They can’t find out.
    Stranger: In the words of our children Charles, I mustsay that you trippin, fool.
    You: Oh, Sally!! How I wish that everything was simpler.
    Stranger: Me too
    You: Remember those days when when we would hang out with Hannibal Lector and Johnny Walker? Those were good, simple times.
    Stranger: And we were in love…oh charles…
    You: Oh Sally, What happened to us?
    Stranger: I don’t know…I just,I wish I knew
    You: Well, goodbye forever, Sally, my first love. My only love.
    Stranger: Goodbye Charles. Goodbye.

  • Stranger: are u there?
    You: yes i am’
    Stranger: so please answer?
    You: i think the boy, sounds like a sweet shy guy. the one most people would be curious about.
    You: i think this guy should grow some balls, & begin to live life like he should.
    You: without any fears.
    You: in class, he could try actually raising his hand, as long as theres an answer its fine.
    Stranger: wouldn’t u like to know who story is this?
    You: & try talking to some chicks. because im getting this weird vibe that youve never been laid, or havent been in a long time.
    You: may i guess, yours?
    Stranger: ya , it’s mine
    You: why do you not have any confidence ?
    Stranger: i don’t know..
    Stranger: may be i am not good in fluent english or
    Stranger: well, where are u from?dear..
    You: Canada. Where exactly are you from ?
    Stranger: india.
    Stranger: well, how’s the story?
    You: kinda depressing.
    Stranger: hmm
    You: so your male, & have no confidence what so ever ?
    Stranger: ya.
    Stranger: u r?
    You: Female with a major self esteem.
    Stranger: it’s gr8.
    Stranger: can u transfer some of it to me?
    You: i suppose. do you like mail ?
    Stranger: ya,,
    Stranger: or perhaps by e-mail.
    You: yes. e-mail could work.
    You: but what if bobby tried to interfer ?
    You: always putting his cock in places it doesnt belong/.
    Stranger: what i doesn’t understand that?
    You: Youve never met bobby & his gang of interlectual midget robot warriors?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: can u wait for some time..
    You: i suppose.
    You: but hurry, bobby doesnt like it when i have friends
    Stranger: i have to go to toilet..
    You: he’ll get the wrong idea & rape me with a stake knife again/
    Stranger: just coming..
    You: okay..
    You: dont you mean cuming ?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: nooo
    You: ohh, i almost caught you :O
    Stranger: what..
    You: pourqui ?
    Stranger: please use simple words?
    Stranger: what it means:pourqui
    You: why in french.
    Stranger: be in english.
    You: Pourqui Mousier ? ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: ..
    You: OMG
    You: BATMA N
    You: HES EVERYWHERE.
    You: WHY JOKER WHY ?
    You: FUCK , ALL I DID WAS SPIN HIS TIRE.
    You: WHYYY ?
    Stranger: what are u doing?
    You: im raping your english teacher.
    You: :O FRICKING RACIST !
    You: YOU JUST HATE ME BECAUSE IM CANADIAN.
    You: I HAVE A BIG, GOLDEN DICK./
    You: SUCK IT WITH YOUR DIRTY MOUTH.
    You: TAKE IT HOE.
    Stranger: well
    You: then.
    You: im sorry
    You: i never meant it, if you leave
    You: ill be nothing.
    You: abra cadabra, im nothing without you.
    You: together, we can raise snakes. & they will breed retarded pigs.
    Stranger: nice
    You: & we will sell them at the market. & because rich like hugh heffner.
    You: please?
    You: that relationship with the swing, it was nothing.
    You: i only sat down once.
    Stranger: u r good in thinking..
    You: i suppose my thinking is fast.
    You: but if you think much slower, ideas come to mind.
    You: im enjoying the fact that your the first guy that hasnt left, since i have a dick & all.
    You: .. barney is your friend. just to let you know.
    You: he was always there for you when you were younger, & he will be here for you now.
    Stranger: nice
    Stranger: well,..
    Stranger: it’s good to see ur support.
    You: im always here for you.
    You: like the bra you stuff at night for a job on the streets friend.
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: HI WHO ARE YOU
    Stranger: your father
    You: OMG, DAD! I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO ON THE INTERNET
    You: YOU’LL HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK, GAWD
    Stranger: But all the hot girls on here
    Stranger: damn
    You: I’M TELLING MOM
    Stranger: Your mom doesn’t give a shit
    Stranger: she wants to find a girl for a 3way
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: EW DAD YOU’RE SO DISGUSTING. I’M LEAVING.
    Stranger: bya kiddo
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: I killed Jupiter’s Chuck Norris.
    Stranger: impossible. no chuck norris can ever be killed
    You: This one was a weak Chuck Norris.
    Stranger: hmm very hard to beleive. only chuck norris can kill chuck norris
    You: I am Jupiters Chuck Norris twin. We have the same dna.
    Stranger: oh it makes so much more sense now
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • Stranger: hey
    You: bruno!
    You: you son of a bitch!
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: thanks to you our children are dead!!!!
    Stranger: YOU SAID YOU LOVED ME
    You: I never said I loved you!
    Stranger: YOU DID
    Stranger: YOU DID
    Stranger: 3 TIMES
    You: I thought I made it explicit at the outset of our relationship that I was just using you.
    You: I said I loved your body….
    Stranger: but but but
    You: and i
    You: m not sure if I mean that any more.
    Stranger: i know i let myself go a bit, but i can get back into shape?!
    Stranger: LOVE ME
    You: i mean, for god’s sake, you had killer abs 10 years ago. now you have a beer gut.
    You: fine…i’ll level with you.
    You: i’m gay. i can never love you.
    Stranger: but but
    You: unless you lose the balls and grow some boobs
    Stranger: i’m gay too!
    Stranger: WAIT
    Stranger: I HAVE BOOBS!!
    Stranger: this can work man,
    You: correction. they’re manoobs.
    You: fat, greasy sweaty manoobs covered in hair.
    You: so lose the balls and shave and then maybe we’ll talk.
    Stranger: but i have a vagina D:
    You: so now you’re a hermaphrodite?!
    Stranger: I TOLD YOU THAT 5 YEARS AGO
    You: you know what else is hermaprhoditic?
    Stranger: i KNEW you never listened to me!!!!
    You: worms. and you are nothing but a snivelling, disgusting worm.
    You: I never listen to you?!?!?!?!
    You: you never listen to me!!!!
    You: i told you to use a condom!!!!!
    You: and now, here we are, with three kids.
    You: well, we had three kids.
    You: they’re dead now.
    Stranger: I WAS HUNGRY OK
    You: hahahahaha
    Stranger: YOU DONT LET ME OUT OF THE HOUSE
    Stranger: I HAD TO EAT SOMTHING
    You: that’s hilarious!!!!!!
    You: i thought you said you were a vegan.
    You: so you’re a worm, a hermaphroditte, and a hypocrite.
    Stranger: i’m whatever the hell i want to be
    You: you’re really not endearing yourself here, bruno.
    You: *swoons* that’s the assertive dominant man/woman/hermaphrodite i fell for.
    Stranger: well… yes. exactly.
    You: let’s make beautiful babies together you stud
    Stranger: *leaves, taking the remains of the children with her/him/it*

  • You: Mhmm. I’m from Washington state. Where you from?
    Stranger: a gay place im sure you’ve heard of
    Stranger: Canada
    You: Hahah. I seeee.
    You: I wanna go to Canada
    You: Never been there
    Stranger: its kinda boring
    You: It’s all good lol
    Stranger: hahahaha
    You: canada is like 2 hours away from me
    You: k three
    You: or four
    You: or maybe six
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: i like how the number just increases
    You: we’re in an argument
    Stranger: lol
    You: yeah we cant make a decision
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: tell me about yourself
    You: well i like to go out and have a good time and she is more reserved
    Stranger: whos “she”
    You: me?
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: then whos the “i” in that sentence?
    You: i is me
    Stranger: so
    Stranger: you’re the
    Stranger: i
    Stranger: and
    Stranger: the
    Stranger: she
    Stranger: ?
    You: basically, but she doesnt like to talk much
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: confusinggg
    You: yeah it depends
    Stranger: lol
    You: what about you and him
    Stranger: i like to play soccer,and just chill with friends
    Stranger: i like bike rides to random places to the point im lost
    Stranger: and have to find my way home
    Stranger: i like to cause trouble
    You: i see..send us a picture ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: dont have one
    You: wow…you are unamerican

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    Stranger: asl?
    You: the green llamas are coming to eat your toes
    You: better wear your flip flops XD
    Stranger: Ok. And I’ll buy some shields.
    You: good
    Stranger: How r u?
    You: i am good
    You: very overtired ๐Ÿ˜›
    You: u?
    Stranger: Not bad. Just got back from jogging. Refreshed.
    You: cool
    Stranger: where u at?
    You: canada
    Stranger: Cool
    You: where the polar bears roam ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: I can c that.
    Stranger: Gotcha.
    Stranger: I’m ur neighbor.
    You: oh no
    You: :O
    Stranger: lol
    You: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: Down let’s say how many miles.
    Stranger: Uncle Sam is calling.
    You: i’m coming uncle sam!
    Stranger: Wonderful.
    Stranger: Close?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

  • ou’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: HAI
    You: okai
    You: sup
    You: homie
    Stranger: HAI
    You: HAI
    Stranger: DU U HAZ BOOBIEZ?
    You: all the time
    Stranger: WOT
    Stranger: O
    You: O.O
    You: do you ?
    Stranger: YAH SOMETIMZ
    You: ooh
    You: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: mmmm
    Stranger: IZ U A BOI?
    You: no
    Stranger: OR A LADAY
    You: lady
    Stranger: WOOOAH IM A BOI
    Stranger: HOW WEERDZ THUT?
    You: not weird at all
    You: im pretty sure you want some pics
    You: dont you/
    You: ?
    Stranger: i would actually but it is quite rude to ask outright
    You: nah its alright
    You: here
    You: http://tinyurl.com/4kbhy
    Stranger: and i cant be sure they are you but i shall take a gander
    You: i hope you like tub girl
    Stranger: hahahaha im a /b/tard u cant gross me out

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: YOUR LATE
    Stranger: Am I ?
    You: yes
    You: you said you’d be on time
    Stranger: I Apologiz…
    You: how many times have I told you about this
    You: I forgive you.
    You: You got the boxes?
    Stranger: Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I Do..
    You: I’m gonna need those boxes.
    Stranger: Right..
    You: They contain ultra spy info I need by tuesday.
    Stranger: rRight.Ill ake sure And get Them to You By Tuesday..
    You: Thanks. Make sure theres no frogs in them this time.
    Stranger: Haha Yeah sorry about that last time..
    You: I couldn’t belive my eyes when I opened that box. That frog spewed right in my eye.
    Stranger: Realy :O
    Stranger: Sorry …
    Stranger: Wont happen again..
    You: I had to get some eyedrops. Then I met a man named carl and he lent me a tissue and everything was fine.
    Stranger: Carl..?
    You: Carl the gorilla man
    Stranger: I know Him Well ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: He’s a reasonable man, a bit tall but whatever.
    Stranger: Yeah I know..Its odd..
    You: He always turns up when you least expect it
    Stranger: I know..
    Stranger: Hes sneaky Like That Man From mr Deed.s
    You: Yeah…he scares me a bit. I fear him. And his pet hyena.
    Stranger: His Pet hyena Is Very Frightful..
    You: It bit me once. I had to be badgaed up and I looked like a zombie mummy type thing.
    Stranger: Oh Sounds Bad..
    You: Oh it was. I’ll never forget that day.
    Stranger: I’ll Never forget The Day I Met Carl..
    You: Me neither. He turned up in a red lorry the first time I saw him. Then we drove off into the sunset while eating peanut butter on toast.
    Stranger: Yes..He Alwyas talks About Peanut Butter ?
    You: I think he has a fetish for it.
    Stranger: He also Has a Foot fetish I belive..
    You: Yes…he’s strange like that.
    You: Soooooo….I have to go and water my turtle now…but it has been a pleasure speaking to you …person.
    Stranger: It has also Been a leasuer Speaking to You ..Person..
    You: Say hi to carl for me.
    Stranger: I must Go meet Carl ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I Shall..
    You: Lol see ya.
    Stranger: Byee :L
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: oo , hello
    Stranger: Hello
    You: sing me a song
    Stranger: Ok
    Stranger: I’ll do my best.
    You: im sure you will
    Stranger: Do do do do. Do do do do doo. do do do dodododo dododo. It’s the final countdown!
    You: wow , i think i’m in love
    You: care to rap for me too ?
    Stranger: Hmmmmm
    Stranger: Money in the bank? Show them what you drank?
    Stranger: I don’t know hahaha
    You: HAHAHA ! WOW ! you are my new bestfriend
    You: we should totally start a choir together
    You: we’ll be known as “stranger and friend”
    You: we’ll be famous
    Stranger: Hahah
    Stranger: Stranger n’ You
    You: oh i see how it is , am i not you’re friend anymore ?
    You: you wanna make a girl cry ?
    You: how cruel ….
    Stranger: HAHA I am a girl!
    You: ROOOOOOOOOOOOFL !
    You: well just to settle a scrore , i am a big black man. my name is sara (:
    Stranger: HA
    You: do you believe me ?
    Stranger: A big black man named Sara? Sure!
    You: good. because that was a trick question
    Stranger: Haha
    You: if you said you didn;t believe me i’d have to tell you about my other friend who is arabian and named deryll
    You: she is a girl
    You: hairy , but still a girl
    Stranger: XD oh man
    Stranger: Name’s Dave. I like sweater vests.
    You: wow , sweater vests huh ? well i guess it doesn’t matter seeing as how i’ll be taking that off once we get married
    You: not before , for i am cristian
    Stranger: Oh believe me. You’ll want it off before you even know what I look like
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: i seeeeee , you have a mustache then , huh ? mustaches are cool. on both girls and guys
    You: girls especially
    Stranger: I happen to be a ‘stache collector thanks!
    You: aha , so you be growing one down there too ? please dont try to out do me
    Stranger: I was Mr. Stache 2009, you don’t even know!
    Stranger: I had a shirt that said ‘Vote for Dave’
    You: oh dear , you’re making sara go crazy ! tell me more about “mr.stache2009 ?”
    You: is there a mrs. stache ?
    You: hopefully not
    Stranger: There is not a Mrs. Stache ;]
    Stranger: YET.
    You: good , or else i’d have to kill her
    Stranger: Hahahaha with your black magic
    You: of course ! with a wand of chicken , no doubt
    You: they poke fun at us at first , but once that chicken stick comes around , thats when they get on their knees and BEG for forgiveness
    Stranger: And a watermelon mace?
    You: DEFINITELY ! without it , we’d have nothing to sing about
    You: it’s all about the watermelon
    Stranger: Hahaha and do you bleed kool-aid?
    You: actually , it’s purple stuff , we don’t refer to it in any other way
    You: if you do , then you are out of the blackman group
    Stranger: Ahh
    Stranger: Hey now. Don’t be doin’ Dave like that
    You: don’t worry dave , you’re sweater vest will always be there for you in you’re time of need
    You: for now , i must depart to go save some chick who got stuck underneathe a truck
    You: good day dave
    Stranger: Oh shi– Nice talking to you Sara!
    Stranger: We’ll always have our love, right?
    You: of course !
    You: dave will be embroided on my arm forever
    You: next to that chicken sticker
    Stranger: Sara will be bedazzled on my bum
    You: good to know kind omeglian (:
    You have disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: im 21 m india u?
    You: 49 PAKISTAN
    Stranger: m/f
    You: MF

  • You: did you?

    Stranger: i didnt =[

    You: thats not cool

    Stranger: i know

    Stranger: my bad =[

    You: i paid u

    You: wheres my shit

    Stranger: i couldnt bring myself round to disposing of the body

    Stranger: Its in the trunk…

    You: fuck the body , wheres the stuff at, the jamaican stuff

    Stranger: Ohhh

    Stranger: I got that in my ass, i stuck it there for safe keeping

    You: the whole pound?

    You: wow

    Stranger: all of it

    You: get it out then

    Stranger: took me a while and 2 bottles of lube, but i got it

    Stranger: i dont know if i can =\

    You: dont make me get my razor

    Stranger: i think its stuck up there

    You: igor, bring the razor

    Stranger: No ! nonono

    Stranger: i’ll find a way!

    You: shut the door, lock it

    Stranger: noooooooooooooooo

    You: grab him

    Stranger: I wont go out without a fight!

    You: i think ur a little outnumbered here

    Stranger: i dont care, i’ll take you both on!

    Stranger: even if i have to die, thats how betty would want me to do, be the hero i knew i always was

    You: who said it only us 2? *whistles, 4 buff russian guys step out of the neighboring room.

    Stranger: Argh!

    Stranger: So this is it huh

    Stranger: this is how it finally ends

    You: open the razor

    Stranger: Ah no! my get back, ive got a gun

    You: its useless,

    You: dont even try

    You: this is the mafia, boy, you fucked with the wrong guys

    Stranger: I must! *takes down one of the thugs* I got more where that came from fat tony

    You: who u callin tony? the italians are kindergarden compared to us

    Stranger: Argh your not the italians? then who the fuck are you?!

    You: 2 guys grab you, tie u up, on to a table

    You: tape ur mouth

    Stranger: Mmmmmmmmm no! you cant do this

    You: pull down ur pants, and put on a rubber glove…..

    You: cut u open, and get the stuff

    Stranger: Argh NO what are you doing! you cant get away with this!

    You: a bag of M&Ms

  • Stranger: Hello
    You: you always dress in yellow, when ya wanna dress in gold!
    Stranger: What do you have to say to me?
    Stranger: I don’t know that one…
    You: meh its a good song lyric…
    Stranger: Which band?
    You: lmfao hilary duff
    Stranger: oh for fuck sake
    Stranger: go die.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: STOP HITTING ME!!!
    Stranger: No!
    Stranger: *Hits you*
    You: FUCK PLEASE QUIT
    Stranger: *grabs your wrists and punches you*
    Stranger: stop hitting yourself!
    You: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO
    You: I DIDN’T DO IT
    You: HE SEDUCED ME
    Stranger: Alright, I believe you.
    Stranger: *Stops hitting you*
    Stranger: I’m sorry.
    You: ok..
    You: so do you still love me..
    You: baby look at me..
    You: i’m sorry..
    Stranger: Yeah.
    Stranger: I still love you.
    You: good.
    You: i promise, this wont happen again
    Stranger: I believe you.
    You: k..

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: i like dogs
    Stranger: if you know what i mean…?
    You: i like sex with dogs
    You: we talking bout the same thing?
    Stranger: oh cool
    Stranger: yes indeed
    You: your awesome
    Stranger: you’re sick
    You: dont lie, you feel the same way
    You: we could double team my dog
    Stranger: well… actually i don’t
    You: you up for that?
    Stranger: i like them as friends
    You: it’s okay she doesn’t bite…much
    Stranger: okay then
    Stranger: are you being serious?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    You: yea, she really knows how to work that tongue of hers
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: you are sick
    You: its natural
    Stranger: no it’s not
    Stranger: it’s rape
    You: she’s never said no
    Stranger: it’s cause she can’t tal
    You: im a dog whisperer
    Stranger: i don’t believe that
    You: your just jealous
    You: what me and my bitch have is real!!
    Stranger: it isn’t!
    Stranger: you may think so now…
    Stranger: bu soon she will leave you for a handsome dalmatian!
    You: i am so disguisted with you, how dare you say things like that. she loves me!!!
    Stranger: no!
    Stranger: it’s not real love!
    You: im getting paranoid now, im goin to have to keep her in her cage from now on
    Stranger: for your own good, stop it!
    You: you stop it
    Stranger: i am doing this for your own good!
    You: i know what this is, you’ve seen my dog in the park and want her for yourself
    You: well its not going to happen okay
    You: i understand that you will have feeling, as she is very attractive but you should know better than to try get someone when they are taken
    Stranger: …
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: i feel bad for u
    Stranger: and for her
    You: its you i feel bad for
    Stranger: t.t.t.
    You: m.m.m

  • Obviously my name wasn’t Dean but this was funny :).
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: dean ?
    You: Oh my god
    You: how did you know?
    Stranger: um i needed to talk to you..
    You: me 2 baby
    Stranger: you like always go on here lol its jemma.
    You: hey jemma
    Stranger: um i think you should know something..
    You: please do
    Stranger: i hooked up with rob..
    Stranger: im sorryy
    You: again?
    You: fuck bitch that the third time this week
    Stranger: whats thaatt meant to mean ?!:
    Stranger: ive never done that before.
    You: you need to dumb that nigguh and get a real man
    You: like me
    Stranger: third time this week ? :s
    You: yeah
    You: you gota stop getting high all the time
    You: its affecting ur memory
    Stranger: what have i done threee times this week..
    You: me for one
    You: and hooked up with rob and broken up with him
    Stranger: i was never with him!
    You: you were HIGH
    Stranger: no i wasnttt i
    Stranger: i only hooked up with him
    You: you were doin shrooms
    You: you dont remeber?
    Stranger: wtf no?
    Stranger: i was drunk maybe
    Stranger: but i wasnt highh
    You: yeah u seemed drunk
    You: then u ate the shrooms
    You: and then u didnt seem to care about what was going on at all
    Stranger: you werent even there :s!
    Stranger: how would you know.
    You: SEE HOW DRUNK/HIGH YOU WERE?
    You: seriously im worried about you babe
    You: why dont u come over and we will talk about it
    Stranger: i wasnt high!
    You: i have you on tape
    Stranger: but okaay.. is rob in ?
    Stranger: no you dont you werent even in town!
    You: trust me
    Stranger: is rob in your diorm ?
    You: i was there
    You: yes.
    Stranger: oh. um okay
    Stranger: welll if you were there.. y didnt you stop me!
    You: cause u were going down on me
    You: i liked it
    You: common
    You: just come to toronto
    You: we can fuck and ull forget all about this
    Stranger: rob told me i slept with him ?
    You: common just one stanley steamer and ull feel all better
    You: i know i will
    Stranger: stop being fucking weird!
    Stranger: you know i didn t get high
    You: but I love you babe
    You: i wana be with you night and day
    Stranger: whateverr your not dean are ya
    You: i might be usin
    You: 12 pounds of cocaine
    Stranger: wtf? !
    You: i got a deal
    You: and my mom was gona throw it out
    You: so i took it all at once
    You: call me an ambulance i think im gona die
    Stranger: omg ๐Ÿ˜
    Stranger: you idiot.
    You: im sorry babe
    You: just get over here give me a quicky and call the ambulance
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey 18 m usa horny;) phonesex?
    You: heyy ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: asl?
    You: 1234567890 shemale somewhere over the rainbow
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: DARTHVADER?!?! is it you?
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: no^^
    You: BATMAN?!?! is it you?
    Stranger: no
    You: ROBBIN?!?! is it you?
    Stranger: no
    You: HARRY POTTER?!?! is it you?
    Stranger: no
    You: Oh well who are you then?
    Stranger: im god.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: hello banananananana
    Stranger: dรผn gece resmini รถptรผmde yattฤฑm
    You: i dont speak bananish
    Stranger: do u like banan
    Stranger: a
    Stranger: i can give it to u
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: LOL
    You: no
    You: go back to banana land
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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: ohn?
    You: john?
    Stranger: yes
    You: we have to go
    You: he knows
    Stranger: how have you been dave
    Stranger: wha..
    Stranger: but how
    You: i dont know
    You: he knows
    You: we have to go now
    Stranger: shit
    Stranger: I AINT RUNNING
    You: wtf… he will kill you
    Stranger: this is the place where i fought for
    Stranger: where my tears and blood were shed
    Stranger: i will NOT leave
    You: look nows no time for bull shit
    You: we HAVE to
    Stranger: look
    Stranger: listen to me
    Stranger: what have we been doing so far
    You: weve been on the run
    You: and its guna stay that way if you want to live
    You: now come on
    Stranger: no god dammit
    Stranger: listen
    Stranger: this is the place we can finalyl call a home
    Stranger: the place weve been looking for
    Stranger: you gunna let that slip by?
    Stranger: you gunna get this place go?
    You: i dont know john…
    You: why did you do it in the first place
    Stranger: god DAMMIT man
    You: its all your fault
    Stranger: i had to
    You: i hate living like this
    Stranger: for our future
    Stranger: you know as well as i do, we couldnt have kept living like that
    You: i cant take this anymore… your right i dont want to let this slip by
    You: *pulls out gun*
    You: im sorry
    You: im turning you in
    Stranger: wha..
    Stranger: you…
    Stranger: why
    Stranger: after all we’ve been through
    Stranger: why
    You: john… im sorry
    You: i just
    You: im so confused
    Stranger: we are brothers
    You: you want to fight a losing battle
    Stranger: we’ve been through everything together
    You: i cant do that
    You: i know
    You: goddammit
    You: i know
    Stranger: GOD DAMMIT MAN
    Stranger: ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE A LIFE OF FEAR
    Stranger: OR LIVE A LIFE WORTH DYING FOR
    You: fine
    You: john tell me how
    You: how can we defeat him
    You: after what you did hes more powerful than ever
    Stranger: we do it the only way we know how
    You: i cant
    You: i cant do that
    You: i vowed after that day back at the brook
    You: never again
    Stranger: god dammit man
    Stranger: we have to
    Stranger: one last time
    You: but
    Stranger: for our freedom
    Stranger: for our lost comrades
    You: freedom…
    You: i dont even know what that is
    You: it seems so far away
    You: an unreachable place
    Stranger: we almost have it in our grasps
    Stranger: just keep looking
    You: ok john im with you
    You: lets do this
    Stranger: alright
    You: if we die … we die as matyrs
    Stranger: if we die
    Stranger: we died fighting for freedom
    You: yes…. for freedom
    Stranger: now then
    Stranger: dave tresbenskin
    Stranger: lets do it..
    You: *pulls out gun*
    You: yeeeeeeeeah
    Stranger: *pulls out giant stick*
    You: wtf john…
    You: your not going all samurai on me are you
    Stranger: dammit man
    Stranger: dont you remember this stick
    Stranger: it’s the one la’mar had
    You: wha….
    You: how did you get it
    Stranger: he gave it to me
    You: but
    You: you never told me
    You: why
    Stranger: i couldnt..
    Stranger: he told me not to
    You: but im your brother
    Stranger: i knew it was going to be too hard for you
    Stranger: we had to run that day
    Stranger: if i’d have shown it to you
    Stranger: you wouldnt have wanted to
    You: fuck,,, i cant believe it…. all this time
    You: you had the answer to our problems
    You: all this time
    You: AND YOU DID NOTHING
    Stranger: I COULDN’T
    Stranger: I SWORE TO HIM
    Stranger: ON HIS LAST BREATH
    Stranger: HE MADE IT SWEAR IT
    You: well he died,…. and since then its us thats had to run
    You: look over our shoulder
    You: you could have stopped all that
    You: i couldve been happy
    You: we could have been happy
    Stranger: god..dammit
    Stranger: i..
    Stranger: i..couldnt
    You: couldnt or wouldnt
    Stranger: i..
    You: what
    You: SPIT IT OUT MAN
    You: WHAT?
    Stranger: DAMMIT I COULDNT BECAUSE OF SARAH
    You: SARAH
    You: DONT YOU DARE SPEAK HER NAME ON YOUR LIPS
    Stranger: DAMMIT MAN
    Stranger: I LOVED HER
    You: what
    You: but
    You: she was my wife
    You: how
    Stranger: YES SHE WAS, AND I COULDNT TELL YOU BECAUSE OF THAT
    You: fuck you john
    You: FUCK YOU
    You: YOU TREACHEROUS SWINE…
    Stranger: IM SORRY MAN
    You: YOUR NOTHING TO ME NOW
    Stranger: BUT I COULDNT HOLD BACK MY FEELINGS
    You: your feelings?!
    You: WELL IF YOU LOVED HER WHY DIDNT YOU USE THE STICK?
    You: SHES DEAD NOW
    You: and once again its your fault
    Stranger: BECAUSE
    Stranger: SHE LOVED YOU
    Stranger: AND LA’MAR KNEW
    Stranger: THAT YOU WOULDNT KNEW WHAT TO DO
    Stranger: YOU WOULDN’T TRUST ME
    You: well he was right i dont
    You: *points gun at you*
    Stranger: ..
    Stranger: if this is how it ends
    You: I CANT TRUST YOU ANYMORE
    Stranger: i want to tell you something
    You: WHAT
    Stranger: i may have loved her, but i never told her
    Stranger: because of you
    Stranger: i kept this giant stick
    Stranger: to keep you alive
    Stranger: take it
    You: but without sarah what use am i alive
    You: dont you see when she died i did too
    Stranger: i
    Stranger: loved her too
    Stranger: but i had to move on
    Stranger: for you
    Stranger: for la’mar
    Stranger: and even her
    You: i dont know what to do
    You: john im so confused
    You: hes going to be here soon
    You: tell me one thing
    You: do you know how to use the stick?
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: i have been practicing secretly
    You: well this is how it goes
    You: we fight for our freedom
    You: if we win
    You: we go our seperate ways
    You: you are no longer my brother
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: we will forever be brothers
    Stranger: you can hate me
    Stranger: but our past was not a lie
    You: wasnt it
    You: *pulls off mask*
    You: it isnt your brother dave who youve been talking to
    You: it is i
    You: now then hand the stick over
    Stranger: wa..
    Stranger: WHERE IS DAVE
    You: hes gone
    You: to the same place as sarah
    You: and lamar
    Stranger: i..i..
    Stranger: i cant..believe…
    Stranger: since..when…
    You: a while
    You: now then
    You: the stick
    Stranger: i..
    Stranger: da…ve
    Stranger: no..
    Stranger: my..bro..the…r
    Stranger: i..
    Stranger: i..
    Stranger: I’LL KILL YOU
    You: GIVE ME THE FUCKING STICK
    Stranger: TAKE IT FROM MY DEAD BODY MOTHERFUCKER
    You: I WILL
    You: GLAD LY
    Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
    You: *ACTIVATED FORCE FIELD*
    You: AAH I AM MORE STRONGER THAN EVER!
    Stranger: ARGH
    Stranger: MAYBE
    Stranger: BUT
    Stranger: I TOLD YOU
    Stranger: I KNOW HOW TO USE THE STICK
    Stranger: *stick transforms into lightsaber*
    You: WHA
    You: NOOOO
    Stranger: DIE
    Stranger: *stabs you*
    You: *FALLS TO MY KNEES*
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: I
    You: I
    You: *REACHES FOR FACE…. PULLS OFF MASK*
    You: its
    You: its me
    You: dave
    You: he set you up
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: *dave dies*
    Stranger: THEN WHY DID YOU FIGHT ME
    Stranger: NO
    Stranger: DA.VE
    Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: hahahahahahaha *snaches stick from your hand*
    Stranger: WHAT
    You: *stabs you*
    You: DIE
    Stranger: GARGH
    Stranger: YO..U…
    You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
    Stranger: ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
    You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
    Stranger: AAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHH
    You: FUCKING HELL MAN JUST DIE!
    You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
    Stranger: i should have known it was you….la..mar
    Stranger: i…m..sorr..y…dave…sa..rah..
    You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
    Stranger: i..coul…not…get..
    Stranger: GARHG
    You: FUCK MAN
    You: DIE
    Stranger: free…
    Stranger: *dies*
    You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
    You: THE END
    You: im actually going to save this conversation
    You: just because of its epicness
    Stranger: please do
    Stranger: post it somewhere if you want
    Stranger: you have my blessings
    You: woohoo!
    You: this was ace bye
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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    Stranger: hi, would you be up for webcam? :p

    m/f?
    how old are you?
    straight/gay/bi?
    You: HEY ITS ABBIE:)
    You: im 4
    You: im les
    You: no bi
    You: hahahahahaha
    You: iloveyouh
    Stranger: >_>
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚ do you love me?
    Stranger: sure, why not..
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: i was afraid that i was gunna kill you if you said no
    Stranger: awesome
    You: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: oh btw IM ABBIE:)
    You: ๐Ÿ˜›
    Stranger: so i already saw :p
    You: im not bi,, im not less,, im not straight
    You: ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: im abbie
    You: nd oyu?
    You: you*
    Stranger: im jamie, and im straight
    You: hahahahahaha
    You: im a person
    Stranger: no shit.
    You: im justbeinme loll
    You: hahahaha post
    You: you there..
    Stranger: unfortunately
    You: you made me sade
    You: sad*
    You: well im going you were mean.. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA fag..
    You have disconnected.

  • Stranger: Yo
    You: Hey
    Stranger: Fox?
    You: You even ask if I’m a woman like a douche, along with the greeting. ๐Ÿ™
    Stranger: FUCK YOU
    YOU FUCK TERRORIST
    Stranger: GO BACK TO SAND NIGGER LAND
    You: I saw this coming from 20 miles away
    You: You’re so original.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.

    You: If you arenโ€™t Darthvader, Batman, Robin, OR Harry Potterโ€ฆ THEN WHO ARE YOU?!?!
    Stranger: I’m voldemort… AWKWARD.
    You: o.O
    You: Awkward is right o.O
    Stranger: Indeed, so… What’s this about Harry, you seen him?
    You: No I am looking for him too o.O
    Stranger: Tom Riddle?
    Stranger: is that you?
    You: No.
    Stranger: Snape?
    You: no
    You: This is Harry’s bitch. He didn’t pay me last night.
    Stranger: God, i heard he does that often.
    You: Yeah I replaced that hoe Ginny or whatever.
    Stranger: If only we could take away his fucking invisibility cloak
    You: I put it on his dick and used magic to make it stay. Win.
    Stranger: LOL.
    You: I figured you would be proud:D
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label ‘Stranger:’. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
    You: You fucking perv
    Stranger: yes
    You: I own a horse, but I still don’t know how magnets work.
    Stranger: cool..
    You: EXPLAIN ME HOW MAGNETS WORK
    You: NOW
    You: I PAID YOU
    Stranger: eletrons..
    You: WHERE’S MAH SHIT ?
    Stranger: moving from one side to the other
    You: CUT THE BULLSHIT
    Stranger: are you fucking your horse?
    You: YES
    Stranger: good..
    You: IF I FEEL LIKE IT
    You: WHERE’S MY SHIT MAN ?
    You: I PAID YOU
    Stranger: female or male horse?
    You: I WANNA KNOW HOW MAGNETS WORK
    You: DON’T TALK BULLSHIT ABOUT ELEKTRONS AND SHIT
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Stranger: Halo
    Stranger: AV or first-past-the-post?
    You: Tell me your secret.
    Stranger: ASL?
    Stranger: H&K?
    Stranger: I love cider
    Stranger: i prefer it to beer
    Stranger: I coudn’t tell my friends from home– they’re rip the shit out of me
    Stranger: *they’d
    You: Cut the bullshit and tell me how magntes worj.
    You: work*
    You: magnets*
    Stranger: It’s because of the way that metal bonds
    You: (fuck I’m using a fucked up netbook )
    You: No way, you are lying.
    Stranger: there are 3 kinds of bond between atoms– covalent which shares valent electrons, ionic which makes positive (+ve) and negative (-ve) ions which are attracted to each other
    Stranger: The 3rd is metalliod bonding
    You: Holy shit thats lot of science crap. Just tell me the spell already.
    Stranger: Metals are defined by the fact that they lose their electrons and sit in a sea of electrons.
    You: The exams are begining next week.
    Stranger: Tempory dipoles (more electrons are up one end) are formed which pulls the metal in one direction or the other.
    Stranger: It’s all about electros
    Stranger: *electrons
    Stranger: I presume you’re doing GCSE?
    Stranger: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnets
    You: Fuck, I can’t understand English science, I’m from Greece you know.
    Stranger: Ah, ok
    You: I don’t believe in science I’m sure magnets are magic.
    You: There is no way.
    Stranger: http://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%9C%CE%B1%CE%B3%CE%BD%CE%AE%CF%84%CE%B7%CF%82
    Stranger: Well, science explians te magic
    You: HOLY SHIT
    You: ITS THE MAGIC SPELL IN GREEK
    Stranger: Just becuase you know how the trick is done, doesnt stop it being magic
    You: THANK YOU SATAN
    Stranger: hahaha
    You: I WANNA ENLARGE MY ENORMOUS PENIS
    Stranger: well it’s all greek to me…
    You: WHATS THE SPELL FOR THAT
    Stranger: You put a meat hook through your Prince Albert and bungee jump from it
    You: FUCK YEAH
    You: HAIL SATAN

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: Hello, would you like me to quiz you about your general knowledge? ๐Ÿ™‚
    The rules are as follows: You have ten seconds to answer each question. There’s a total of 15 questions to be answered. Are you still in? ๐Ÿ™‚

    You: ok

    Stranger: Okay, here goes:

    Stranger: 1. Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?

    You: wtf

    Stranger: 2. Who wrote the novella “The Old Man and the Sea”?

    You: billy jackson

    Stranger: 3. Who is the most-winning cyclist ever?

    You: a cAT

    Stranger: 4. Who was Nostradamus?

    You: a man

    Stranger: 5. Which thrash-metal bands are considered as “the big four”?

    You: dora the explorer

    Stranger: 6. What is Ferdinand Magellan famous for?

    You: farting

    Stranger: 7. Where did the search engine “Yahoo!” get it’s name from?

    You: google

    Stranger: 8. Why does Robinson Crusoe name his companion “Friday”?

    You: becuase it was saterdae

    Stranger: 9. Which Academy Award-winning film is Anthony Hopkins most famous for?

    You: writing

    Stranger: 10. What does the word “onomatopoeia” mean?

    You: somthin in english

    Stranger: 11. Who wrote the song “Like a Rolling Stone”?

    You: the flinstones

    Stranger: 12. What does the word “Allah” mean?

    You: fuck

    Stranger: 13. What is the highest mountain outside of Asia?

    You: k2

    Stranger: 14. What is the song “American Pie” all about?

    You: about…. i knw this… i forgot

    Stranger: 15. Which Iron Maiden album did you enjoy the most?

    You: da 1st 1

    Stranger: Which was named?

    You: idk

    Stranger: Okay

    Stranger: You had:

    Stranger: *drumroll*

    Stranger: ZERO correct answers

    Stranger: This gives you a virtual last place

    Stranger: The leader leads by three points

    Stranger: Adieu

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • You: hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: WRONG!

    You: try againg

    Stranger: *again

    You: *again

    You: yep

    You: haha

    Stranger: hahah

    You: lol

    Stranger: MAU5

    You: what?

    Stranger: DEADMAU5

    You: mau5?

    You: aaah

    You: deadman

    You: THE PHENOOOM

    Stranger: no MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5

    You: THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
    UNDEEEERTAKEEEEEEER

    Stranger: CTHULHUUUUUUUUU

    You: MAY YOUR SOUL REST!

    Stranger: SATANNNNNNNNNN

    You: INNNN!!!!!

    You: PEACE!

    Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    You: there ain’t no grave can hold my body dow

    You: n

    Stranger: Weight problem?

    You: no

    You: i cant die

    You: i will stay forever

    Stranger: good for you

    You: I WONT DIE

    You: THE DEMONS DON’T DIE

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: sure

    You: ONLY HUMANS LIKE YOU

    Stranger: yep

    You: THERE ARE A LOT OF GRAVES CAN HOLD YOUR BODY DOWN

    Stranger: yeah cuz I’m a fucking cat

    You: SHOULD I LAUGH?

    You: THE WAY I SEE IT

    You: U R SOO SILLY

    Stranger: ho lee schitt

    Stranger: no way

    You: U R FUCKING WITH ME?

    You: U WANT PIECE OF ME?

    You: AT WRESTLEMANIA I’LL FACE YOU

    Stranger: no dude I’m straight

    You: NOT ONLY YOU WILL HAND ME YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP

    You: BUT YOU WILL PERSONALLY

    You: HAND MY YOUR SOUL

    Stranger: *Me.

    You: YA

    You: RIT

    You: oops

    You: IT’S NOT ME

    You: IT’S SATAN COMPUTER

    You: IT SUX

    Stranger: you need to check your spelling or I’ll knock over YOUR SOUL

    You: (THE AUTO-CORRECTION)

    You: HAHA

    You: DO YOU KNOW WHO R U TALKING WITH?

    Stranger: AND COMPUTERS ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T AFFORD IPADS

    You: ALL THE DEMONS ANSWER MR WITH “SIR”

    Stranger: HELL NO

    You: AND YOU ARE DISRESPECTING ME

    You: YOUR SOUL

    You: WILL BE DAMNED FOREVER

    Stranger: okay

    Stranger: I don’t believe in your shit I’m not scared

    You: really u dont know me?

    You: c’mon

    You: where do u live?

    Stranger: in a house

    You: which country

    You: ?

    Stranger: in kenowhere

    Stranger: usa

    You: usa?

    You: AND U DONT KNOW ME??????/

    Stranger: no usa

    You: THE UNDERTAKER?

    Stranger: is this Tavo?

    You: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!

    You: really

    Stranger: then I don’t know you.

    You: u dont know the undertaker?

    You: c’mon

    You: haha

    You: don’t u watch wwe?

    Stranger: no

    You: sorry if i’m rude sometimes

    Stranger: that

    You: but an evil soul

    Stranger: is

    You: take over me

    You: sometimes

    Stranger: gay

    You: UR DAD IS U BITCH

    Stranger: is this Steve Willis?

    Stranger: holy crap I’m my own father

    You: haha

    You: really funny

    You: hahaha

    You: i meant :
    UR DAD IS
    U BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    Stranger: …

    Stranger: same thing

    You: no

    You: U R SOOO STUPID

    Stranger: okay

    You: thnx

    You: u r welcome

    Stranger: ?

    You: yes

    You: iknow

    You: and u know

    You: and we know know

    You: what they know

    Stranger: You see, I came here to troll the shit out of some horny people. It’s not working out because of you.

    You: ya

    You: lol

    You: 2 trolls here

    You: u know what this mean?

    Stranger: whut

    You: THE JUDGMENT DAY IS NEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAR

    You: AND WE ALL GONNA DIE!

    You: U WILL

    You: UR MOMMA

    You: UR DADDA

    You: BUT I WON’T

    You: DEMONS NEVER DIES

    You: MUHAHAHAHAHA

    Stranger: my parents are already dead

    You: UR GIRLFRIEND WILL DIE

    You: UR WIFE

    You: UR CHILDRENS

    You: UR GRANDPA

    You: UR UNCLES

    You: UR BROTHERS & SISTERS

    Stranger: I don’t have a gf or wife or children or gpa or uncles

    You: UR FRIENDS

    You: YOU!!!!!!

    Stranger: no bro or sis and I fucking hate my friends and I’m already dead

    You: REALLY?

    Stranger: yes

    You: good

    You: where r u sitting now?

    You: hell or heaven?

    Stranger: I’m standing

    You: lol

    You: where r u standing then?

    You: haha

    You: NYAHAHAHA

    Stranger: I’m the goddamn Batman. I stand wherever the fuck I feel like standing

    Stranger: on a roof

    Stranger: on your face

    Stranger: on the ground

    Stranger: on jesus’ shoulder

    You: lol

    Stranger: on your mom

    You: u infedale

    You: FUCK U

    You: haha

    You: i dont want 2 say anything about ur mom

    You: coz my dad is with her now

    You: THEN LET ME ASK U A QUESTION!

    Stranger: I’m sorry undertaker but I’m standing on your fathers grave now

    You: OH YA?

    Stranger: yes

    You: I HAVE A QUESTION 4 YA SMARTASS

    Stranger: What is your intelligent question?

    You: HOW DO U KNOW WHEN UR MOTHER KISSED U IN THE MORNING (WHEN U WAS A KID) SHE DIDN’T GIVE UR DAD (OR MINE {THE SAME[LOL]}) A BLOW JOB BEFORE SHE KISSES YOU?

    You: c’mon

    You: answer smartass

    You: !!

    Stranger: because my parents are dead. my mom tried to kiss me so I killed her ass and my dad was just fucking ugly.

    Stranger: what’s your excuse?

    You: OH

    You: I GOT IT NOW

    You: HERE IS THE STORY OF UR LIFE
    UR DAD IS DEAD A LONG TIME AGO AND UR MOM HAD 2 WORK AS A SLUT 2 EARN SOME MONEY MY DAD DIDN’T USE 2 FUCK UGLY GIRLS BUT UR MOM INSISTED HE ACCEPTED FOR 4 $
    BUT UNFORTUNETLY

    You: UR MOM WAS OUT OF CONDOMS

    You: SO HE CUMMED IN HER UGLY PUSSY

    You: AND U CAME BY MISTAKE

    You: AND WHEN U GRANDPA KNEW ABOUT THIS

    You: HE KILLED UR MOM

    You: AND SENT U TO THE ORPHANS HOUSE

    You: am i right?

    You: then ur grandma killed ur grandpa coz he killed ur mom

    You: and etc….

    You: i dont want 2 get into details

    You: AM I RIGHT?

    Stranger: As I have said, I’m the goddamn Batman. I have no beginning or end

    You: i am super man’

    Stranger: fuck you and your speedo

    You: ok

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    You: i know U!!

    Stranger: ok

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    You: I KNOW UR NAME

    You: !

    Stranger: What is it.

    You: DO UKNOW MY NAME

    You: UR NAME IS STRANGER!

    You: AND MY NAME IS YOU

    You: nice 2 meet u stranger

    Stranger: Dumbass.

    You: what does dumb ass means???

    Stranger: Your name is Pussy and my name is Jesus

    You: does it mean that i am so pretty?

    You: i am you

    You: and you are stranger

    You: what does pussy means?

    You: and who is jesus?

    You: where am i ?

    You: what is this place

    Stranger: It means your face looks nice today and Jesus is just some German dude who killed some Jews

    You: aha

    Stranger: and this is Hell. Welcome

    You: who r jews?

    You: what r german?

    You: is this a food>

    You: ?

    You: hell?

    You: ya i know hell

    You: it’s near ur home

    You: rit?

    Stranger: No no no no and no shut up eryn

    You: eryn?

    You: really

    You: what does this mean?

    Stranger: I’m bleeding for real.

    You: ???

    You: did u hurt yourself honey?

    You: i a mso sorry for ya?

    You: does it hurt?

    You: *i am so sorry

    Stranger: Yeah baby I was making you a wooden dildo. it’s just a splinter

    You: cooool

    You: do u like 2 get fucked with dildo???

    Stranger: yes.

    Stranger: it makes me feel special

    You: ILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL NOW

    You: U ASSHOLE

    You: ok

    You: its fucking time

    You: should i fuck u from ur ass or pussy man?

    Stranger: I’d prefer my ass if you don’t mind, bro.

    You: yeeew

    You: i dont

    Stranger: okay

    You: ok

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    You: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    You: tell me when u r done

    Stranger: ok

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    Stranger: I think I’m done

    Stranger: ok

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    Stranger: ok..

    Stranger: ok…

    You: good

    You: __|__

    Stranger: now I’m done

    You: put this in ur ass

    Stranger: ))—-C===8

    You: how does it feels?

    You: WTF IS THIS?

    Stranger: hold on…

    Stranger: ah just came

    Stranger: now can you stop being a fab?

    Stranger: *Fag

    Stranger: autocorrect

    You: nyahahahahaa

    You: NYAHAHAHAHAHA

    Stranger: … cleverbot was more fun than this

    You: who?

    You: UR DAD?

    Stranger: Nyan nyan nyan

    Stranger: no

    Stranger: ใ‚ชใ‚ซใƒžใ€‚ใ€‚ใ€‚ ้ป’้ ˆ!

    You: nyan nyan?

    Stranger: ๅ…ฅใ‚Œใ€‚

    You: WHAT???

    Stranger: ๆ—ฅๆœฌ ใ” ใฏใชใ•ใ„?

    You: HELLO?

    You: IS THAT U?

    You: ู†ุงุฎูŠุจุชู„ู„ุจุŸ

    Stranger: ไปŠไธ€็พฝ

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    You: ANSWER MR

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  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Question to discuss:

    Create a story one word at a time

    You: i

    Stranger: am

    You: a

    Stranger: gret

    You: **great

    Stranger: big

    You: douche

    Stranger: bag

    You: i

    Stranger: have

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    You: busting

    Stranger: green

    You: pimples

    Stranger: spewing

    You: slime

    Stranger: and

    You: blood

    Stranger: and

    You: sick(?)

    Stranger: dogs

    You: my

    Stranger: clit

    You: is

    Stranger: black

    You: and

    Stranger: purple

    You: and

    Stranger: squiting

    Stranger: squirting*

    You: i

    Stranger: need

    You: to

    Stranger: have

    You: a

    Stranger: fat

    You: queef

    Stranger: to

    You: get

    Stranger: some

    You: juices

    Stranger: from

    You: my

    Stranger: horse’s

    You: vagina

    Stranger: then

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    You: go

    Stranger: and

    You: club

    Stranger: a

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    You: five

    Stranger: star

    You: chick

    Stranger: to

    You: beat

    Stranger: my

    You: dads

    Stranger: cock

    You: with

    You: .

    Stranger: the

    You: end

    Stranger: good

    You: great story

    Stranger: yesh

    Stranger: asl?

    You: m uk 18

    Stranger: m23 us

    You: nice meetin you

    Stranger: u2

    You: bye

    Stranger: bi

    You have disconnected.

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    Question to discuss:

    why did you do it?

    Stranger 2: SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER MAN

    Stranger 1: hiiiii

    Stranger 2: I COULDN’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

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    Question to discuss:

    what does a boner feel like?

    Stranger 1: เฒ _เฒ 

    Stranger 1: uhm

    Stranger 2: What she said

    Stranger 2: ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: yeah thats what i thought

    Stranger 2: After the operation…

    Stranger 2: ._.

    Stranger 1: but how the fuck am i supposed to explain o_O

    Stranger 2: Lol

    Stranger 2: Idk it’s weird right

    Stranger 1: thats like im asking a girlk

    Stranger 2: Explain it using examples in this room

    Stranger 1: how does a wet pussy feel like

    Stranger 1: oh well i actuall know ๐Ÿ˜€

    Stranger 1: but just as the giver and not as the reciever eh

    Stranger 2: Yes

    Stranger 2: Okay

    Stranger 2: It feels like…

    Stranger 2: Lots of blood as just been pumped into your dick to strengthen it and make it ready for sexual intercourse…

    Stranger 1: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Stranger 1:
    lulz

    Stranger 1: word

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • You’re now watching two strangers discuss your question!

    Question to discuss:

    whaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaap?

    Stranger 1: Die, please.

    Stranger 2: waaaasaaaaaap

    Stranger 1: If you think that THIS is acceptable, you need to die.

    Stranger 2: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap

    Stranger 1: OH.MY.GOD.

    Stranger 1 has disconnected

  • You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

    Stranger: hi

    You: hey ur the one who stole my underwear!!!!

    You: Give it back!!!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: ok ok geez

    Stranger: here

    You: hey is this a sperm???

    You: U Cumm on it!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: no

    You: Clean IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Stranger: i dont have sperm

    You: u alien?

    Stranger: its not my sperm im a girl

    You: alien girl?

    Stranger: yes

    You: LOL

    Stranger: i am alien girl and i will eat u

    You: eat my dick

    Stranger: ok

    You: hahahaha

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