Youtube April Fool’s Joke 2009 | ǝʞoɾ s,looɟ lıɹdɐ : ǝqnʇ noʎ [PIC]

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You want my what for $1.50?! | Facebook Captcha [PIC]

You want my what for $1.50?!  | Facebook Captcha [PIC]

U.S.A Sitcom Map [PIC]

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“The page cannot be displayed” IE ERROR on the big electronic billboard at the East Palo Alto Ikea store. [PIC]

“The page cannot be displayed” IE ERROR on the big electronic billboard at the East Palo Alto Ikea store. [PIC] via  Peter Kaminski

IE is everywhere.

Here’s the classic Internet Explorer “page cannot be displayed” error message, as displayed on the big electronic billboard at the East Palo Alto Ikea store.

For you non-IE users, it reads “The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings,”

The brightness of this image or something made the display jumpy, which is why it’s hard to read. Other ads (the ones that actually loaded displayed fine.

My favorite part: the scroll bar at the bottom.

Give Up Internet‘s Note

Dear, Peter Kaminski, awesome catch. “My favorite part: the scroll bar at the bottom.” same here.

A Japanese Racist, an EbaumsWorld Lover, a 4Chan hater, a Surprising Character.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Tell me the brand of Obama’s Phone?
You: hi.
Stranger: who is obama
You: are you serious?
Stranger: yes
You: Barack Obama, The President of USA
Stranger: is he the terrorist in usa
You: it smells like racism
Stranger: oh i was right
Stranger: sorry for english of mine
You: i think you should be sorry for your thoughts, before your english.
Stranger: i am sorry for thoughts?
You: yep.
Stranger: whats this mean?
You: racist thoughts, not that cool
Stranger: i am sorry i do not understand yu
You: np.
You: take care.
Stranger: i am not racist
Stranger: i am japanrse
You: so, why did you say terrorist to Obama?
Stranger: he lives in cave
Stranger: correct?
You: incorrect.
Stranger: he blew up big tower
Stranger: in new york city
You: what did you drink?
Stranger: water. good stuff. americam drink water too, yes?
You: Yes, water is registered trade mark of USA.
Stranger: i am sorry. what marm of usa?
You: marm?
Stranger: mark?
You: we’re not the exact people to chat together.
Stranger: excuse me
You: we’re lost in the internet.
Stranger: internet is fun.
You: be a good guy, love people, love everything, look at the World with lovely eyes..
You: everything will be better.
Stranger: ebaumsworld is on internets. americans get large laughs
You: ebaumsworld, the king of the stolen content.
You: yeah, i know them.
Stranger: stolen content?
Stranger: like steal? metal?
You: no, steal, like mouses stealing food.
You: (without permission)
Stranger: why would mouse stole food?
You: maybe it’s hungry.
Stranger: what does this have to do wth pianos?
You: they can eat those food while listening piano.
Stranger: eat my balls american
You: i wasn’t expecting that.
You: you surprised me.
Stranger: mitsiguri kirtomi
You: you looked like a good guy.
Stranger: desayuna sisama
You: be cool.
Stranger: go back to 4chan

Internet People Really Want to Help to Sad People

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: looks fine.
You: just a bit confused.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I’ve Beaten by a John Mccain supporter at Omegle. If i don’t see colors, how i know Barack Obama is black?

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: UG?
You: just tell me which is better
Stranger: ok
You: digg, reddit or stumbleupon?
Stranger: i hate all of them
You: this is an awesome answer.
You: thank you.
You: google maps, yahoo maps, microsoft live maps?
Stranger: no problem
Stranger: why does this matter?
You: why it doesn’t?
Stranger: but… google maps cuz its the only one i’ve ever used
You: i guess so.
You: which is better? fox news, nyt, iht or cnn?
Stranger: fox
You: do you support mccain?
Stranger: yes sir
You: you hate Obama?
Stranger: its kinda late now though to be asking that question
Stranger: yes, yes i do
You: why? just because he is black?
Stranger: becuase his policies are complete shit
You: this is an awesome answer.
You: but i don’t think so.
Stranger: why not
You: Obama is awesome.
You: that’s why.
Stranger: why is he awesome? just becuase he is black?
You: no, i’m white. i don’t see colors when i look at people.
Stranger: then how do you know hes black?
You: lol lol lol
You: i should have known that i was a trap.
Stranger: he might be white and everyone might just be lying to you and saying hes black
You: you beated me.
Stranger:
You: i really want to clap you buddy.
You: can i post this conversation to giveupinternet.com?
Stranger: so are you from UG?
Stranger: uh sure, why not
You: ok, just give me a name.
You: and check the site in 3 minutes.
Stranger: …why? make a name up
Stranger: ok my name is John Smith, there
You: Ok John Smith, The IBB…
You: internet’s biggest beater.
Stranger: IBB?
Stranger: oh… thanks

The Future of Web 2.0 and Social Media | Omegle Conversation

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: You shall know me by the trail of destruction
You: do you think, web 3.0 is near?
Stranger: How are you.
Stranger: ?
Stranger: Web 2.0 isn’t even here yet
You: where is “there”?
Stranger: But in 5 years we should be fine
You: i hope so.
Stranger: Need to improve computer pattern recognistion algorithms
Stranger: Hopefully the poingcaré conjecture solution will help in that regard
You: of course. Web 2.0 is not only bubbles and large texts…
Stranger: It’s also Twitting to people you don’t know what you ate for breakfast!
You: do you miss old internet days?
You: altavistas, askjeeves.
Stranger: ;___;
You: oh those were the days…
You: wtf is “;___;”?
You: is it “no i don’t” ?
Stranger: Back in the day I would %cd my %~/c:/Loca~
Stranger: Tears.
You: wow, do you want to host the whole internet at your localhost?
Stranger: Rolling down my cheeks like the Niagara falls roll over whatever is underneath.
You: this is an amazing idea.
Stranger: Back in the day the internet came on 5″ floppy.
You: will you host google to at localhost too?
Stranger: Alas, that was the past.
You: you say, i’ve played prince of persian?
Stranger: A wonderous land.
You: what about the cheats?
Stranger: Ponce of Persuing?
You: do you remember the cheats?
You: cd games, enter
You: cd prince
You: enter
You: prince megahit, enter.
You: ms-dos days…
Stranger: use ~ “god_mode=1″, win game
You: or ctrl + l for the next level.
Stranger: up up down down left right left right b a start
Stranger: Those were the days.
You: press “k” to kill enemies.
Stranger: keeeeeeeel
You: yep
You: that was awesome.
You: digg or reddit?
Stranger: …Meh. Stumbleupon I guess.
You: it’s an option too.
Stranger: Digg is a cesspool of retardedness, Reddit is a circlejerk of idiots
You: Do you think, social media will change?
You: into a new form?
You: for digg, same here, but reddit is better.
Stranger: First step will be increased inter-site integration
Stranger: Facebook accounts that you can use in Twitter, etc.
You: like facebook-connect?
Stranger: Yea
You: i think so.
Stranger: “unifying” people’s online persona
You: think about a social buzz around thw whole internet.
You: getting more than 5 millions visitors to a blog via social media
You: is this a dream?
Stranger: Hopefuly though, Second Life will never be the future of social media
Stranger: :V perhaps 5M yes
Stranger: but 1M why not?
You: hmm. it’s quite enough.
Stranger: Just link on /b/
You: second life is fantasty, facebook is reality…
You: i hate /b/
Stranger: :V
You: do you blog in the evenings?
Stranger: I used to blog. A long time ago.
Stranger: (2-3 years ago.)
You: why did you gave up?
Stranger: Had other projects.
You: me too.
You: blogging kills a lot of time.
Stranger: Blogging is fun, but it takes up lots of time.
Stranger: Anyway, I’m going to leave now.
Stranger: Bye.
You: ok, can i use this conversation
Stranger: Yea
You: at giveupinternet.com?
You: Thank you.

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