I’m From CIA | Funny Omegle Conversations [PIC]
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You: i’m from cia
You: and i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Stranger: ok
You: sites.
You: stranger? is this your real name lol omg that was really funny isn’t it buddy?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im 21 m india u?
You: 49 PAKISTAN
Stranger: m/f
You: MF
You: did you?
Stranger: i didnt =[
You: thats not cool
Stranger: i know
Stranger: my bad =[
You: i paid u
You: wheres my shit
Stranger: i couldnt bring myself round to disposing of the body
Stranger: Its in the trunk…
You: fuck the body , wheres the stuff at, the jamaican stuff
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: I got that in my ass, i stuck it there for safe keeping
You: the whole pound?
You: wow
Stranger: all of it
You: get it out then
Stranger: took me a while and 2 bottles of lube, but i got it
Stranger: i dont know if i can =\
You: dont make me get my razor
Stranger: i think its stuck up there
You: igor, bring the razor
Stranger: No ! nonono
Stranger: i’ll find a way!
You: shut the door, lock it
Stranger: noooooooooooooooo
You: grab him
Stranger: I wont go out without a fight!
You: i think ur a little outnumbered here
Stranger: i dont care, i’ll take you both on!
Stranger: even if i have to die, thats how betty would want me to do, be the hero i knew i always was
You: who said it only us 2? *whistles, 4 buff russian guys step out of the neighboring room.
Stranger: Argh!
Stranger: So this is it huh
Stranger: this is how it finally ends
You: open the razor
Stranger: Ah no! my get back, ive got a gun
You: its useless,
You: dont even try
You: this is the mafia, boy, you fucked with the wrong guys
Stranger: I must! *takes down one of the thugs* I got more where that came from fat tony
You: who u callin tony? the italians are kindergarden compared to us
Stranger: Argh your not the italians? then who the fuck are you?!
You: 2 guys grab you, tie u up, on to a table
You: tape ur mouth
Stranger: Mmmmmmmmm no! you cant do this
You: pull down ur pants, and put on a rubber glove…..
You: cut u open, and get the stuff
Stranger: Argh NO what are you doing! you cant get away with this!
You: a bag of M&Ms
Stranger: Hello
You: you always dress in yellow, when ya wanna dress in gold!
Stranger: What do you have to say to me?
Stranger: I don’t know that one…
You: meh its a good song lyric…
Stranger: Which band?
You: lmfao hilary duff
Stranger: oh for fuck sake
Stranger: go die.
i pop in my mouth one at a time…lol
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: STOP HITTING ME!!!
Stranger: No!
Stranger: *Hits you*
You: FUCK PLEASE QUIT
Stranger: *grabs your wrists and punches you*
Stranger: stop hitting yourself!
You: I SWEAR I DIDN’T MEAN TO
You: I DIDN’T DO IT
You: HE SEDUCED ME
Stranger: Alright, I believe you.
Stranger: *Stops hitting you*
Stranger: I’m sorry.
You: ok..
You: so do you still love me..
You: baby look at me..
You: i’m sorry..
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: I still love you.
You: good.
You: i promise, this wont happen again
Stranger: I believe you.
You: k..
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i like dogs
Stranger: if you know what i mean…?
You: i like sex with dogs
You: we talking bout the same thing?
Stranger: oh cool
Stranger: yes indeed
You: your awesome
Stranger: you’re sick
You: dont lie, you feel the same way
You: we could double team my dog
Stranger: well… actually i don’t
You: you up for that?
Stranger: i like them as friends
You: it’s okay she doesn’t bite…much
Stranger: okay then
Stranger: are you being serious?
Stranger:
You: yea, she really knows how to work that tongue of hers
Stranger: well
Stranger: you are sick
You: its natural
Stranger: no it’s not
Stranger: it’s rape
You: she’s never said no
Stranger: it’s cause she can’t tal
You: im a dog whisperer
Stranger: i don’t believe that
You: your just jealous
You: what me and my bitch have is real!!
Stranger: it isn’t!
Stranger: you may think so now…
Stranger: bu soon she will leave you for a handsome dalmatian!
You: i am so disguisted with you, how dare you say things like that. she loves me!!!
Stranger: no!
Stranger: it’s not real love!
You: im getting paranoid now, im goin to have to keep her in her cage from now on
Stranger: for your own good, stop it!
You: you stop it
Stranger: i am doing this for your own good!
You: i know what this is, you’ve seen my dog in the park and want her for yourself
You: well its not going to happen okay
You: i understand that you will have feeling, as she is very attractive but you should know better than to try get someone when they are taken
Stranger: …
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger:
Stranger: i feel bad for u
Stranger: and for her
You: its you i feel bad for
Stranger: t.t.t.
You: m.m.m
You: heyy
Stranger: bacon?
You: I’m not bacon
You: I’m cheese!
Stranger: wheres wings?
You: dumbass
Obviously my name wasn’t Dean but this was funny
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: dean ?
You: Oh my god
You: how did you know?
Stranger: um i needed to talk to you..
You: me 2 baby
Stranger: you like always go on here lol its jemma.
You: hey jemma
Stranger: um i think you should know something..
You: please do
Stranger: i hooked up with rob..
Stranger: im sorryy
You: again?
You: fuck bitch that the third time this week
Stranger: whats thaatt meant to mean ?!:
Stranger: ive never done that before.
You: you need to dumb that nigguh and get a real man
You: like me
Stranger: third time this week ? :s
You: yeah
You: you gota stop getting high all the time
You: its affecting ur memory
Stranger: what have i done threee times this week..
You: me for one
You: and hooked up with rob and broken up with him
Stranger: i was never with him!
You: you were HIGH
Stranger: no i wasnttt i
Stranger: i only hooked up with him
You: you were doin shrooms
You: you dont remeber?
Stranger: wtf no?
Stranger: i was drunk maybe
Stranger: but i wasnt highh
You: yeah u seemed drunk
You: then u ate the shrooms
You: and then u didnt seem to care about what was going on at all
Stranger: you werent even there :s!
Stranger: how would you know.
You: SEE HOW DRUNK/HIGH YOU WERE?
You: seriously im worried about you babe
You: why dont u come over and we will talk about it
Stranger: i wasnt high!
You: i have you on tape
Stranger: but okaay.. is rob in ?
Stranger: no you dont you werent even in town!
You: trust me
Stranger: is rob in your diorm ?
You: i was there
You: yes.
Stranger: oh. um okay
Stranger: welll if you were there.. y didnt you stop me!
You: cause u were going down on me
You: i liked it
You: common
You: just come to toronto
You: we can fuck and ull forget all about this
Stranger: rob told me i slept with him ?
You: common just one stanley steamer and ull feel all better
You: i know i will
Stranger: stop being fucking weird!
Stranger: you know i didn t get high
You: but I love you babe
You: i wana be with you night and day
Stranger: whateverr your not dean are ya
You: i might be usin
You: 12 pounds of cocaine
Stranger: wtf? !
You: i got a deal
You: and my mom was gona throw it out
You: so i took it all at once
You: call me an ambulance i think im gona die
Stranger: omg
Stranger: you idiot.
You: im sorry babe
You: just get over here give me a quicky and call the ambulance
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Stranger: Hey 18 m usa horny;) phonesex?
You: heyy
Stranger: asl?
You: 1234567890 shemale somewhere over the rainbow
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You: DARTHVADER?!?! is it you?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: no^^
You: BATMAN?!?! is it you?
Stranger: no
You: ROBBIN?!?! is it you?
Stranger: no
You: HARRY POTTER?!?! is it you?
Stranger: no
You: Oh well who are you then?
Stranger: im god.
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You: hello banananananana
Stranger: dün gece resmini öptümde yattım
You: i dont speak bananish
Stranger: do u like banan
Stranger: a
Stranger: i can give it to u
Stranger: ?
Stranger: LOL
You: no
You: go back to banana land
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You: ohn?
You: john?
Stranger: yes
You: we have to go
You: he knows
Stranger: how have you been dave
Stranger: wha..
Stranger: but how
You: i dont know
You: he knows
You: we have to go now
Stranger: shit
Stranger: I AINT RUNNING
You: wtf… he will kill you
Stranger: this is the place where i fought for
Stranger: where my tears and blood were shed
Stranger: i will NOT leave
You: look nows no time for bull shit
You: we HAVE to
Stranger: look
Stranger: listen to me
Stranger: what have we been doing so far
You: weve been on the run
You: and its guna stay that way if you want to live
You: now come on
Stranger: no god dammit
Stranger: listen
Stranger: this is the place we can finalyl call a home
Stranger: the place weve been looking for
Stranger: you gunna let that slip by?
Stranger: you gunna get this place go?
You: i dont know john…
You: why did you do it in the first place
Stranger: god DAMMIT man
You: its all your fault
Stranger: i had to
You: i hate living like this
Stranger: for our future
Stranger: you know as well as i do, we couldnt have kept living like that
You: i cant take this anymore… your right i dont want to let this slip by
You: *pulls out gun*
You: im sorry
You: im turning you in
Stranger: wha..
Stranger: you…
Stranger: why
Stranger: after all we’ve been through
Stranger: why
You: john… im sorry
You: i just
You: im so confused
Stranger: we are brothers
You: you want to fight a losing battle
Stranger: we’ve been through everything together
You: i cant do that
You: i know
You: goddammit
You: i know
Stranger: GOD DAMMIT MAN
Stranger: ARE YOU GOING TO LIVE A LIFE OF FEAR
Stranger: OR LIVE A LIFE WORTH DYING FOR
You: fine
You: john tell me how
You: how can we defeat him
You: after what you did hes more powerful than ever
Stranger: we do it the only way we know how
You: i cant
You: i cant do that
You: i vowed after that day back at the brook
You: never again
Stranger: god dammit man
Stranger: we have to
Stranger: one last time
You: but
Stranger: for our freedom
Stranger: for our lost comrades
You: freedom…
You: i dont even know what that is
You: it seems so far away
You: an unreachable place
Stranger: we almost have it in our grasps
Stranger: just keep looking
You: ok john im with you
You: lets do this
Stranger: alright
You: if we die … we die as matyrs
Stranger: if we die
Stranger: we died fighting for freedom
You: yes…. for freedom
Stranger: now then
Stranger: dave tresbenskin
Stranger: lets do it..
You: *pulls out gun*
You: yeeeeeeeeah
Stranger: *pulls out giant stick*
You: wtf john…
You: your not going all samurai on me are you
Stranger: dammit man
Stranger: dont you remember this stick
Stranger: it’s the one la’mar had
You: wha….
You: how did you get it
Stranger: he gave it to me
You: but
You: you never told me
You: why
Stranger: i couldnt..
Stranger: he told me not to
You: but im your brother
Stranger: i knew it was going to be too hard for you
Stranger: we had to run that day
Stranger: if i’d have shown it to you
Stranger: you wouldnt have wanted to
You: fuck,,, i cant believe it…. all this time
You: you had the answer to our problems
You: all this time
You: AND YOU DID NOTHING
Stranger: I COULDN’T
Stranger: I SWORE TO HIM
Stranger: ON HIS LAST BREATH
Stranger: HE MADE IT SWEAR IT
You: well he died,…. and since then its us thats had to run
You: look over our shoulder
You: you could have stopped all that
You: i couldve been happy
You: we could have been happy
Stranger: god..dammit
Stranger: i..
Stranger: i..couldnt
You: couldnt or wouldnt
Stranger: i..
You: what
You: SPIT IT OUT MAN
You: WHAT?
Stranger: DAMMIT I COULDNT BECAUSE OF SARAH
You: SARAH
You: DONT YOU DARE SPEAK HER NAME ON YOUR LIPS
Stranger: DAMMIT MAN
Stranger: I LOVED HER
You: what
You: but
You: she was my wife
You: how
Stranger: YES SHE WAS, AND I COULDNT TELL YOU BECAUSE OF THAT
You: fuck you john
You: FUCK YOU
You: YOU TREACHEROUS SWINE…
Stranger: IM SORRY MAN
You: YOUR NOTHING TO ME NOW
Stranger: BUT I COULDNT HOLD BACK MY FEELINGS
You: your feelings?!
You: WELL IF YOU LOVED HER WHY DIDNT YOU USE THE STICK?
You: SHES DEAD NOW
You: and once again its your fault
Stranger: BECAUSE
Stranger: SHE LOVED YOU
Stranger: AND LA’MAR KNEW
Stranger: THAT YOU WOULDNT KNEW WHAT TO DO
Stranger: YOU WOULDN’T TRUST ME
You: well he was right i dont
You: *points gun at you*
Stranger: ..
Stranger: if this is how it ends
You: I CANT TRUST YOU ANYMORE
Stranger: i want to tell you something
You: WHAT
Stranger: i may have loved her, but i never told her
Stranger: because of you
Stranger: i kept this giant stick
Stranger: to keep you alive
Stranger: take it
You: but without sarah what use am i alive
You: dont you see when she died i did too
Stranger: i
Stranger: loved her too
Stranger: but i had to move on
Stranger: for you
Stranger: for la’mar
Stranger: and even her
You: i dont know what to do
You: john im so confused
You: hes going to be here soon
You: tell me one thing
You: do you know how to use the stick?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i have been practicing secretly
You: well this is how it goes
You: we fight for our freedom
You: if we win
You: we go our seperate ways
You: you are no longer my brother
Stranger: no
Stranger: we will forever be brothers
Stranger: you can hate me
Stranger: but our past was not a lie
You: wasnt it
You: *pulls off mask*
You: it isnt your brother dave who youve been talking to
You: it is i
You: now then hand the stick over
Stranger: wa..
Stranger: WHERE IS DAVE
You: hes gone
You: to the same place as sarah
You: and lamar
Stranger: i..i..
Stranger: i cant..believe…
Stranger: since..when…
You: a while
You: now then
You: the stick
Stranger: i..
Stranger: da…ve
Stranger: no..
Stranger: my..bro..the…r
Stranger: i..
Stranger: i..
Stranger: I’LL KILL YOU
You: GIVE ME THE FUCKING STICK
Stranger: TAKE IT FROM MY DEAD BODY MOTHERFUCKER
You: I WILL
You: GLAD LY
Stranger: YAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
You: *ACTIVATED FORCE FIELD*
You: AAH I AM MORE STRONGER THAN EVER!
Stranger: ARGH
Stranger: MAYBE
Stranger: BUT
Stranger: I TOLD YOU
Stranger: I KNOW HOW TO USE THE STICK
Stranger: *stick transforms into lightsaber*
You: WHA
You: NOOOO
Stranger: DIE
Stranger: *stabs you*
You: *FALLS TO MY KNEES*
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: I
You: I
You: *REACHES FOR FACE…. PULLS OFF MASK*
You: its
You: its me
You: dave
You: he set you up
Stranger: WHAT
You: *dave dies*
Stranger: THEN WHY DID YOU FIGHT ME
Stranger: NO
Stranger: DA.VE
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: hahahahahahaha *snaches stick from your hand*
Stranger: WHAT
You: *stabs you*
You: DIE
Stranger: GARGH
Stranger: YO..U…
You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
Stranger: ARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
Stranger: AAAAAAAAARHHHHHHHH
You: FUCKING HELL MAN JUST DIE!
You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
Stranger: i should have known it was you….la..mar
Stranger: i…m..sorr..y…dave…sa..rah..
You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
Stranger: i..coul…not…get..
Stranger: GARHG
You: FUCK MAN
You: DIE
Stranger: free…
Stranger: *dies*
You: *STABS YOU AGAIN*
You: THE END
You: im actually going to save this conversation
You: just because of its epicness
Stranger: please do
Stranger: post it somewhere if you want
Stranger: you have my blessings
You: woohoo!
You: this was ace bye
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Stranger: hi, would you be up for webcam? :p
m/f?
do you love me?
how old are you?
straight/gay/bi?
You: HEY ITS ABBIE:)
You: im 4
You: im les
You: no bi
You: hahahahahaha
You: iloveyouh
Stranger: >_>
You:
Stranger: sure, why not..
You:
You: i was afraid that i was gunna kill you if you said no
Stranger: awesome
You:
You: oh btw IM ABBIE:)
You:
Stranger: so i already saw :p
You: im not bi,, im not less,, im not straight
You:
You: im abbie
You: nd oyu?
You: you*
Stranger: im jamie, and im straight
You: hahahahahaha
You: im a person
Stranger: no shit.
You: im justbeinme loll
You: hahahaha post
You: you there..
Stranger: unfortunately
You: you made me sade
You: sad*
You: well im going you were mean.. HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHA fag..
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Stranger: Yo
You: Hey
Stranger: Fox?
You: You even ask if I’m a woman like a douche, along with the greeting.
Stranger: FUCK YOU
YOU FUCK TERRORIST
Stranger: GO BACK TO SAND NIGGER LAND
You: I saw this coming from 20 miles away
You: You’re so original.
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You: If you aren’t Darthvader, Batman, Robin, OR Harry Potter… THEN WHO ARE YOU?!?!
Stranger: I’m voldemort… AWKWARD.
You: o.O
You: Awkward is right o.O
Stranger: Indeed, so… What’s this about Harry, you seen him?
You: No I am looking for him too o.O
Stranger: Tom Riddle?
Stranger: is that you?
You: No.
Stranger: Snape?
You: no
You: This is Harry’s bitch. He didn’t pay me last night.
Stranger: God, i heard he does that often.
You: Yeah I replaced that hoe Ginny or whatever.
Stranger: If only we could take away his fucking invisibility cloak
You: I put it on his dick and used magic to make it stay. Win.
Stranger: LOL.
You: I figured you would be proud:D
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You: You fucking perv
Stranger: yes
You: I own a horse, but I still don’t know how magnets work.
Stranger: cool..
You: EXPLAIN ME HOW MAGNETS WORK
You: NOW
You: I PAID YOU
Stranger: eletrons..
You: WHERE’S MAH SHIT ?
Stranger: moving from one side to the other
You: CUT THE BULLSHIT
Stranger: are you fucking your horse?
You: YES
Stranger: good..
You: IF I FEEL LIKE IT
You: WHERE’S MY SHIT MAN ?
You: I PAID YOU
Stranger: female or male horse?
You: I WANNA KNOW HOW MAGNETS WORK
You: DON’T TALK BULLSHIT ABOUT ELEKTRONS AND SHIT
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Stranger: Halo
Stranger: AV or first-past-the-post?
You: Tell me your secret.
Stranger: ASL?
Stranger: H&K?
Stranger: I love cider
Stranger: i prefer it to beer
Stranger: I coudn’t tell my friends from home– they’re rip the shit out of me
Stranger: *they’d
You: Cut the bullshit and tell me how magntes worj.
You: work*
You: magnets*
Stranger: It’s because of the way that metal bonds
You: (fuck I’m using a fucked up netbook )
You: No way, you are lying.
Stranger: there are 3 kinds of bond between atoms– covalent which shares valent electrons, ionic which makes positive (+ve) and negative (-ve) ions which are attracted to each other
Stranger: The 3rd is metalliod bonding
You: Holy shit thats lot of science crap. Just tell me the spell already.
Stranger: Metals are defined by the fact that they lose their electrons and sit in a sea of electrons.
You: The exams are begining next week.
Stranger: Tempory dipoles (more electrons are up one end) are formed which pulls the metal in one direction or the other.
Stranger: It’s all about electros
Stranger: *electrons
Stranger: I presume you’re doing GCSE?
Stranger: http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnets
You: Fuck, I can’t understand English science, I’m from Greece you know.
Stranger: Ah, ok
You: I don’t believe in science I’m sure magnets are magic.
You: There is no way.
Stranger: http://el.wikipedia.org/wiki/%CE%9C%CE%B1%CE%B3%CE%BD%CE%AE%CF%84%CE%B7%CF%82
Stranger: Well, science explians te magic
You: HOLY SHIT
You: ITS THE MAGIC SPELL IN GREEK
Stranger: Just becuase you know how the trick is done, doesnt stop it being magic
You: THANK YOU SATAN
Stranger: hahaha
You: I WANNA ENLARGE MY ENORMOUS PENIS
Stranger: well it’s all greek to me…
You: WHATS THE SPELL FOR THAT
Stranger: You put a meat hook through your Prince Albert and bungee jump from it
You: FUCK YEAH
You: HAIL SATAN
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Stranger: Hello, would you like me to quiz you about your general knowledge?
The rules are as follows: You have ten seconds to answer each question. There’s a total of 15 questions to be answered. Are you still in?
You: ok
Stranger: Okay, here goes:
Stranger: 1. Who painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel?
You: wtf
Stranger: 2. Who wrote the novella “The Old Man and the Sea”?
You: billy jackson
Stranger: 3. Who is the most-winning cyclist ever?
You: a cAT
Stranger: 4. Who was Nostradamus?
You: a man
Stranger: 5. Which thrash-metal bands are considered as “the big four”?
You: dora the explorer
Stranger: 6. What is Ferdinand Magellan famous for?
You: farting
Stranger: 7. Where did the search engine “Yahoo!” get it’s name from?
You: google
Stranger: 8. Why does Robinson Crusoe name his companion “Friday”?
You: becuase it was saterdae
Stranger: 9. Which Academy Award-winning film is Anthony Hopkins most famous for?
You: writing
Stranger: 10. What does the word “onomatopoeia” mean?
You: somthin in english
Stranger: 11. Who wrote the song “Like a Rolling Stone”?
You: the flinstones
Stranger: 12. What does the word “Allah” mean?
You: fuck
Stranger: 13. What is the highest mountain outside of Asia?
You: k2
Stranger: 14. What is the song “American Pie” all about?
You: about…. i knw this… i forgot
Stranger: 15. Which Iron Maiden album did you enjoy the most?
You: da 1st 1
Stranger: Which was named?
You: idk
Stranger: Okay
Stranger: You had:
Stranger: *drumroll*
Stranger: ZERO correct answers
Stranger: This gives you a virtual last place
Stranger: The leader leads by three points
Stranger: Adieu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi!
Stranger: hi
You: WRONG!
You: try againg
Stranger: *again
You: *again
You: yep
You: haha
Stranger: hahah
You: lol
Stranger: MAU5
You: what?
Stranger: DEADMAU5
You: mau5?
You: aaah
You: deadman
You: THE PHENOOOM
Stranger: no MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5 MAU5
You: THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UNDEEEERTAKEEEEEEER
Stranger: CTHULHUUUUUUUUU
You: MAY YOUR SOUL REST!
Stranger: SATANNNNNNNNNN
You: INNNN!!!!!
You: PEACE!
Stranger: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You: there ain’t no grave can hold my body dow
You: n
Stranger: Weight problem?
You: no
You: i cant die
You: i will stay forever
Stranger: good for you
You: I WONT DIE
You: THE DEMONS DON’T DIE
Stranger: okay
Stranger: sure
You: ONLY HUMANS LIKE YOU
Stranger: yep
You: THERE ARE A LOT OF GRAVES CAN HOLD YOUR BODY DOWN
Stranger: yeah cuz I’m a fucking cat
You: SHOULD I LAUGH?
You: THE WAY I SEE IT
You: U R SOO SILLY
Stranger: ho lee schitt
Stranger: no way
You: U R FUCKING WITH ME?
You: U WANT PIECE OF ME?
You: AT WRESTLEMANIA I’LL FACE YOU
Stranger: no dude I’m straight
You: NOT ONLY YOU WILL HAND ME YOUR CHAMPIONSHIP
You: BUT YOU WILL PERSONALLY
You: HAND MY YOUR SOUL
Stranger: *Me.
You: YA
You: RIT
You: oops
You: IT’S NOT ME
You: IT’S SATAN COMPUTER
You: IT SUX
Stranger: you need to check your spelling or I’ll knock over YOUR SOUL
You: (THE AUTO-CORRECTION)
You: HAHA
You: DO YOU KNOW WHO R U TALKING WITH?
Stranger: AND COMPUTERS ARE FOR POOR PEOPLE WHO CAN’T AFFORD IPADS
You: ALL THE DEMONS ANSWER MR WITH “SIR”
Stranger: HELL NO
You: AND YOU ARE DISRESPECTING ME
You: YOUR SOUL
You: WILL BE DAMNED FOREVER
Stranger: okay
Stranger: I don’t believe in your shit I’m not scared
You: really u dont know me?
You: c’mon
You: where do u live?
Stranger: in a house
You: which country
You: ?
Stranger: in kenowhere
Stranger: usa
You: usa?
You: AND U DONT KNOW ME??????/
Stranger: no usa
You: THE UNDERTAKER?
Stranger: is this Tavo?
You: DONT MAKE FUN OF ME!
You: really
Stranger: then I don’t know you.
You: u dont know the undertaker?
You: c’mon
You: haha
You: don’t u watch wwe?
Stranger: no
You: sorry if i’m rude sometimes
Stranger: that
You: but an evil soul
Stranger: is
You: take over me
You: sometimes
Stranger: gay
You: UR DAD IS U BITCH
Stranger: is this Steve Willis?
Stranger: holy crap I’m my own father
You: haha
You: really funny
You: hahaha
You: i meant :
UR DAD IS
U BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Stranger: …
Stranger: same thing
You: no
You: U R SOOO STUPID
Stranger: okay
You: thnx
You: u r welcome
Stranger: ?
You: yes
You: iknow
You: and u know
You: and we know know
You: what they know
Stranger: You see, I came here to troll the shit out of some horny people. It’s not working out because of you.
You: ya
You: lol
You: 2 trolls here
You: u know what this mean?
Stranger: whut
You: THE JUDGMENT DAY IS NEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAR
You: AND WE ALL GONNA DIE!
You: U WILL
You: UR MOMMA
You: UR DADDA
You: BUT I WON’T
You: DEMONS NEVER DIES
You: MUHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: my parents are already dead
You: UR GIRLFRIEND WILL DIE
You: UR WIFE
You: UR CHILDRENS
You: UR GRANDPA
You: UR UNCLES
You: UR BROTHERS & SISTERS
Stranger: I don’t have a gf or wife or children or gpa or uncles
You: UR FRIENDS
You: YOU!!!!!!
Stranger: no bro or sis and I fucking hate my friends and I’m already dead
You: REALLY?
Stranger: yes
You: good
You: where r u sitting now?
You: hell or heaven?
Stranger: I’m standing
You: lol
You: where r u standing then?
You: haha
You: NYAHAHAHA
Stranger: I’m the goddamn Batman. I stand wherever the fuck I feel like standing
Stranger: on a roof
Stranger: on your face
Stranger: on the ground
Stranger: on jesus’ shoulder
You: lol
Stranger: on your mom
You: u infedale
You: FUCK U
You: haha
You: i dont want 2 say anything about ur mom
You: coz my dad is with her now
You: THEN LET ME ASK U A QUESTION!
Stranger: I’m sorry undertaker but I’m standing on your fathers grave now
You: OH YA?
Stranger: yes
You: I HAVE A QUESTION 4 YA SMARTASS
Stranger: What is your intelligent question?
You: HOW DO U KNOW WHEN UR MOTHER KISSED U IN THE MORNING (WHEN U WAS A KID) SHE DIDN’T GIVE UR DAD (OR MINE {THE SAME[LOL]}) A BLOW JOB BEFORE SHE KISSES YOU?
You: c’mon
You: answer smartass
You: !!
Stranger: because my parents are dead. my mom tried to kiss me so I killed her ass and my dad was just fucking ugly.
Stranger: what’s your excuse?
You: OH
You: I GOT IT NOW
You: HERE IS THE STORY OF UR LIFE
UR DAD IS DEAD A LONG TIME AGO AND UR MOM HAD 2 WORK AS A SLUT 2 EARN SOME MONEY MY DAD DIDN’T USE 2 FUCK UGLY GIRLS BUT UR MOM INSISTED HE ACCEPTED FOR 4 $
BUT UNFORTUNETLY
You: UR MOM WAS OUT OF CONDOMS
You: SO HE CUMMED IN HER UGLY PUSSY
You: AND U CAME BY MISTAKE
You: AND WHEN U GRANDPA KNEW ABOUT THIS
You: HE KILLED UR MOM
You: AND SENT U TO THE ORPHANS HOUSE
You: am i right?
You: then ur grandma killed ur grandpa coz he killed ur mom
You: and etc….
You: i dont want 2 get into details
You: AM I RIGHT?
Stranger: As I have said, I’m the goddamn Batman. I have no beginning or end
You: i am super man’
Stranger: fuck you and your speedo
You: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
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You: ok
You: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: o
You: ok
You: ok
You: ok
You: ok
You: o
You: ko
You: k
You: okk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: WAIT!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: i know U!!
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
You: I KNOW UR NAME
You: !
Stranger: What is it.
You: DO UKNOW MY NAME
You: UR NAME IS STRANGER!
You: AND MY NAME IS YOU
You: nice 2 meet u stranger
Stranger: Dumbass.
You: what does dumb ass means???
Stranger: Your name is Pussy and my name is Jesus
You: does it mean that i am so pretty?
You: i am you
You: and you are stranger
You: what does pussy means?
You: and who is jesus?
You: where am i ?
You: what is this place
Stranger: It means your face looks nice today and Jesus is just some German dude who killed some Jews
You: aha
Stranger: and this is Hell. Welcome
You: who r jews?
You: what r german?
You: is this a food>
You: ?
You: hell?
You: ya i know hell
You: it’s near ur home
You: rit?
Stranger: No no no no and no shut up eryn
You: eryn?
You: really
You: what does this mean?
Stranger: I’m bleeding for real.
You: ???
You: did u hurt yourself honey?
You: i a mso sorry for ya?
You: does it hurt?
You: *i am so sorry
Stranger: Yeah baby I was making you a wooden dildo. it’s just a splinter
You: cooool
You: do u like 2 get fucked with dildo???
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: it makes me feel special
You: ILL MAKE YOU FEEL SPECIAL NOW
You: U ASSHOLE
You: ok
You: its fucking time
You: should i fuck u from ur ass or pussy man?
Stranger: I’d prefer my ass if you don’t mind, bro.
You: yeeew
You: i dont
Stranger: okay
You: ok
You: ay
You: ok
You: ay
Stranger: ok
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Stranger: ok
You: FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ok
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You: tell me when u r done
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I think I’m done
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: ok..
Stranger: ok…
You: good
You: __|__
Stranger: now I’m done
You: put this in ur ass
Stranger: ))—-C===8
You: how does it feels?
You: WTF IS THIS?
Stranger: hold on…
Stranger: ah just came
Stranger: now can you stop being a fab?
Stranger: *Fag
Stranger: autocorrect
You: nyahahahahaa
You: NYAHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: … cleverbot was more fun than this
You: who?
You: UR DAD?
Stranger: Nyan nyan nyan
Stranger: no
Stranger: オカマ。。。 黒須!
You: nyan nyan?
Stranger: 入れ。
You: WHAT???
Stranger: 日本 ご はなさい?
You: HELLO?
You: IS THAT U?
You: ناخيبتللب؟
Stranger: 今一羽
You: يبليسغلبسيهخب
You: يسباسيغسشخهبسخشب7علفشسينبتسيهشابعشسيبغعشسبخهسشابعنسشبغس!!
You: سلسيشل8صث0غ9ضخيئطكسؤزةوءار ر0-شثق؟؟؟؟؟
You: ANSWER MR
Stranger: グゴル ツランスラウ。。。
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Create a story one word at a time
You: i
Stranger: am
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Stranger: cock
You: with
You: .
Stranger: the
You: end
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You: great story
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You: m uk 18
Stranger: m23 us
You: nice meetin you
Stranger: u2
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Stranger: bi
You have disconnected.
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Question to discuss:
why did you do it?
Stranger 2: SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ANOTHER MAN
Stranger 1: hiiiii
Stranger 2: I COULDN’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN
Stranger 1 has disconnected
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Question to discuss:
what does a boner feel like?
Stranger 1: ಠ_ಠ
Stranger 1: uhm
Stranger 2: What she said
Stranger 2:
Stranger 1: yeah thats what i thought
Stranger 2: After the operation…
Stranger 2: ._.
Stranger 1: but how the fuck am i supposed to explain o_O
Stranger 2: Lol
Stranger 2: Idk it’s weird right
Stranger 1: thats like im asking a girlk
Stranger 2: Explain it using examples in this room
Stranger 1: how does a wet pussy feel like
Stranger 1: oh well i actuall know
Stranger 1: but just as the giver and not as the reciever eh
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 2: Okay
Stranger 2: It feels like…
Stranger 2: Lots of blood as just been pumped into your dick to strengthen it and make it ready for sexual intercourse…
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Stranger 1:
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Stranger 1: word
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whaaaaaaaazaaaaaaaap?
Stranger 1: Die, please.
Stranger 2: waaaasaaaaaap
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Stranger 2: waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Stranger 1: OH.MY.GOD.
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Stranger: hi
You: hey ur the one who stole my underwear!!!!
You: Give it back!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: ok ok geez
Stranger: here
You: hey is this a sperm???
You: U Cumm on it!!!!!!!!
Stranger: no
You: Clean IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: i dont have sperm
You: u alien?
Stranger: its not my sperm im a girl
You: alien girl?
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You: LOL
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You: eat my dick
Stranger: ok
You: hahahaha